Wednesday, April 22, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

(Yeah I know it’s a picture of him biting, it wasn’t planned just a coincidence)

The rapper makes a speedy recovery after losing teeth in a backstage golf cart mishap…

T-Pain was true to his name this weekend after he ended up in hospital for some emergency dental surgery.

Pain lost four teeth and had cuts and bruises when his golf cart flipped over in a backstage accident.

His injuries caused him to miss Lil Wayne’s I Am Music Tour in San Jose, California but he was back on stage on Sunday night in Gibson.

Talking of his accident, Pain told his audience: “There’s a lot of talk that I flipped over in a golf cart…That’s f—ing true.”

Despite his injuries, Pain was in good spirits telling the Gibson crowd: “I don’t give a f— how many golf carts I flip over. If I was any less of a showman tonight, I apologize.”

Although the accident caused him to miss the video shoot for Lil’ Kim’s new video Download, the rapper will feature once he makes a full recovery.

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Wednesday, April 22, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

I’ve been off blogging for about a week and now I’m back.

I peeped this obvious copyright infringement while in the pool store shopping (yeah its hot out here and it’s grill & dip in the pool time)

I am outraged over the use of my name, and they could have used a better looking chick on the front.

Next, when will you ladies learn that yes people do look at you when you are commuting to work.
I spotted this lady on the train platform on my way into work one morning

Would it have killed her ass to put on her damn shoes!!!
I mean… she has flats in her hand!!!! How Fu#king lazy can this chick be?
She’s acting like she had 4 inch stilettos in her hands or something!

I was on the road and was amazed that this thing was even allowed on the highway without any problems

Well if this is how MuthaFu#kers get all built and muscular, then count me out.

Imma be a fat ass; Non exercising ass Negro.
No Shyt like that is going on while I’m around.
No way in hell I’m gonna gonna be poking my ass out to give my calves definition!
What kind of down low Shyt is that!
Have some big ass steroid injecting dude jumping on my back talkin’ bout… “It’s for the workout” Yeah…right?

This is the gayest shit I’ve seen since Adam a.k.a. Thickcrust

Folks have asked why is his name “Thickcrust”?
Well I asked his girlfriend and she said it’s because he has a thickcrust around his ass.
I told her T.M.I.

TO all my workout dudes: Nik, Tomur, Tim the Tank; I swear no matter how drunk we are DO NOT ASK ME TO GET ON YOUR BACK!
Unless we happen to fall in a pool, because you know this Negro can’t swim yet.

Damn why did ya’ll have to go and start me on this shyt!

This can only be described as straight “Coonery” or “Gay-gnster”.
5 little dumb ass non job havin’, non GED havin, each probably have babies by their girlfriends, still livin at home with mama wanna be thugs.

The bad thing is that probably a lot of the young 16-28 year old, no career having, also living at home with mama ladies with babies by dumb dudes like these… think this gay shyt is cute!

What would cause 5 dumb Negros…nah that’s too good for these dudes…5 dumb ni99as to make a video about dry humping their mama’s or gmom’s ottoman!!! They should be arrested for breaking Damn near every man law that’s ever been written.

1. They all did this video together…way too close for comfort
2. What the fuck is with dude in the beginning with the barbell; stuntin like he was the Hulk like Lou Ferrigno
3. What’s with dude takin off his shirt to reveal his swollen stomach likehe was from Africa? All he was missing was a fly on his eyeball!
4. Were there MuthaFu#kers on Extacy or what, one dude was rubbing on his nipples like milk was gonna bust out!
5. Nevermind I’m so mad I can’t go on…dumb ass young folks…This is why I go to the 28 and older clubs.

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