Monday, January 19, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Can down south dudes please stop dancin’ around their
grandmomma’s good china and hopping out of pantry closets!!!

The whole Souljaboy thing was cool for a few days
but now its going too far. Is it me or is this the absolute
gayest Bullshit you have EVER seen!!!
(no disrespect to my gay peeps)

Dudes shaking their ass all over the place looking as
feminine as they want to be.
I bet some undercover down low brother started this dumb
dance craze.

Seriously as a lady (someone please tell me)
what would make you even say hello to a guy doing this dumbness:

Oh wait, I guess the ladies don’t mind because they are doing it to.
I’ve been at a club and 90% of the people on the dance floor were
running around dancing like this. I’ve seen 35 year old women that
are up in the club doing dances like “Duggie”, “Stanky Leg” or the
“Dirty Booty”

Is this why Black America has no hope. I need talking down.
Young folks would rather use their time learning how to
dance like idiot, then to pick up a book and learn something.

MLK would be tempted to put a cap in these folks…

Ok on to announcement #2

Being that the young guys these days aren’t even interested
in education or making a living….why are ladies getting pregnant
by these same guys??

Why are women that can barely hold a job, living
at home with parents allowed to have kids.
Please tell me.

Guys: If you can’t afford to pay a cel phone bill every month
why are you having kids.

Ladies: If your boyfriend or husband can’t
hold down a steady job other than McD’s or Key Food why
are you with him.

I’m not talking about a 19yr old guy
just starting out. I’m talking about husbands and boyfriends
that are over 25 and have been working at waffle house 7 years.

I said all of that to bring this point home:
Use a condom it doesn’t cost much.

Here’s my philosophy:

Now a moment for a commercial:
(I was down for the commercial, until the yellow balloon
changes the type of party it was)
Must be NYC balloons!

And in conclusion:

Happy MLK Day folks.

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Monday, January 19, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Here’s a few pics of some of the delicious meals I’ve had here in TX:

From Mike Anderson’s BBQ
Smoked ribs & smoked sliced beef with some mash & beans

Just to make your mouth water Katie:

From ThaiSky; Fresh Mango & jasmine sticky rice

NY doesn’t know what it’s missing. TX rocks just look at my local
Mickey D’s: That’s right fresh popcorn & cotton candy sold at McD’s!
Crazy hot…right?

O.M.F.G.!!
Why did Waffle House bring me orange juice from a bucket?
Better question is…why did I drink it???

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Monday, January 19, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

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