My President Is Black

Tuesday, January 20, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Obama for mankind…
We ready for damn change so just let the man shine
On Martin Luther’s Day, I’m feeling just like a “King”
Guess this is what he meant when he said that he had a dream…

When Millions of peoples are riled up to see you
That can arouse one’s ego, but we’ve got Millions of mouths to feed so
please stay true to who you are and where you came from
‘Cause at the top will be the same place you fall from
No matter how big you can ever be
For whatever fee or publicity, never lose your integrity
Today is a good day, nah it’s a great day!
You are one of the brightest and best;
a person this nation will certainly put to the test.
To those who don’t know this is the “Audacity of Hope”
ask Black people are they scared bout tomorrow, the answer… nope!

‘Cause my President Is Black and if he can make it
Then Dammit I can too.

My 1st Lady Is Black Too

We need to put Obama on some currency:

This year I made a big change from spending large amounts of
money on putting women through college and medical school
lets call them ‘Pole’-iticians.
And I donated that money to a Real ‘Politician’.
I feel proud that my green went to the Obama campaign.
I contributed literally to changing history and the world as we knew it.

Now for the jokes…

Ok. It’s been 2 hours since we’ve elected a Black President…
Is the recession over yet?

Mr. President I would like to get my taxes
completed by Feb 1st what’s up with that stimulus?

For all you folks that are even thinking about it:
Don’t get sprayed by the A.K.47, we are NOT playing that!

Is Bill Clinton trying to get that number…
Michelle if he pulls out a cigar….RUN!!
(anyone notice that his scarf matches her custom made dress)

Diddy & his Mama (lady with the platinum hair),
JayZ, Beyonce & Solange all made it to the inauguration

WTF is JayZ thinking, seriously folks if I ever buy
another JayZ song please pop a 9mm cap in my ass.

A few more stars were out at the mall…
Samuel L. Jackson & Dustin Hoffman

Oprah and Stedman

Denzel Washington

Boxing Great Ali

Martin Luther King III & Family

Who in the Hell left the gate open & let Don King in?

Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas is now happy
to be Black, after years of running from his ethnicity.
(also pictured are 3 other members of the Supreme Court)

Now for some jokers…

Please don’t laugh at the handicapped!!!

The Cripple: (Dick Cheney being wheeled in)

The Alzheimer’s Guy:
Just think…folks actually wanted to elect him as prez…
That’s Scary!

Finally The Retarded Jerk:
(Blow that kiss to my ass…you idiot)
See ya!

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