The founding fathers of America damn sure didn’t see this Shyt coming!!

Monday, May 25, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Or else they would have added to the constitution amendment that prohibits State Officials that are Drunk or “High like a Mutha Fu#ker” to name streets, cities, parks or towns.

Look at this Shyt right here:

North Carolina

Kentucky

What else do expect from Michigan (by the way Heaven Michigan is up north of here…seriously )

Mississippi, how Fu#king bored do you have to be to name your town this:

Pennsylvania

Florida (Sophie I see you)

Texas had quite a few gun related named towns like Gunsmoke or Gun Barrel and this

One more from Michigan: exit 69? really!

If I could live anywhere I’ll admin it my top choices  would be NYC (spring/summertime only) Miami (Cuban Mami’s are Rock Stars), Las Vegas (Lawd forgive me of my sins even the really Porn Star sinning that happened with those twin hotties last visit). but on an international level I’d probably end up here in Fu#king, Austria. No seriously that’s the name of the town, Fu#king! I’mma make it do what it do ya’ll.

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