Friday, October 31, 2008 by Mike Lowrey.

Mother Nature came knocking on my door for Halloween ass crack early this year.
It was only a few minutes after midnight when I felt the rumble of her knock.

Be easy with all the quick move back to N.Y. talk.
It was a series of 4 quakes about a 2.0 which is the equivalent of a slight wind gust in NY.
Actually it was so slight I actually thought that it was wind.

So there it is I’ve survived my 2nd, 3rd, 4th & 5th earthquakes.
My first quake experience was in Palm Beach California also a 2.x magnitude.

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Sunday, October 26, 2008 by Mike Lowrey.

As the Presidential Race comes to its final 5 news cycle days I felt I needed to post to curb my excitement & calm my nerves down.

Although TX will vote rebublican yet again this year,
not everyone in TX is voting for McSame…
No, seriously I’m not joking there’s a group called rednecks for obama.

I’m ordering a case of my favorite Cognac & Champagne for Election Night.
I may go to an Election watch party with other Dems in the area.

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Saturday, October 18, 2008 by Mike Lowrey.

As I sat & watched a dog show at the State Fair I was amazed on how this woman (obviously she doesn’t have a boyfriend) was able to train her dog to mount her. As you can tell from the low hanging genitals on this pup he is ready for action. And just like Mike Lowrey…. he don’t need no stinking “Scooby Snacks” to Git ‘er Done!

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Thursday, October 16, 2008 by Mike Lowrey.

Being the city slicker that I am, I found it surprising that I enjoyed being around petting zoos & farm animals.
Here in TX we have the state fair and this year Bell Biv Devoe performed um…yeah, as if their careers wasn’t over before now.

At the fair I came across this site & even though it was something that I should have turned away screaming in horror, I immediately started to daydream about finding a woman with 3 breasts and how I would be happier than I’ve ever been before.

Please note that the woman would have to have Three C cups or better I can’t work with 3 A or B cups!

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Friday, October 10, 2008 by Mike Lowrey.

Since moving to Texas I’ve noticed that there are some great benefits; for example I now live 10 minutes from the following attractions:

1. Six Flags
2. Texas Rangers Stadium
3. New Dallas Cowboys Stadium

With my camera I zoomed in on the coaster to get this shot from the same distance as the first pic

Nice zoom on the camera.. ‘eh?

For those shop-a-holics I’m pretty close to 4 malls including the 19th largest mall in the U.S.

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Wednesday, October 8, 2008 by Mike Lowrey.

I came across this little lady practicing on the balance beam.

Seems like a future gold medal winner to me…

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Monday, October 6, 2008 by Mike Lowrey.

This is a picture of a server rack at work. Nice & neat I luv rack mounted servers, lol
Just think I had to lug 60 lb tower servers at RD (my back sooooo loves me now)!

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Sunday, October 5, 2008 by Mike Lowrey.

This post goes out to Katie…

I’ve never had a corn dog but as soon as I saw this thought this looks like something Katie would enjoy.

You know what else they seem to eat down here in TX?
Apparently they “Fry Everything!!”

Imagine sitting down in NY for some fried ribs, or fried alligator kabobs!

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Saturday, October 4, 2008 by Mike Lowrey.

With the Stock Market melt down I would like to bring a new growing issue to you all that needs to be addressed…..

Hairy Ass Women!

Here’s two ways of this growing and very scary trend:

In this pic I may have just found the Yeti!

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