Saturday, April 25, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Sorry Roxy & Sophie But I gotta talk about your Caribbean folks on this one!

Daggering is Coonery to a level in which I’ve never seen before.
How is this a form of dancing? Better yet
Who are the women who like this Shyt?

I can see dumb dudes getting locked up for rape over this crazy Shyt!

This can’t be good for Black people as a race, I think we could have lived without this Shyt.

If that ain’t enough look at this little “Ass Pirate” pole dancing to Gospel Music:

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Friday, April 24, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Thickcrust I’ll order an extra special Dominos Pizza to be delivered to you tomorrow!

CONOVER, N.C. (AP) — Authorities say two Domino’s Pizza workers in North Carolina each face a felony charge after a video posted on YouTube showed one of them putting cheese in his nostril and waving meat under his rear end while assembling a sandwich.

Police in Conover say 31-year-old Kristy Lynn Hammonds of Taylorsville and 32-year-old Michael Anthony Setzer of Conover are each charged with distributing prohibited foods.

Domino’s spokesman Tim McIntyre says the workers were fired and there is no evidence any of the tampered foods were served to customers. The Observer-News-Enterprise of Newton reported the store was closed to decontaminate it.

A deputy at the Catawba County jail says Setzer was released on bail but Hammonds was still being held Wednesday.

A man identifying himself on the phone as Setzer’s father says the family is not commenting.

These Nasty Ass Fu#kers need to get beat down!

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Thursday, April 23, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

It’s been a while since I posted about some food so here it is:

The La Cima Club at hte top of the Towers in Los Colinas, TX

Mahi Mahi & Tilapia with pineapples and veggies with cracked black pepper

Benihanna’s Irving/Las Colinas

Lobster tails, Shrimp, Chicken and Beef Julienne

Del Frisco’s Steakhouse

36 oz, Kobe Steak on a longbone  Price: $70

I played myself one time I ate at iii Forks restaurant in Addison by ordering a $120 bottle of wine that sucked!

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Wednesday, April 22, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

(Yeah I know it’s a picture of him biting, it wasn’t planned just a coincidence)

The rapper makes a speedy recovery after losing teeth in a backstage golf cart mishap…

T-Pain was true to his name this weekend after he ended up in hospital for some emergency dental surgery.

Pain lost four teeth and had cuts and bruises when his golf cart flipped over in a backstage accident.

His injuries caused him to miss Lil Wayne’s I Am Music Tour in San Jose, California but he was back on stage on Sunday night in Gibson.

Talking of his accident, Pain told his audience: “There’s a lot of talk that I flipped over in a golf cart…That’s f—ing true.”

Despite his injuries, Pain was in good spirits telling the Gibson crowd: “I don’t give a f— how many golf carts I flip over. If I was any less of a showman tonight, I apologize.”

Although the accident caused him to miss the video shoot for Lil’ Kim’s new video Download, the rapper will feature once he makes a full recovery.

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Wednesday, April 22, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

I’ve been off blogging for about a week and now I’m back.

I peeped this obvious copyright infringement while in the pool store shopping (yeah its hot out here and it’s grill & dip in the pool time)

I am outraged over the use of my name, and they could have used a better looking chick on the front.

Next, when will you ladies learn that yes people do look at you when you are commuting to work.
I spotted this lady on the train platform on my way into work one morning

Would it have killed her ass to put on her damn shoes!!!
I mean… she has flats in her hand!!!! How Fu#king lazy can this chick be?
She’s acting like she had 4 inch stilettos in her hands or something!

I was on the road and was amazed that this thing was even allowed on the highway without any problems

Well if this is how MuthaFu#kers get all built and muscular, then count me out.

Imma be a fat ass; Non exercising ass Negro.
No Shyt like that is going on while I’m around.
No way in hell I’m gonna gonna be poking my ass out to give my calves definition!
What kind of down low Shyt is that!
Have some big ass steroid injecting dude jumping on my back talkin’ bout… “It’s for the workout” Yeah…right?

This is the gayest shit I’ve seen since Adam a.k.a. Thickcrust

Folks have asked why is his name “Thickcrust”?
Well I asked his girlfriend and she said it’s because he has a thickcrust around his ass.
I told her T.M.I.

TO all my workout dudes: Nik, Tomur, Tim the Tank; I swear no matter how drunk we are DO NOT ASK ME TO GET ON YOUR BACK!
Unless we happen to fall in a pool, because you know this Negro can’t swim yet.

Damn why did ya’ll have to go and start me on this shyt!

This can only be described as straight “Coonery” or “Gay-gnster”.
5 little dumb ass non job havin’, non GED havin, each probably have babies by their girlfriends, still livin at home with mama wanna be thugs.

The bad thing is that probably a lot of the young 16-28 year old, no career having, also living at home with mama ladies with babies by dumb dudes like these… think this gay shyt is cute!

What would cause 5 dumb Negros…nah that’s too good for these dudes…5 dumb ni99as to make a video about dry humping their mama’s or gmom’s ottoman!!! They should be arrested for breaking Damn near every man law that’s ever been written.

1. They all did this video together…way too close for comfort
2. What the fuck is with dude in the beginning with the barbell; stuntin like he was the Hulk like Lou Ferrigno
3. What’s with dude takin off his shirt to reveal his swollen stomach likehe was from Africa? All he was missing was a fly on his eyeball!
4. Were there MuthaFu#kers on Extacy or what, one dude was rubbing on his nipples like milk was gonna bust out!
5. Nevermind I’m so mad I can’t go on…dumb ass young folks…This is why I go to the 28 and older clubs.

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Monday, April 13, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

SouthPark gets at Kanye West by calling him a GayFish!

Kayne (a South Park Fan) saw it and wrote this on his blog:

Now in other news:

When Will White Folks Learn that the Shyt they see on T.V. and in movies should NOT be attempted at home!!!!!!

Some dumb ass granny died trying to stop a swordfight between her dumb ass family members

Here’s the new video from the lonely island:

Here the classic I’m on a boat:

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Thursday, April 9, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

On my way to work I was able to slow down and capture this:

(click on all photos for a full size picture view)

In TX this type of thing is common as we drive at  an avg of 65-85 mph.

What’s up with this!!!
I never heard of this Bama Jelly before…I say we boycot WalMart for this racism Shyt!
Get on this Rev Al! Not to mention the Bama E-Z squeeze bottles below.

I guess it’s soo hot in Arizona that their bottled water turns into Vapor and they expect people in Bklyn to buy this BullShyt.
Not only are we paying for water.. but now we have to pay for vapor too?

This is one of my favorite dishes from the Texas Roadhouse

Can someone explain to me why this crazy ass chick is wearing a Birthday Cake???

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Wednesday, April 8, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

New York:

I need you to remember one thing…

I came,
I saw,
I conquered!

Here we go:

Steph Lova’s Bday Bash

Mz. Foxxy Brown herself…

Steph Lova!

My Brooklyn 4am Keep The Party Goin’ Crew:

Muriel Chillin in the cut:
(While some strange White dude stares at me as if he’s going to go postal on me for taking all the Chocolate Chicks at the bar)
(Adam is that you??)

By the way this pic was taken just moments before Muriel tried to mack to some broke dude at the bar.
From Scarface to BrokeDude…it’s just not getting any better girl!

Let’s not forget Muriel’s partner in crime…Gina:

(Gina, rockin that Jesus Piece!)

If you look just below Gina’s arm….When the Fugg did that dog enter the bar??

Just like Muriel…Gina was getting her mack on with some creepy ass dude.
He asked to take a picture with her and then wouldn’t look at the camera.

Is it me or does Gina have that “please Lord take me now” smile on her face?

Both the guys you two were kicking it to; walked home down West 9th Street…
How those dude’s gonna offer ya’ll a ride home on their metrocards!

Ladies let me upgrade ya!

I put all these ladies in the car & drove them home after…It wasn’t easy cuz
Steph Lova had all those damn balloons in the back!

At least this BDay bash ended up much better than the last time Muriel invited me out for a BDay Bash.
The last time ended up with me having to rush someone out of my car before they got sick in it

If anyone wants to see pics of Muriel & Gina from that night let me know and I’ll post’em

I was all over NYC in my 3 days:

NJ, Bronx, Manhattan, Queens, Long Island but the best
borough of them all has to be Brooklyn:
I decided to hit a Brooklyn club…
(Brooklyn ladies stand up)
(Who?, What else?, Where?? … Don’t ask…cuz - I won’t tell)

I can say that I went to Karaoke with my entire NY-coworker fam:

Emily & Shaggy (not reggae artist Shaggy, like Scooby-Doo Shaggy)

Here’s the bathroom  in the Karaoke place (Sing-Sing on Ave A.)
Just as Nasty as it wants to be.
(The piss puddle on the floor doesn’t show well in the pic)

Next in part 3 I’ll be posting a vid of Adam a.k.a thickcrust
and Caribbean Roxy singing Say..Say..Say.
Even better a vid of Jeff & Roxy singing Crazy in Love.

Until next post, stay tuned….and stay away from house.

My squirrels don’t miss!

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Friday, April 3, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

This Shyt doesn’t make any sense at all!!!

First up let me pour out a little liquor for King Magazine which is officially a wrap.

Where else is a brother gonna be able to look at 14 pages of the thickest, juiciest asses in hip hop in between 89 pages of Liquor, Rims, Hood Clothes (that’s sean john, phat farm, ecko, etc..) and Ringtone ads!

King Mag gave us hot cover shots like this:

(These KING covers will show you why a great onion makes
tears come from my eyes and why I won’t ever stop
biting the hell out of NY Apples, Georgia Peaches and Northwest Pears)

Remember when this dude was hot!
All y’all old chicks was on this brother like he was a bottle of Hennessey.

Now this non tax paying Fugg-up is doing movies like the Art of War 12, Blade 6 and The Dark and the Furious with Vin Deisel.

Now this is the Nastiest Shyt I’ve ever seen.
At first glance I thought is was a scene from the movie Orca the Killer Whale but then in horror I saw the real scoop.
I think this brave man was trying to save this extremely large woman from drowning by giving her CPR, but she was so huge he had no idea where her face actually was.

Yo Seriously I’m the number #1 fan of a woman with juicy butt in a thong but this is sooooooooo not that!
This is straight Nasty, Stankkk just Stanky, Stank-olicious.

(I’m soooo proud of myself; I didn’t even make a Nikia joke on that one, way too easy)

Now for some Videos of the Week (Mad Funny Shyt):

Octomom Gives Birth:

Now here’s Adam’s (and a few of Crystal’s and Nikia’s ex-boyfriends) favorite song of the Week:
(I gave you a pass on the crack above, but I wasn’t letting this one go by)

What What?

About halfway through this I was laughing so hard I think I gave birth…

I wanted to say “just shut the Fugg up and throw is ass in lockup.

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Friday, April 3, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

All I can say is this:

I did New York sooooo Hardcore…
that if N.Y. was a Pornstar,
I went at it so hard; it would say, “No Maas”

I had 6 hours of sleep in 3 nights, let’s be real…
No one does it better than Mike Lowrey.

Not including the hotel suite
Not including the the airfare
Not including the car rental…

I spent about $1,000 in 3 days.

I’m paid like a white man!
(is this true Adam?)

My NY spending money

Soon as I touched down I raced across town to see my Grandmother for a bit before I retired to the hotel suite overlooking the Hudson River

As I was passing 42nd Street; I rolled up on some folks that looked like there were from Tibet or something

(I’m so proud of myself…this would have been such an easy slam for a Tomur joke)

But just look at the picture of the woman behind them..lol

I saw the most adorable little homeless guy on Atlantic Ave; he had mad signage.
With 4 signs I’m not sure why he was homeless. He could have easily built a palace out of all that cardboard he was carrying.

In NY, NY Part2 - Karaoke & Steph Lova’s BDay Bash.

I’m still catching up on my sleep so be patient…

What, No Belvedere?
Where’s my Ketel One at?

I may come back in 3 weeks… but I need to hear ya!

N.Y. Holla at Hovi if you want this encore!
But I need you to scream till your lungs get sore.

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