Thursday, February 12, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Here’s the Pics:

Amy Winehouse chillin in Brooklyn.

I’m not sure if I can hold it much longer…it’s 7:28!!

I wish I could fit this many women in my pool.
picture of the Miss Universe Beauty pageant ladies.

 Here’s the Vids:

This one is of a Chi-town dude ranting while
on the phone with a Comcast Cable service representative.

Since I love making fun of wacky church folks here’s one that an instant classic:
The action starts at the 2 minute and 30 second mark if you want to fast forward.
I’m sure the collection plate went directly to her drinking habit.

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Thursday, February 12, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Ok besides the fact that its like
70 degrees at night here there was a tornado.

Yup I’m getting used to the weather out here because the hair on the back of my neck
didn’t stand up during this one. I was more concerned about if the shingles on my roof
were ok. Not for safety but because my lazy ass would need to go to Home Depot and
buy a ladder.

Let me take you through what happened
(luckily my pond didn’t overflow from the rain and
my Koi fish are doing just fine, lol)

Here Fox is on 4 and I had this annoying ass guy screaming on tv
pointing to my house and telling me it was gonna blow away

When storms hit everything stops here even the
cops pull into the nearest place for shelter
(3 patrol cars sitting in a gas station)

If that wasn’t dramatic enough this chick tell us she’s fearing for her
life because this thing could whip off and turn into a missile
and kill everyone in the area…LOL

Then the station they tried to kill  me by dazzling me with lots of
colors and arrows about everything.

With a storm this big you think it would be on all stations….NOPE
just a banner here (someone always gotta be cryin on that show)

And here just some Angelina Jolie wannabe
with 14 kids and no job, psycho
she looks so damn demented…right!! (with her Collagen filled lips)
She needs to go to 125th street and get her hair done!

Hair Parted: I haven’t seen a split that big since Moses parted
the Red Sea in the 10 commandments
(or as I like to call them the just 2 more and I’ve broken them all rules)

Ya’ll know damn well I don’t even watch this channel:

Because I only watch my Jesus in High Definition!

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