Friday, May 15, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

They weren’t much to look at on the Fresh Prince & The Cosby show but now a days, I’d put in work on ‘em and beat it like a cop.

Jennifer Hud has just taken some new photos

I’m not a huge J Hud fan (because I’ve seen her without makeup) but in these photos she’s doing her thang.
The weave is tight, outfits are workin, and I see ya J Hud with the 4 inch Red Bottoms on (for my younger readers who are still into nike sneakers and don’t know what red bottoms are christian louboutin shoes)

Check her out:

Now onto whose not looking good AT ALL…

Mariah Scary
I’m scared as Shyt, how about You?? I crapped my pants looking at this pic.

She’s in a new movie without any makeup at all, take a look

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Friday, May 15, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

DMX was released from the Maricopa County Jail in Arizona Thursday morning — and, surprisingly enough, he hasn’t been arrested for anything yet. Emphasis on “yet.”

X was sprung from his home away from home at around 4 AM after serving 90 days in jail — the minimum sentence for pleading guilty to the following: cruelty to animals, possession of narcotic drugs, theft and possession of marijuana.

Place your bets.

How long can DMX stay out of jail???
I vote 42 days? What do you think?

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Friday, May 15, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

[Mike Lowrey grabs the mic..]
Polow…Put a Little T-Pain on my Shyt!

Is Busta Bust in the building? What about Lil’ Wayne?
They not here yet..

Nah I don’t need no T-Pain on mine…I got this:

[Sophie go home to view, this is from U-Tube]

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Friday, May 15, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Hot Grits with a side of “I’mma put a cap in yo ass”!

From now on I don’t go to waffle house unless I’m packin an AK-47.
There’s been so much about this I had to add a new category in on my site “Ignant Negro Activity”

Live from South Carolina:

Clarendon County (WLTX) - A Clarendon County waitress is accused of shooting a customer at the restaurant after the two had a dispute.

Yakeisha Ward, 29, is charged with assault and battery with intent to kill.

An early morning run for breakfast at the Waffle House on Paxville Highway in Manning turned terribly wrong for Crystal Samuel.

“I thought I was gonna get me an All-Star,” says Samuel. A popular meal on the menu. “Grits, sausage, toast, eggs and a waffle,” says Samuel.

She didn’t get what she came for. Instead, she says while she waited for her order, her friends started eating. That’s when Samuel says she was told they couldn’t eat from carryout trays inside the restaurant.

“I said what is your fuss about. I said we haven’t paid for our food. She (Ward) said well you all got to leave. How you want us to leave and we ain’t paid for the food yet,” says Samuel.

That’s when it got ugly. Samuel says she threw a waffle at the waitress. “I did actually throw some food but it didn’t hit her,” says Samuel. “That’s when she (Ward) jumped across the counter and we got into it,” says Samuel.

Clarendon County Sheriff Randy Garrett says the altercation continued outside where he says Ward got a gun from her car and a gun magazine from her trunk.

“It’s poor judgment on her part trying to settle this matter with a weapon. either way she had time to think about what she was doing when she was walking to her car,” says Garrett.

Investigators say Ward’s gun discharged during the altercation. They say a bullet fragment struck Samuel in the arm.

“Deputies were close by when they rolled up in the parking lot the victim and the suspect were still engaged in a fight,” says Garrett.

Before it ended, authorities say Ward struck the victim in the head with the gun.

“She got the last lick,”says Samuel. Meanwhile Ward has bonded out of jail. On Tuesday afternoon, News 19 found her inside the Waffle House where the incident happened.

She declined to talk to us on camera but says she got out of jail after paying $500. As for Samuel, she has only one thing to say about Waffle House. “bad customer service,” says Samuel.

Investigators say it appears that Ward’s gun was legally purchased.

Hilarious quote of the day: “I though I was gonna get me a All-Star”.

But seriously waitress posted a $500 bond got out of jail and was back at work the next day……WTF is that about!!!
I’d be damn if any of my staff will have a fight at work and show up the next day for anything BUT A FINAL PAYCHECK!

This is why I go to the Waffle House in the White Neighborhood.

So ya’ll thought I was slippin huh?? Of course I’m not letting that Bytch first name slide.
With a name like Yakeisha where the hell else did her parents think she would work for the rest of her life but Waffle House?
I’m so glad the intent to kill is so common in South Carolina that you only need to post a $500  bond. I got stopped for doing 95mph in a 65 in North Carolina and had to post $700. I should have tried to bust a cap in a negro and I’m sure would have gotten a lower bond.

Fu#k Waffle House I only eat at King Burger, I’m tryna hook up with “Bon Qui Qui” she’s a lil dime piece!

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