I decided to go to an open mic in Dallas and it really wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be.

I did see something there that was hilarious:
(a lady grabbed the mic and sung Jamie Foxx’s Unpredictable
what was really unpredictable was her crutches)

Lap Dance Gone Soooooo Wrong?

Is this Krystle J?
Seriously if you’re a really big girl maybe a small skinny dude ain’t for you?
Is this the kind of torture that we perform on Guantanamo Bay detainees?
Why does it look like this boy passed out or is no longer living?
He literally looks like all the life has been squeezed out of him!
O.M.G. Are you kidding me…Her Roll has a Roll!
Or her chest has slid down into her stomach.

What pervert came up with this Wolverine Punching Bag toy???

Oh My Damn!

only in Florida:

Police: Son pleasures himself, then punches mom

 Link to article

DADE CITY — It all started about 7 p.m. Tuesday, authorities said, when a mother looked outside and saw her 19-year-old son masturbating in the back yard.

The mother yelled. The son, Antwan L. Grandberry, 19, walked around to the front of the house on 13th Street in Dade City and rang the doorbell, according to a Dade City Police report. The mother answered and began cursing and yelling at Grandberry, who then punched his mother in her face, the report said.

Grandberry, who is listed as unemployed, was arrested on a domestic battery charge and is being held in the Land O’Lakes jail in lieu of $500 bail.

Two Questions:

1. What did he use to ring the doorbell?
Cuz I’ll stop ringing people’s doorbell without gloves on.

2. Did he wash his hands before putting them in his moms face?
If not then that’s just nasty, punching your moms with a hand full of baby makin’ juice.

I wasn’t sure if this was a real story so I investigated & found his arrest record:
(click on image for full size view)

LIVE EXCLUSIVE VIDEO!!!

ThickCrust filmed having sex:

Now since I’m talking about Sex I need a question answered…
(No the question isn’t why was Adam making that high pitched squeak
while making love to that Nike Shoe)
What’s up with White women having sex with school kids?

So what level of insanity causes this shiznit…
Better yet is this little kid a pimp, they didn’t even know he was with both of them.

White Folks please stop having sex with school kids, there are plenty of No-Game havin’, sad ass Men out there that would gladly have sex with you no matter what you look like. And you know Brotha’s loves them some White women so there’s really no need for the whole 13yr old school kid thing Y’all been doing!

Next Michael Steel is going Urrrrrban and bringing hip-hop to the G.O.P.:

And Here’s John witherspoon commenting on the I Love NY reality show:

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