How Big is Too Big?

Friday, February 13, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

She’s originally from Brazil, damn I love that Country.

Woman from Texas has undergone nine breast enlargement
operations to become the proud owner of the
world’s largest breast implants — size 38KKK.

American doctors had refused to carry out any more operations
on Sheyla Hershey, 28, when her breasts were a staggering 34FFF,
but that didn’t stop her from going under the knife for the record breaking surgery.

“To me, big is beautiful. I don’t think I have anything to worry about,” the Houston-resident said.

Still determined to increase her bustline, Hershey jetted off to Brazil
where there are no limits on the size of implants. The surgery required a full gallon of silicone.

 Her British ex-boyfriend, who initially paid for her plastic surgery,
was dumped after he begged her to stop with the surgery.
“I loved him very much but I had to leave him to follow my dream,” she said.

WoW…!

Sooooo she lives in TX huh?
If I ever run into her I’m giving her some babies!!

Her boyfriend paid for what I will assume is about $40,000 in surgeries.
I may have to call her Anna Nicole Jr. She tricked on dude…no doubt about it.

I’d take that chick to court to repossess those tits I paid for.
I’d hire Dog the RACIST bounty hunter to get those twins back.

The next man won’t be enjoying the bags I paid for &
she won’t be making money off of them either!

But seriously we all know guys are sucka’s for ladies
blessed in the chest area.
It’s like kryptonite even to the great Mike Lowrey
I remember I dated a woman with G cups & the first time I saw them I
had this expression on my face

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