Wednesday, March 25, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

WTF is going on in NYC over the next few days that the Terror Alert has been raised to severe!!!

Is Bin Laden Back?

What has got NYC all worked up in a frenzy??

Could it be…

Yes….

Yes….

Could it be that Hova is back?

I need the people to scream… It’s Hovi Baby!

a.k.a.  Mike Lowrey
a.k.a. Yung Moolah
a.k.a. Captain Hook
a.k.a. Superman
a.k.a. BigDaddy

Paparazzi snapped this pic of ‘The Roc Boy’ hopping out of the back seat of an SUV driven by secret service as he headed into Air Force Two.

Sources say it’s possible that Air Force Two is headed for NYC and that’s the reason the Terror Alert has been raised!

You gotta admit; your boy is Stunning Like A Taser huh?

Stay Tuned…..

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Wednesday, March 25, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

First off these are the most amazing videos I’ve seen in a while.
For those folks who can’t get youtube at work, take the afternoon off run home and look at these vids. It’s that serious.

Now let’s get to it…

Thickcrust: “You Got Served!” and you should really be ashamed at this one.
This Bear was serving Thickcrust (literally), then Thickcrust realized that he didn’t have a chance in this dance battle with his calcium deficient knees and ran off. Punk.

Watch this bear “Get Low” with it, amazing!

This Bear puts Thickcrust’s non-rhythm having ass to shame and
not to mention…you can’t jump! Woody Harrelson proved that!
Oh yeah and this guy too

Whatever you do Thickcrust please don’t dance. We are really getting tired of seeing you do dumb ass dances like these when we hit the club

Speaking of dancing it’s time to get at some folks.
First up Black folks:

I’ve blogged about this dumb Dirty South Negro BullShyt
before but its still got me mad.
At first glance I thought they were a group of young ladies
putting together a dance team/crew type of thing.

But now I realize that most likely they are just a group of ATL strippers.
(All my ATL peeps stand up, Ya’ll know ATL got the best strippers on the east coast!!)

I mean is this shyt on their resume when they go in for a job interview?
I’m sooo proud that Michelle Obama has never even thought about doing
some shyt like this. Or if she has, she’s never been filmed doing it!
(As a Harvard Graduate we know she’s got a great head on her shoulders which contributed to becoming Mrs. Barack Obama.)

May I present to you, the ladies who will most likely become:

Mrs. Pookie Jenkens
Mrs. Joonbug Smith
Mrs. DaeDae Jackson

They are doing a dance that’s sweeping the south called the Stanky Leg.
Why would I want to dance with a chick with a stank leg?
Anyway, either enjoy a few moments of these ladies doing the stanky leg,
Or.. don’t and be happy that you might have used
those 2 minutes for something to better mankid.
Because after watching this you may want those two minutes of your life back!

Now that chick in the white was truly nice with her ASSets.
Damn you strippers across the world making dudes
fall in love; its all that booty poppin’ action.

I mean if I find a woman with a degree, nice corporate job
and could twerk that booty like that….
A Brother would be at home 9 days a week, married with 12 kids!
Me in a Club? Nah I’d be going home with a bottle Cognac.
(Although after 12 kids I’m not sure she’d still want to be on a twerk team, lol)

Don’t think I forgot about Thickcrust and the non-dancing folks.
If you’re White and can dance (yes, there are quite a few out there)
then this isn’t meant towards you.

To the others who can’t; then ya’ll need to stop this bullshyt right here:

If we come together as one I think we can help my White folks overcome this issue, and get some rhythm into them. Yes we can!

Hmmmm.
Who else can I get at?
Oh yeah..those Jesus folks!

A cross that has a secret stone that if you hold to the light says the Lord’s Prayer!!
Come the fugg on folks!

What the hell is this…Indiana Jones & the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull?

I wish I had a dollar for every time that Tomur, Thickcrust & I have been chillin
in Brooklyn sipping on some Cognac, and smoking that ‘green‘ when we all looked
at each other and wished we had a cross that we could shine a light through so
we could see the Lord’s Prayer shining up on the wall.

Damn it’s 10am… Time for me to go to work. Later.

Please remember ladies in my fan club…don’t come to the Palace unannounced because my Guard Squirrels DO NOT like Surprises!! This is just a warning.

Unless you can twerk that booty like the woman in the white,
then I’ll give you a single Season V.I.P. pass to visit BigDaddyLand.

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