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NYC is now on Terror Alert Code “Red”!!!!
Wednesday, March 25, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.
WTF is going on in NYC over the next few days that the Terror Alert has been raised to severe!!!
Is Bin Laden Back?
What has got NYC all worked up in a frenzy??
Could it be…
Yes….
Yes….
Could it be that Hova is back?
I need the people to scream… It’s Hovi Baby!
a.k.a. Mike Lowrey
a.k.a. Yung Moolah
a.k.a. Captain Hook
a.k.a. Superman
a.k.a. BigDaddy
Paparazzi snapped this pic of ‘The Roc Boy’ hopping out of the back seat of an SUV driven by secret service as he headed into Air Force Two.
Sources say it’s possible that Air Force Two is headed for NYC and that’s the reason the Terror Alert has been raised!
You gotta admit; your boy is Stunning Like A Taser huh?
Stay Tuned…..
Click Here to read more about Hovi around Dallas!
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Southern Shyt and those Jesus folks are at it again…
Wednesday, March 25, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.
First off these are the most amazing videos I’ve seen in a while.
For those folks who can’t get youtube at work, take the afternoon off run home and look at these vids. It’s that serious.
Now let’s get to it…
Thickcrust: “You Got Served!” and you should really be ashamed at this one.
This Bear was serving Thickcrust (literally), then Thickcrust realized that he didn’t have a chance in this dance battle with his calcium deficient knees and ran off. Punk.
Watch this bear “Get Low” with it, amazing!
This Bear puts Thickcrust’s non-rhythm having ass to shame and
not to mention…you can’t jump! Woody Harrelson proved that!
Oh yeah and this guy too
Whatever you do Thickcrust please don’t dance. We are really getting tired of seeing you do dumb ass dances like these when we hit the club
Speaking of dancing it’s time to get at some folks.
First up Black folks:
I’ve blogged about this dumb Dirty South Negro BullShyt
before but its still got me mad.
At first glance I thought they were a group of young ladies
putting together a dance team/crew type of thing.
But now I realize that most likely they are just a group of ATL strippers.
(All my ATL peeps stand up, Ya’ll know ATL got the best strippers on the east coast!!)
I mean is this shyt on their resume when they go in for a job interview?
I’m sooo proud that Michelle Obama has never even thought about doing
some shyt like this. Or if she has, she’s never been filmed doing it!
(As a Harvard Graduate we know she’s got a great head on her shoulders which contributed to becoming Mrs. Barack Obama.)
May I present to you, the ladies who will most likely become:
Mrs. Pookie Jenkens
Mrs. Joonbug Smith
Mrs. DaeDae Jackson
They are doing a dance that’s sweeping the south called the Stanky Leg.
Why would I want to dance with a chick with a stank leg?
Anyway, either enjoy a few moments of these ladies doing the stanky leg,
Or.. don’t and be happy that you might have used
those 2 minutes for something to better mankid.
Because after watching this you may want those two minutes of your life back!
Now that chick in the white was truly nice with her ASSets.
Damn you strippers across the world making dudes
fall in love; its all that booty poppin’ action.
I mean if I find a woman with a degree, nice corporate job
and could twerk that booty like that….
A Brother would be at home 9 days a week, married with 12 kids!
Me in a Club? Nah I’d be going home with a bottle Cognac.
(Although after 12 kids I’m not sure she’d still want to be on a twerk team, lol)
Don’t think I forgot about Thickcrust and the non-dancing folks.
If you’re White and can dance (yes, there are quite a few out there)
then this isn’t meant towards you.
To the others who can’t; then ya’ll need to stop this bullshyt right here:
If we come together as one I think we can help my White folks overcome this issue, and get some rhythm into them. Yes we can!
Hmmmm.
Who else can I get at?
Oh yeah..those Jesus folks!
A cross that has a secret stone that if you hold to the light says the Lord’s Prayer!!
Come the fugg on folks!
What the hell is this…Indiana Jones & the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull?
I wish I had a dollar for every time that Tomur, Thickcrust & I have been chillin
in Brooklyn sipping on some Cognac, and smoking that ‘green‘ when we all looked
at each other and wished we had a cross that we could shine a light through so
we could see the Lord’s Prayer shining up on the wall.

Damn it’s 10am… Time for me to go to work. Later.
Please remember ladies in my fan club…don’t come to the Palace unannounced because my Guard Squirrels DO NOT like Surprises!! This is just a warning.

Unless you can twerk that booty like the woman in the white,
then I’ll give you a single Season V.I.P. pass to visit BigDaddyLand.
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Saturday in Texas…
Tuesday, March 24, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.
I woke up this morning at 5am and decided to start up with my usual (no not porn, it was breakfast and tea) .
So after that I busted out the laundry and threw the dishes in the dishwasher.
Then I cleaned up the kitchen, floors and throw the trash out.
After that I looked out the front window, there was no question that the front lawn was outta control.
So what does that mean…
I cranked up the mower, and got to work.
Even though I need to get busy with landscaping
(planting some flower beds and getting the lawn back to plush green status)
after 30 min the front lawn front looked halfway decent again;
at least the truck was looking all shiny lol.
After that comes feeding the fish in the pond (greedy ass Koi fish).
They act like they’ve never eaten before each time I feel them.
Then I had the joy of cleaning the two pool filters.
I saved the job of actually cleaning the pool and testing the water for another day.
To have more fun I sprayed the front & back area with insecticide and weed killer where needed.
Saturday morning was sooooooo fun.
To finish off Sat night right, I went to the club to sip on some Ciroc.
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Cosby News…
Monday, March 23, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.
Aight I had to take a week off to get my mind back in the zone.
But ya boy is b-b-b-back!
Just as a reminder Amira has been doing her NY tour for the past week as she’s been on spring break and will be back in the TeX tomorrow.
Sure was nice not having to yell at anyone for the past week.
I’m sure that it will all come to an end about 15 minutes after she walks through the door.
Nah nothing really about Bill Cosby but I did see that the porn industry was interested in making a film based off of the show.
Imagine that the XXX version of the Cosby Show, lol.
Here’s a pic of the cast

I don’t know about you but if I was the fake Bill wearing an old played out Coogi Sweater I’d try to smack that ass of the fake Mrs Cosby too because by the way he looks I bet you this cross eyed fool hasn’t been able to get some action in years.

But seriously porn industry come on! I could care less that you want to make a Cosby Show Porno, Hell the idea isn’t even original (I think Lisa Bonet came up with the idea first).
My beef is that you could have found much hotter black folks that I’d actually may want to see naked, I don’t want to see any of these folks buck ass naked having sex. I’d probably hurl due to their lack of sexiness. Stevie Wonder probably wouldn’t even listen to the movie, because he could listen to this and tell the folks in it are U-G-L-Y. Geez I wouldn’t hit that Mrs. Cosby woman with a baseball bat even if that bat had a condom on it.
New Purchases:
Although I have two laser printers already, the need for color kept coming up.
So this pretty mutha (shut your mouth) was picked up:
Inket printer, Scanner, Fax, Copier
Hot Right! Plus it has the built in Card Slots (arrow #1)
And built in wireless! I can print from anywhere in the house. (arrow #2)
And now I get an UNlimited amount of pure water delivered.
Gotta have that clean pure drinking water so I got the unlimited deal.
Some folks use it in the office, I got it at the Palace.
If I didn’t have the hot water module with the child safety tab; I just wouldn’t be pimpin’
I plan on having Xzibit come by and pimp it out with TVs and spinning rimms.
Why? (real talk..no jokes)
Monday, March 16, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.
I decided to stop by a nightclub to holla at the bartender that I know that works there, but it was packed & there were 3 policemen outside the nightclub and I heard someone say that there were fights inside earlier.
So I decided to leave a message for her at the door that I stopped by and instead went to a poolhall across the street to have a few drinks before going into work for an overnight project.While I was there I figured I would also get to make fun of the young chicks coming out of the nightclub and get to see that their cars have been towed for parking in the private lot next door. And boy-o-boy were there a lot of short dress & heel chicks that this was the case for.
And before you ask, hell no they ain’t getting a lift to the tow place from me, I’m not a cab. Just because a woman is fine as hell doesn’t mean she gets special favors with me. I kick it at the poolhall until 1:45 then decide its time to go to work.
So I pull into 7Eleven/gas station to setup my gps route and get some candy and as a bonus wow there’s eye candy all over (everyone gathering after leaving the club). It was really hard to find a spot to park but and I saw 4 open spots. 2 regular open spaces, 1 handi space and 1 that ‘no parking’ stripes were painted across.
Which spot to you think I took, yup the one with the “no parking” stripes… It’s my nature to be a bad boy even in the little ways, lol.
As I pull up to the parking space I notice a car slowly moving on the service road and someone looking out the window. I get out of my truck and I notice behind me there’s a tall young hood behind me looking at the slow moving car throwing his hands up in the air saying what’s up or what’s good or something.
Me thinking for the best as my mind now does since leaving NY I’m thinking that the guy throwing his hands up is just telling his boys in the slow moving car a “How are you, Haven’t seen you in a bit…What’s up?”. In actuality it was more of a “What the Fu?k you gonna do ni99a, I’m right here….What’s Up!
As you can start to see this isn’t going to end well, even worse if you haven’t put together 2+2 (I know Katie has trouble with that math thing) so in Grollman style I’ll use MS Paint to illustrate shortly but the point is that I’m somewhat in between this bad situation brewing.
Before I had a chance to take 2 steps from my car a single shot rang out. I ducked a bit, then since I could hear that the shot came from somewhere really close to me I checked my self to see if I had a new hole anywhere then to see if my spaceship (my truck) had any holes in it. Seconds after the shot was also pretty calm and so I thought the guy in the car just fired in the air plus the fact that he didn’t peel off in a boyz in the hood, South Central L.A. gang bangin’ kind of way. He just drove off fast. Since I thought it was a shot in the air I didn’t pay the shooter or the car any mind. I didn’t get any sort of description being that I was paying attention to both the guy behind me shouting at the car and the car and not focused totally on one or the other.
It was calm…then within 10 seconds that all changed . I heard a scream then when I looked I saw a guy laying just outside the passenger seat of a car. Not moving, not breathing as far as anyone could tell and bleeding from his head, shot in the eye. It took 3 min before the first Police car rolled up and tried to get the scene under control. I was there for 15 min after and the pool of blood streaming from this young boy of 20 yrs old was getting worse. No ambulance had yet arrived. I’m sure the boy never even knew what hit him. I’m also sure that if I would have parked where I was supposed to in the proper apace I may not be blogging right now.
Even scarier were these 3 things:
- I watched a program at noon with Rev. Al Sharpton discussing gun violence in the Black community
- 5 hours later in the barber shop we talked about why dumb ni99as always try to find a gun to setting an argument or fight they lost
- 7 hours later a young boy named was Charles was shot and killed.
You can read a short blurb about it here.
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Open Mic Night and Friday Shiznit…
Monday, March 16, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.
I decided to go to an open mic in Dallas and it really wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be.
I did see something there that was hilarious:
(a lady grabbed the mic and sung Jamie Foxx’s Unpredictable
what was really unpredictable was her crutches)
Lap Dance Gone Soooooo Wrong?
Is this Krystle J?
Seriously if you’re a really big girl maybe a small skinny dude ain’t for you?
Is this the kind of torture that we perform on Guantanamo Bay detainees?
Why does it look like this boy passed out or is no longer living?
He literally looks like all the life has been squeezed out of him!
O.M.G. Are you kidding me…Her Roll has a Roll!
Or her chest has slid down into her stomach.

What pervert came up with this Wolverine Punching Bag toy???

Oh My Damn!
only in Florida:
Police: Son pleasures himself, then punches mom
DADE CITY — It all started about 7 p.m. Tuesday, authorities said, when a mother looked outside and saw her 19-year-old son masturbating in the back yard.
The mother yelled. The son, Antwan L. Grandberry, 19, walked around to the front of the house on 13th Street in Dade City and rang the doorbell, according to a Dade City Police report. The mother answered and began cursing and yelling at Grandberry, who then punched his mother in her face, the report said.
Grandberry, who is listed as unemployed, was arrested on a domestic battery charge and is being held in the Land O’Lakes jail in lieu of $500 bail.
Two Questions:
1. What did he use to ring the doorbell?
Cuz I’ll stop ringing people’s doorbell without gloves on.
2. Did he wash his hands before putting them in his moms face?
If not then that’s just nasty, punching your moms with a hand full of baby makin’ juice.
I wasn’t sure if this was a real story so I investigated & found his arrest record:
(click on image for full size view)

LIVE EXCLUSIVE VIDEO!!!
ThickCrust filmed having sex:
Now since I’m talking about Sex I need a question answered…
(No the question isn’t why was Adam making that high pitched squeak
while making love to that Nike Shoe)
What’s up with White women having sex with school kids?
So what level of insanity causes this shiznit…
Better yet is this little kid a pimp, they didn’t even know he was with both of them.
White Folks please stop having sex with school kids, there are plenty of No-Game havin’, sad ass Men out there that would gladly have sex with you no matter what you look like. And you know Brotha’s loves them some White women so there’s really no need for the whole 13yr old school kid thing Y’all been doing!
Next Michael Steel is going Urrrrrban and bringing hip-hop to the G.O.P.:
And Here’s John witherspoon commenting on the I Love NY reality show:
Posted in Southern, Random | 1 Comment »
Ooops I did it again!
Friday, March 13, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.
Mo’ Berry
Mo’ Berry
Mo’ Berry
Yup another Blackberry
New Black Berry Storm:
How many BlackBerry devices does Mike actually have?
Yeah 5 now…
(how did my Jesus piece get in the photo?)
Posted in tech, Fun | 2 Comments »
Got game? Of Course I do.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.
This is how I do it up in the 214 (that means Dallas).
I went down to see the suck ass Mav’s play at the American Airlines Arena
Suck ass, old ass Jason Kidd.
Dumb ass dude beating on his wife
(you don’t beat up on a hot chick like that)
Half Time Show… America’s Got Talent Finalists
Flipping a chick in the air, it was a good performance
(Is it just the guy in me that thinks the two dudes just like looking up her skirt?)
Now the best part of the game..
Cheerleaders!
(Thank the Lord for making little tight ass shorts)
Then came the most horrific thing I’ve ever seen!
A giant chili came out of nowhere and crushed 200 people to death.
After seeing the huge Chili crushing folks I had the strangest
urge to go to Chili’s for some food and a few drinks.
After grubbing at Chili’s it was time to hit up a balcony suite at the
W Hotel overlooking the AA Arena.
I took these photos from the hotel:
Luxury Condo’s
Sweet View from the Suite: (AA arena )
After that it was time to hit the penthouse floor to
party at Ghostbar the rest of the evening.



Damn being me is hard work…but somebody has to do it.
Mike’s Quote:
I have the hunger of a Lion, I’m that Champion
Don’t mistake it for arrogance…
I’m tryna’ take this to the top; like my name is Rocky
I’m focused, I go hard
I’m livin’ to the fullest, then I go even harder…
This is my swagger!
Till next post, later.
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4 My Peeps… ending in a Hot Ghetto Mess Rant!!!
Tuesday, March 10, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.
Once again here we are to break things down, I hope you enjoy.
Don’t forget to leave comments!
Things White People Like
Political Causes:
Political prisoners make excellent choices whenever a white person
asks you to name a personal hero. If they drop an answer like
“Kurt Cobain” or “Toni Morrison” you can easily trump them by
offering up a name like Mumia Abu Jamal or Nelson Mandela which
will show white people that you are smart, well informed, and political.
Or that you own at least one Rage Against the Machine CD.

If you want to befriend a large number of white people at the same
time, the easiest way to do it is to go to jail for political reasons.
White people love political prisoners because they are individuals
who have been locked up because their beliefs or their presence stands
in defiance of an unjust system. In fact, most white people would love
to be locked up for their beliefs provided that they could go to a
jail with private toilets, plenty of books and no rape.

Things Black People and Southern White People Like
The “N” Word:
Being that Martin had to march & Malcolm resisted by any means necessary
I would think Black folks might be a little more sensitive to this word.
But since none of us has actually had to run for freedom from a White
slave owner and have ever been whipped by one I guess we’re much
more willing to accept the word in everyday use by other Black folks.
Don’t get confused, we’ve never been “Whipped”, what our parents,
family members and sometimes neighbors did to us growing up is
called an “Ass Whoopin”. In the world today the N word is used
frequently by urban folks as a term on endearment to another man.
The N word is being used today because:
- Brotha was overused in the 60’s
- Jive Turkey was overused by Superfly and the Mack in the 70’s
- Homey was overused in the 80’s
- Dude was overused by Pauly Shore in the 90’s
- Biyatch has been overused in the 2000’s

A non-black friend of mine once made the remark, “But it’s not fair, why
do you get to say it and we can’t? It’s just a word like stupid or dummy.”
Because I considered this person a dear friend, I explained the sordid history
of the word and its origins during the times of slavery when it was used to
belittle us as human beings, creating a history of low self-esteem and a
self-fulfilling prophecy of substandard achievement from generation to generation.
I saw that my words weren’t making any sense to him so I ended by
saying, “Because you’ll get your Ass Kicked That’s Why!”
So my best advice is that if you have to ask your black friend if it’s cool
to use the N word around him….it’s probably not.
For safety purposes please use one of the overused terms I listed above.
Things White People Like
St. Patricks Day:
Normally if someone were to wake up at 7:00 in the morning,
take the day off work, and get drunk at a bar before 10:00 a.m.,
they would be called an alcoholic…but not White people on
St. Patties Day. March 17th is just another day for Black people
but White people know its true value.
For my Black Peeps here’s 3 things that will get you through
any St. patties Day celebration with your White friends:
- Memorize the lyrics to Jump Around by House of Pain
- Most likely your white friends ancestors were oppressed by both
the English and the Americans, it is strongly recommended that you
lend a sympathetic ear and shake your head in disbelief. It is never
considered acceptable to say: “but you’re white now, so what’s the problem?” - Find out who in the Hell are the Dropkick Murphys

To gain the ultimate respect on this day you must play your ace card.
As someone orders a round of Guinness, you must take a single sip
and while the other white people are savoring their drink, you
say: “mmmm, I know it sounds cliche, but it really is true.
Guinness just tastes better in Ireland.”
You will be a huge hit with your white friends.

Be warned that White folks will drink until they pass out on this day.
Resist the urge to keep up with them round for round or end up like these guys.
For example the guy below was at the LIRR Penn Station, I’m sure
by the time he woke up his wallet was on its way to a new home.
His wife must be soooo proud. He must live on the west side of
Long Island since he’s not wearing a Movado watch.

Things Black People and Southern White People Like
Being a Hot Ghetto Mess:
This one is a bit longer because there’s just too many examples I can’t pass up.
I luvs me some T&A like every other Brotha’ out there.
(except those D.L., in tha closet brothers that are faking it)
Maybe love isn’t a strong enough word for what I feel about T&A.
(it’s my everything my reason for living)
There ain’t a damn thing wrong with a woman with an ass
that I can sit my orange or grape drink on.
For my White Peeps this is what grape drink is about:
But this Shiznit here is taking it too far.
I WOULD NOT BEEN SEEN with this chick in the following places:
- up in a dance club
- at a grocery store
- at a restaurant
- at my family reunion BBQ
- even at a strip club
- anywhere outside where I could be spotted with her
I’mma be real… But say if I came over her crib say about 3am and she was
dressed like that for a personal show with my camera a Brotha would
be a little more lenient about criticizing that outfit.
(And as long as she promised her red hair or whatever that is on
her head wouldn’t jump up and try to bite me and if I was
never ever seen with her in public and she promised to never call me)

Now initially I though this was a pic of a brave dude tackling an escaped
grizzly bear, but after looking at it again I realized in horror that he
was hugging the grizzly…. apparently he’s into beastiality.
(do not google beastiality without safesearch on, matter of fact just don’t google the word at all)
Please notice that the grizzly has it’s leg wrapped around the chair for fear
that the dude may drop it due to the fact he’s not the Incredible Hulk, Lou Ferrigno

Is there some predator guy running around sneaking photos of pregnant women
for his sick twisted collection…nope its just a bunch of hot ghetto mess chicks
posing for another picture that should never have been taken.
Sadly enough they are all pregnant by the same guy…Pookie Jenkins

Aight….lets talk about fashion & weaves/hair!
It should be two separate discussions, but no..not this chick!
She combines the two with no elegance.
I wonder what kind of shampoo she uses to
get that tit smell out of her hair?

I can say for certain that this child is not our future.
But we will need to pay for his incarceration with our tax dollars.
He can’t read yet but knows all the lyrics to Nas’ first 5 albums.
Folks taking pics of your kids like this is NOT CUTE!!

Sorry to go on about this… but I’m on my 3rd martini and
this Hood BullShit makes me mad!
WHAT THE FU#k DUDE???
Apparently this Mutha Fu#ker doesn’t know that Slavery ended 143 years ago.
This Dumb ass has been in this backyard living off of leaves & berries trying to find
the underground railroad for the past 30 years.

Do you Smell That?
Nah..but you will after this pic!
May I present The Ghetto Power Puff Girlz
I can’t even comment on this.
(please folks…a mind is a terrible thing to waste…donate to the UNCF)
(Can someone tell me why the chick on the far right has her legs wide open?)

Lastly,
If Moet, Ciroc, Louis V or Gucci are not paying you, please stop advertising for them.
Now of course this is the ghetto mess section so in this case were not talking about
high end brands….we’re talking about “Skittles”.
I’m not trying to see what’s at the end of this rainbow at all…

Seriously there’s no reason for this unless Skittles has cut you a damn check!
Then End… it’s 2am and I’m going to bed!
(this post is on a delay so you’ll get it around 9am)
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See… this is why I don’t go to church
Thursday, March 5, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.
I posted yesterday about religious nuts but this is taking things way too far.
By the way if you are reading this from somewhere that blocks youtube videos
I suggest that you look at my blogs from somewhere that you can view youtube
since a majority of my posts contain vids.
But seriously you need to see this video….
I SWEAR THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
IS THAT DONNIE ON KEYBOARD & DAVE ON DRUMS???
This video is sooo funny I warn you it will
make milk/soda/juice come out of your nose!
“No Mo’ Capt’n Crunch” has got to be the line of the year!!!
In Ohio news…
Woman gets a ticket for being on a cel phone while driving…
then gets another ticket as the officer notices she was on the
phone & breastfeeding while driving.
Best photo of the day:

As the stock market continues to tank I wanted to
unveil my updated investment plan

Posted in OMG | 3 Comments »
TV
Wednesday, March 4, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.
I was looking at a MacGyver marathon that was on T.V. the other
day and started to think why-O-why are evil villains able to just
walk around whenever they like. Why don’t we have an 800 number
to report these villains when folks see them.
It’s not like we don’t know that these guys aren’t villains!
We can tell by the way that they look.
For example: If you are on the streets of Manhattan and see this guy…
JUST RUN!
You know damn well this dude is up to no good just by the size of his
Terminator 1, 2 & 3/BluBlocker Shades!
(Isn’t MacGyver like the real 007, He’s Mr. all I need is a
paperclip, milk and a D size battery to make a nuclear bomb)

Also if your life isn’t going the way you want it to just change it.
Its just that simple. I hear folks saying it’s not that easy.
Well I disagree. Here’s what you do:
step 1 - write a letter about what you need changed in your life
step 2 - send the letter to these guys along with a money order
for $250 (sorry Jesus doen’t accept personal checks)
step 3 - They pay Jesus and your life will be changed as you asked.
(minus a small $249.99 fee for admin. overhead, shipping+handling.
The balance of the money goes to a church donation)
See Jesus isn’t in a resession!!! They have thousands off applications
of folks wanting to change something in their lives.
So many they can’t even get to all of them in one show.
You have to tune in next week to see if your prayer letter gets picked!
I love the U.S. and their religous nuts, don’t you?
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Web Sites that shouldn’t exist…. seriously!
Sunday, March 1, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.
Man Tape Website

The Man with Cans Support Website

The Man Bra Website…

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