The End of a Long A$$ week…

So I got my first speeding ticket in TX …I totally didn’t realize it was the end of the month. Quotas are big down here. The ticket is a whopping $200 bucks.

As I was watching a show with someone they asked me are there really that many cabs in NY?
I responded yes, but then started to think….

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If there are so many damn cabs why can’t I ever catch one (besides the fact that I’m Black)?
I had to explain to the person that sometimes it can take 20 minutes to catch a cab in NY. Why is that?

With all of their financial troubles and now selling itself off to Fiat I hop Chrysler keeps on developing this

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Its a interactive touchscreen dash for example this guy is using the gps map. Cool huh?

Chuch…..

or church as proper folks or anyone whose not from down south  might say.
The churches I’ve seen down here put NY churches to shame. If you actually go to church in NY the Lawd should strike you down for Frontin’!

I went into a church recently and was impressed (Don’t you get it twisted! Hell no it wasn’t for service, it was for Girl Scouts Ceremony Amira was in).
This small church had a parking lot the size of a Lowe’s parking lot.
This place It had no less than 5 entrances. Then I stepped in and walked through.
The had a nursery, a place for kids to have church, a kids play area (those big hamster tube joints at a that might be at McD’s or Burger King kids area).

Speaking of Hamsters, why are they called hamsters when they contain no ham?

They had a bookstore. They had about 7 LCD screens throughout all the hallways. They had a 2nd floor (I didn’t go up to see it).

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They had a Starbucks inside!!!

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And this is all before you actually get to the Sanctuary in which had 3 Projector screens:

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Now that’s Chuchin’.

We went out to see a Steve Harvey Comedy show over in Dallas.
It rained soooooooooooo bad that day. Actually it rained heavy for 16 hours of that day.

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Back to NYC for a minute…

I hope Kimora Lee Simmons has that baby soon cuz she’s got this Djimon dude running all around SoHo in her Bentley shopping for food and snacks all damn day.

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Can someone put me on to this Taysha chick who supposedly owns a European cosmetics company? Word is she’s supposed to be worth a cool 500 mil or something. I’ve never heard of her but I’d digging the hell outta her curves.

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It seems that she’s wearing the Rena Yip “custom made” shoes with the Alligator Bottoms.
The shoes start at $8,000 and can go as high as $36,000.
The shoe is custom made for your feet ladies and comes complete with a year’s worth of concierge service and a “my shoes are worth your car” attitude.

Nah this ain’t no fashion blog but I saw this and had to put my two cents in:

This is a European concept called the convertible shoe, originally designed to help women while driving.
(Lol, I can see chicks now, looking all over the club cuz they lost a heel!)

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