Tuesday, December 30, 2008 by Mike Lowrey.

Some of the latest tech news that’s out today.
(Plus a tasty treat for Plumpdumplin whose
in Ohio with fam for the Holidays)

The latest in sewing machine technology:

(look at the hot LCD)

You too can be stylin’ with a refurbished new iPhone shhhhhhh,
only you will know how much you paid for it!

Too late the price jumped up $50 bucks since this morn!!

Plumpdumplin:
I totally forgot to mention this when I came from
Krispy Kreme the last time:

Thickcrust:

Please stop sending me pictures of yourself.
Dude I know you said you’re drinking milk & working out..

But I just don’t see it…plus my stomach can’t take much more!

Thickcrust:
Tell the whole crew that you will have a 2-3 week notice b4 I hit NYC
So make sure THo, THa, ESt, NSt,
TDa, JMa, RJo are ready to meet up for drinks.
I’ll see if I can get NCa.
And Dumplin shoot an email to BBo, LWe to come also.

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Monday, December 29, 2008 by Mike Lowrey.

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Thursday, December 25, 2008 by Mike Lowrey.

when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,

In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,

(I tried to get a picture of Amira sleeping in bed but at 4am she
was pretending to sleep and I was too tired from wrapping gift to
stay up any longer)

While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads.
And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap.

Ok, that’s enough  of the poem.

This post was written at 4am but it’s on a delay so by the time you
read this, “Merry Christmas” would be in order.

With a few of Santa’s cookies eaten
(Amira’s note to Santa is sooooo cute
It almost makes me forget the other 364 days of her not listening)

And the gifts for Amira all wrapped
(I’m sure thereonly like 6 gifts under the tree that isn’t for her)

Here at 4am (before I head to bed)
Mike Lowrey raises his glass of Courvoisier to…

Wish you and your family the very best this Christmas.

(Damn I’m really tired…but i still look good..Damn I’m good)

Merry Christmas everyone…stay safe & happy this Holiday Season.

Damn that Courvoisier hit the spot…I’m ready for bed now.

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Tuesday, December 23, 2008 by Mike Lowrey.

Can you imagine being in a robbery where dudes roll up & say…

Hands Up….Stay Calm:

We’ll be in & out of here in a minute
(unless this viagra kicks in… then we’ll be here for 2-4 hours)

I couldn’t help posting this one… the comments are even better!

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Monday, December 22, 2008 by Mike Lowrey.

The ghost popped in to scare his girlfriend and his friend, but things went wrong, lol

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Saturday, December 20, 2008 by Mike Lowrey.

Since I’ve been up for the past 8 hrs working on servers…
(yes, of course I’m working remotely and I’ve been up
working since midnight so I have no clue how I’m
gonna get through the day)
…I thought I’d review a new album or two.

But before I get into all of that, I just wanted to give a quick Birthday
shoutout to my Brooklyn home slice…

When I get to Bklyn we’ll hit some spots and pop bottles!!

Muriel
a.k.a. Mz. Supa Sexy

Now back to the business at hand:

Just release this week is Keyshia Cole’s “A Different Me ”

As you can see from the album cover she’s trying to be a little
sexier this album (thank God cuz she was looking like a train wreck)

A few songs that caught my ear were:
Please Don’t Stop - a  toe tapper
You Complete Me - a possible hit
Playa Cardz Right - (Originally released on 2Pac’s Album) - Hot Track

Overall the musical production is really smooth throughout the album
and it was really hard to tell the good songs from the bad since the music
tracks are so damn hot. Overall its a big change from her first 2 albums
it has a real R&B/pop feel to it.

Now onto Mr. Lemonade himself…R. Kels
(Remember the double up tour that collapsed, well Kels was awarded
3.4 Million in a lawsuit against the promoter..Nice bit-O-change).

So he has the 12Play 4th Quarter album dropping soon…
Kels is giving this hit away for free (I think it may have been a leak initially)
on iTunes, I believe (inspired by Barack Obama’s presidential win)

I’ve got some new remixes and some new releases so
holla at your boy if you want that fire.
For example did you hear that new Busta Rhymes?

The Foxx is out!

Jamie Foxx is the Brain McKnight killa.
He’s picking up where Brian & Babyface has fallen off.

I’m not sure why but I’m feeling Plies.
He’s sort of like a southern Pac right now

I can’t wait until 50 drops just so Em & Dre’s can drop their albums.
Damn shame that I want 50’s album to drop just to get to the next
album on the label. Em’s new project has been a long time coming but
the question still remains…Will he still have that hot flow now that he’s
not fighting with his wife every other minute?

And Dr. Dre?? after 10 years of working on the followup album to
the Chronic I swear this album better be better poppin’ like
a hot crackpipe in the 1980’s!!
(geez its brobably been 15 years since The Chronic
cuz Eazy E was alive then)

Amira needs breakfast & then off to her swimming lessons… till lata

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Friday, December 19, 2008 by Mike Lowrey.

You know that you’re a guy when you look beyond the obvious.
(in a certain king of way)

I was viewing this picture I took of the new Lex G470 with
the dumb looking trunk door:

But I after looking at it for 2 seconds my mind immediately started
to wander and I started to think…(I wonder how big this woman’s ass is?)

Its big & hot, a full 12 inches of mouth watering,
lip licking deliciousness …

Damn  get you mind out of the gutter its only a
foot long corney dog!!!

No I wasn’t trying to describe myself, but if you ladies are curious
and you must know, I can give you a hint…
Here’s the brand of condoms I use:

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Thursday, December 18, 2008 by Mike Lowrey.

It seems that Terrence Howard won’t be in Iron Man2,
Don Cheadle will be replacing him he said in a recent
CNN interview and then Terrence Howard (allegedly)
throws some hate Jamie Foxx’s way by saying
that Jamie’s albums aren’t all that or something
along those lines.

And here’s Jamie’s Hillarious Response:

Also a crazy new hip hop term is getting put out there
in the same fashion as wigger….

Its called a Whooty - White girl with a booty and it gets
worse…there’s even a song to go with it.
(Lord help us)

It seems that this girl is becoming a youtube phenom…
(I must say she doesn’t look very cute & her booty size is just
above average but its what she can do with it that’s just
AMAZING!!!)

I think I’m in love….but only one problem?
bet’cha $200 she’s a stripper and she pays her rent in $1 billz

‘Memba Mike Tyson?
Damn Shame…

I remember when I wouldn’t step in the ring with him for a million dollars
(cuz he would break all kinds of bones in my body and chances are it
would take 1-2 million in medical bills alone just to save my ass)

Now I think I could whoop that fat dudes dumb & slow ass.

Last week the moon was out in full & I couldn’t help but take a picture of it.
(NY folks I can only hope that Kamran tied Plumpdumpling up to the bathroom sink to stop her from hunting this full moon)

Pic is hot right? I know my camera is hot!

But lastly the word is that with profits being down for all companies..

Red Lobster is cracking down on Cheddar Biscuits !!!
The biscuits are smaller & they now serve one per person.

WTF!!
(those biscuits are good like a muther f%#ker..)

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Thursday, December 18, 2008 by Mike Lowrey.

This was a bit funny so I had to put it on the blog.
(A ghost is trying to scare a woman)

I’ll post a new episode of this on Monday’s Blog so check back for it…
(A new episode will be published every Monday for
the next 8 weeks after that so keep hitting my blog for more)

Poster of the day…(McCain 08′)

Dead Texas Dude of the day…
(He might be alive but I wasn’t really that curious)

Smurf of the Day…

Best non X rated Pictures I’ve taken with my camera…

One more Comix:

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Tuesday, December 16, 2008 by Mike Lowrey.

Aight it was 75 degrees during the day but then a cold storm
moved in and the temp dropped 30 degrees in just a few hours.

As I was driving it started to rain the very second the cold
rain touched my windshield it froze.

The ice rain continued for about an hour

Its not snow its ice rain

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Tuesday, December 16, 2008 by Mike Lowrey.

It was a warm & toasty 76 degrees outside on Sunday
and we had a pretty full day.

10:30am - Amira visits eye Dr.  for a checkup
(she needs glasses to help her left eye slightly)

11:30 am - Swimming Lesson

3pm - North Pole Express

5pm - Roller Skating

7pm - Ihop

8:30pm - Home (getting close to Amira’s bedtime)

10pm -Bowling Alley

12am- Bar

3am - Walmart

4am - Home sleep, work in the morning
(I usually get to work between 8am -12pm depending on the amount
of booze I’ve had the night before)

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Tuesday, December 16, 2008 by Mike Lowrey.

I’m sure you all are reading this with your
mind in the gutter….Damn Shame!

I know you have all seen the vid clips but I
couldn’t help posting some stills.

Hilarious…only some “Bush” could drive a dude this crazy!!!

Bush used the Matrix on dude…

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Saturday, December 13, 2008 by Mike Lowrey.

They be cookin’ them O’s!!!

I haven’t been to the store in a while so I decided to roll on through
for a quick dozen.

Nah I wasn’t trying to put the free paper hat on or anything.
A brother wasn’t trying to play himself like that.
Doesn’t the hat look like something that thickcrust would wear
around NY?

Even though I was getting grossed out with the large amounts
of glaze dripping in the machine I still ate them donuts up mad quick.

I think they sprinkle crack dust into the glaze!!

Because everyone I know get the shakes after an hour if they don’t
have a second donut.

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Tuesday, December 9, 2008 by Mike Lowrey.

DUNT DUNT DUNNIT DUNNIT DUN DUNT DUNT DUNNIT….

DUNT DUNT DUNNIT DINIT DUNNN DUNT DUNT…
DINT DUNT DANT DANT DANT DERRT DERRRT

DERRRNT DERRRNT DEERNT DERRRRRR

Can you guess what I’m talking about?
I bet you can!

That’s right you guessed it

I spotted this car rolling near my university campus:

I couldn’t stop laughing. Tell me that’s not the same truck!

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Monday, December 8, 2008 by Mike Lowrey.

As I was cleaning my pool this Sunday afternoon I saw a spider
floating in the pool. Actually it was trying to crawl over
to the side of the pool onto dry land.

So…in this season of well wishes & holiday cheer
I decided the most meaningful thing I could
do is to help the little fella to a horrid watery grave.

So I trapped it in my cleaning net and laid the net at
the bottom of the pool. And as thoughts of tiny spider
screams and gurgles danced in my head I started to grin.

Feeling great I danced off to make a martini and a sandwich and
to watch the football game. And in doing so I forgot all about the
little critter. After an hour I remembered and came back to the pool

So as I belted out a thunderous Dr. Evil Genius laugh..

…expecting to see a former spider in the net.
As I looked at the dead spider balled up in the net I said to myself
“This is what Xmas is all about!”

Imagine the shock when that spider ball jumped up
and started to crawl off of the net.
I had this expression on my face:

I quickly captured what I affectionately now call SpiderMan in
the net and submerged it back in the water. I ran upstairs to
research this bullshit.

It seems that spiders don’t breathe the same way we do
and require much less oxygen. Also tiny air bubbles get
trapped in their hairy legs as they get submerged and
they can survive off of them for many hours. Wow who knew!

So will check on the critter tomorrow night to see if there
will be any more Spidey sequels.

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Sunday, December 7, 2008 by Mike Lowrey.

…for buying dumb ass gifts that stores can’t sell all year long….Isn’t it?

Why is it that I came across a cool gift idea website I became extremely disgusted?
(P.S. seriously I wasn’t shopping for any of you ‘cuz you are all getting spam)

Maybe it was the gifts that it suggested that caused my violent convulsions?

Wouldn’t your body react the same way if a website suggested these items:

But it did suggest one cool ass idea:

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Friday, December 5, 2008 by Mike Lowrey.

….for you to do more xmas shopping that you can’t possibly afford
and will be sent hurdling towards bad credit & bankruptcy.
(you already have bad credit so why fight it?)

The Xmas tree went up 2 days ago marking the official kickoff of the holiday season.

So if you have that money get to workin’!!!

Everyone don’t get your hopes up about getting an expensive
gift from me…..all I have for y’all is this:

Enjoy!

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Thursday, December 4, 2008 by Mike Lowrey.

Here’s the post you’ve all been waiting for….

Amira’s Xmas list!
(I don’t care how you get the items just get them,
before you do check with me to make sure someone hasn’t picked it up already)
Most of these items Amira saw at Toys R Us or Walmart/Target,
I have no clue what most of these are,
but I’m sure a store employee would know.

Better yet write a comment on this blog of the item you want to get.
Don’t email me just comment right here, in the box below.
That way we can all keep track,

Thanks

In case you have trouble reading the list here it is:

1. Cooking Mama2 Nintendo DS (purchased already)
2. Wedding Designer
3. Baby Sitters
4. Hannah Montana - Rico’s Shop
5.  Hannah Montana -Dance Floor
6. Bratz - Tour Bus
7. Yasmin Doll
8. More Littlest Pet Shop Toys (purchased already)
9. Polly Pocket
10. Easy Bake Oven (purchased already)
11. Hannah Montana - Coolest Stage
12. DS Skins - Different Colors (at least I think that’s what she wrote)
13. Color Explosion Spinner (purchased already)
14. Littlest Pet Shop- Fitness Place
15. Cooking Mama2 - Wii
16. Nintendogs - Nintendo DS (purchased already)
17. MovierStar - Teacher
18. Wedding Designer - My Baby Girl
19. Puppy in my Pocket
20. Country Club Cruiser Vehicle (purchased already)
21. Sharpay Mustang
22. Stylin’ Studio
23. Moonsand Treasure Kingdom
24. Santa please get me a dog so my mom & dad don’t have to

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Thursday, December 4, 2008 by Mike Lowrey.

The rowdy Bratz dolls have been evicted. Barbie has regained control of the dollhouse.

Basically after Xmas all unsold Bratz dolls & accessories will be shipped back to be destroyed with their molds and never to be made again.

Here’s the story:

Toy giant Mattel Inc., after a four-year legal dispute with MGA Entertainment Inc., touted its win in the case Wednesday after a federal judge banned MGA from making and selling its pouty-lipped and hugely popular Bratz dolls.

“It’s a pretty sweeping victory,” Mattel attorney Michael Zeller said. “They have no right to use Bratz for any goods or services at all.”

U.S. District Judge Stephen Larson rocked the toy industry with his order that MGA must immediately stop manufacturing Bratz. He allowed MGA to wait until the holiday season ends to remove the toys from store shelves.

The decision was a stunning defeat for MGA, which exploded onto the tween scene in 2001 with the edgy dolls and made hundreds of millions in profits, giving Mattel’s more classic doll-diva Barbie a run for her money.

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Monday, December 1, 2008 by Mike Lowrey.

It has been rumored for the past week but I think I can safely say it’s confirmed.

The Two Hottest Crackheads on the planet are BACK together!!!
(and allegedly talking about getting married again, lol)

So how do you feel about the big news?

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