Really??

There’s a line in a rap song that goes, “I love you like a fat kid loves cake”.

Well here’s how much I love you folks that read my blog. One picture is truly worth a thousand words on this one…

I Love ya’ll like a fat, mentally challenged person loves cake that Jamie Foxx is eating (see I can be politically correct, I didn’t even call her a retard…I get kudos for that right??) Why can I see the saliva in her mouth about to drop out? When was the last time this Bytch ate??

On another note, like I said before I love my fans….matter of fact I’m thinking of starting a BigDaddy’s #1 fan contest with prize giveaways.
I love the pics you ladies send in (send much..much..more) but here is where I draw the line:

Here’s My issues with this pic:

•  Don’t be trying to send me sexy ass pics with your kids in the background cuz (I’m not their daddy)
• Be Cute, don’t be ugly sending pics in. Don’t front you know if you’re the ugly chick in your crew, no matter how much lip gloss you wear and no matter how big the shades you put on your face. If dudes always have that punched in the gut look on their face when you take off your shades…your ugly.
• Please don’t look like you smoke more weed then Pookie smoked crack from New Jack City.
• Don’t send me any fully clothed pics you know the rules…thongs, g/v-strings, heels, and tattoos if you got’em (please don’t be ashy, lotion is a miracle worker).
• Clean up your room before you take the pics, I don’t want to see that you can’t keep a clean house.
• Instead of posing for pics please tend to your child’s hair…its a mess. Plus I’m sure your kid is done sipping on that juice box and bored watching Tyra Banks Show reruns. By the distance that kid is from the T.V., I’m sure glasses is in the near future.

Tales from the Club post is most likely coming up next….so stay tuned!

Holla at Carlito with any comments…

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