TLIF….(Thankya Lawd It’s Friday)

I love writing blog posts when I’m crunked..it’s makes blogging sooo much more fun.
Sure it’s hard to type when the monitor keeps moving but that’s part of the fun.

Lets get to it.

I found the website that is gonna lead me to the woman I’ll marry and spend the rest of my life with.
Check out where I’ve placed the arrows cuz I’m down for a chick from this site:

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Yo yall. I’m done. I’m ready to retire my Jersey…(#23 of course since I’m the best that’s ever played the game).
Put my Jersey up, next to Jordan. But these Jesus Freaks are my kinda freaks…

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If I get a chick whose down with this site. I’m set.  That’s what I’m talkin bout.
I wish I had a dolla for every time I said to a chick, “I’m tellin you the Lawd is cool with you getting anal”.

Let me find a chick that’s down with Fishnets, Heels, Thongs, G-Strings, BodyStockings, Donkey Punches and getting a Dirty Sanchez.
I swear I’ll never leave that chick!

That’s what’s up…I need a Real Jesus “Freak” in my life.
Holla at Mike if you’re out there..I’ll put it on ya!

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