Monday, December 1, 2008 by Mike Lowrey.

It has been rumored for the past week but I think I can safely say it’s confirmed.

The Two Hottest Crackheads on the planet are BACK together!!!
(and allegedly talking about getting married again, lol)

So how do you feel about the big news?

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Monday, December 1, 2008 by Mike Lowrey.

Happy December 1st, folks only 24 more days for you to go out shoplifting for Xmas gifts.

JayZ & Beyonce being spotted courtside at the Nets game is a usual event but there was something different about this time.

It seems that now JayZ has locked down Beyonce he has changed a bit.

Take a look for yourselves:

Now here are my observations:

1. (red arrow #1) Who in the Hell knocked that dude out behind JayZ?
2. (yellow arrow #1) Looks like this guy knocked dude out, must be his pops
3. (red arrow #2) Doesn’t JayZ remind you of another annoying guy we all know.
   Well Jay already lost his street cred a long time ago but now he’s gone to the point of no return.
   He should name his next album “Brooklyn Geek”.

Next up is Mariah Scary:

She is playing around with rumors that she’s going to be a mom.
(Don’t worry I’ve already calls D.C.F.S. - Dept Child & Fam Svcs just in case she is preg)

Next up is Usher:

Usher & that strange thing he’s married to are expecting #2
(since his album tanked I guess there was nothing else to do at home).

Ashanti made an appearance at the Thanksgiving Day Parade in NYC:
I’ve heard folks saying that her boots were fly, personally I think Uggs are short for “Uggly” but everyone is entitled to an opinion

(don’t get it twisted she switched it up when is was time to get on that float & perform)

Speaking of Thanksgiving here’s a hot item:

The group PETA is using the wildly popular kids game “Cooking Mama” to get their message across.
(Amira can’t get enough of this game on her Nintendo DS & will be getting another DS & Wii version of the game for Xmas)

Sorry I had to give their version of the game a try and was forced to pluck the feathers off of a bloody turkey & rip out the internal organs, cut the head off of the turkey and other activities that are just loads of family fun like cooking a Tofu Turkey:

I must admit I was good at the killin n cookin with a perfect score:

I even got a few bonuses that I can share with kids under 5 yrs old:

What am I thinking…I’m so selfish, go ahead and play for yourselves:

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