Friday, February 6, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

I can’t confirm or deny that I’m currently
or have ever been a pimp, playa, or hustler.

But…

If I was one of those titles named above and had many women across
the globe how would I keep up with so many women…

Easy I’d use software!

Once again I must stress the following:

• I can’t confirm or deny: That I’ve ever used this website
• I can’t confirm or deny: That I’ve ever been to this website
• I can’t confirm or deny: That I even know the url to this website
• I can’t confirm or deny: That I have an account with this website
• I can’t confirm or deny: That I have a platinum account with this website because of the number of women my account has listed
• I can’t confirm or deny: That I have so many in my account that the Feds have my BlackBerry tapped!

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