W.T.F. is up with these infomercial dudes!!

O.M.F.G.  I am sooooo freaking tired of turning on my TV
and seeing these lame weird guys trying to sell me dumb ass
items I have no interest in buying.

First up is the Big Boy Billy Mays:

This dude has tried to pimp everything you can think of including his mother:

• Aquapel
• Awesome Auger, Ground Aug, Weed Auger, and Power Extender gardening tools
• Bedazzler
• Big City Slider Station
• Bloomin’ Onion Maker
• Buddy Putty
• CLR - Calcium Lime Rust
• Ding King automotive dent remover
• Dualsaw
• Easy Off Bam!
• Energize energy supplement
• EngraveIt
• Foodsaver
• FreeFone wireless phone holder
• Gator Grip
• Gem It
• Gopher reach extending tool
• Handy Switch
• Hercules Hook wall hangers
• House Dust
• Kaboom! cleaning product
• Lint-B-Gone lint brush
• Liquid Diamond car waxing product
• Mantis Roto-Tiller
• Micro-Men Duster
• Mighty Mend It
• Mighty Putty
• Mighty Shine
• Miracle Whip
• Never-Scrub tile cleaner
• Orange Clean, Orange Glo
• OxiClean
• Quik Strip wire stripping tool
• Samurai Shark knife sharpener
• Sealtite Tire Sealant
• Simoniz Fix It Scratch Remover
• Steam Buddy
• Swiffer SweeperVac
• Tommy and Rumble
• Turbo Tiger vacuum cleaner
• Turbo Vac vacuum cleaner
• Vidalia Chop-it
• Vidalia Slice-it
• Vidalia Slice Wizard
• What Odor? odor eliminator spray
• Zip Wrench
• Zorbeez absorbent towels

Next is the New Carrot Top (wannabe Jim Carey) of Infomercials

• Sham-Wow
• Slap-Chop

Now the British version of these annoying fu#kers

• The One Sweep
• Natural Bra, (WTF a guy selling a bra???)
• Jet Tan
• Slimming Pants
• Glass Wizard
• Swivel Sweeper
• First Alert Instant Alarm
• The Stick Up Bulb!

Anyone else annoyed? Or do you whip out your credit card and buy?

Also have you heard about the guy who decided to bill his
Ex-girlfriend after they broke up? (click on image to view full size img)

I would have charged her $150,000 for “sperm donations”.

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