Stay Thirsty My Friends….

He once  had an awkward moment just to see how it feels.

He believes that sex should be between a Woman and a Man and another Woman.

His shirts never wrinkle.

His Ego can actually be seen from space.

Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it still gets there.

Policewomen often question him, just because they find him interesting.

He once punched a Mime, that’s right you heard me!

If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance.

It is said the sun comes up later on the 6th of May, in case his Cinco parties run long.

The Mayans and Atztecs prophesized his birth.

He once taught a German Shepard to bark in Spanish.

He serves sizzling fajita platters barehanded.

Even Lucha Libres remove their masks in his presence.

He has never lost a sock while doing laundry.

If he disagrees with you, it is because you are wrong.

It is said that his charisma expands at the same rate as the Galaxy.

My Ego…

I got a big ego… ha ha..
That’s because they love my big ego.

Hell I’m just tryna stay recession free.
Usually I’m humble but not right now I don’t choose to
Some call it arrogant, I call it confident.

Maybe it’s because I don’t need to call into work cuz I’m the boss.

Maybe its because I can ask lil’ mama in the club
Do you have a boyfriend?
And she’ll say hell yeah but I will leave my boyfriend.

What do the ladies say about my ego:
Its too big, its too wide, its too strong, it won’t fit
Its too much, Its too tough..you got a big ego!

I walk like that cuz I can back it up.

You love my big Ego.

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