Hot Mess Rant…

This Shyt doesn’t make any sense at all!!!

First up let me pour out a little liquor for King Magazine which is officially a wrap.

Where else is a brother gonna be able to look at 14 pages of the thickest, juiciest asses in hip hop in between 89 pages of Liquor, Rims, Hood Clothes (that’s sean john, phat farm, ecko, etc..) and Ringtone ads!

King Mag gave us hot cover shots like this:

(These KING covers will show you why a great onion makes
tears come from my eyes and why I won’t ever stop
biting the hell out of NY Apples, Georgia Peaches and Northwest Pears)

Remember when this dude was hot!
All y’all old chicks was on this brother like he was a bottle of Hennessey.

Now this non tax paying Fugg-up is doing movies like the Art of War 12, Blade 6 and The Dark and the Furious with Vin Deisel.

Now this is the Nastiest Shyt I’ve ever seen.
At first glance I thought is was a scene from the movie Orca the Killer Whale but then in horror I saw the real scoop.
I think this brave man was trying to save this extremely large woman from drowning by giving her CPR, but she was so huge he had no idea where her face actually was.

Yo Seriously I’m the number #1 fan of a woman with juicy butt in a thong but this is sooooooooo not that!
This is straight Nasty, Stankkk just Stanky, Stank-olicious.

(I’m soooo proud of myself; I didn’t even make a Nikia joke on that one, way too easy)

Now for some Videos of the Week (Mad Funny Shyt):

Octomom Gives Birth:

Now here’s Adam’s (and a few of Crystal’s and Nikia’s ex-boyfriends) favorite song of the Week:
(I gave you a pass on the crack above, but I wasn’t letting this one go by)

What What?

About halfway through this I was laughing so hard I think I gave birth…

I wanted to say “just shut the Fugg up and throw is ass in lockup.

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