Strip Club Rollin’

Tuesday, June 30, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

I don’t go to strip clubs too often usually only when women that I know have asked me to take them.
I’m not the type of guy that likes to go window shopping if you know what I mean.

Let’s be clear fellas…no matter what you see on Rap Videos: There’s no Sex In The Champagne Room!!

Well recently Young Jeezy was spotted ballin’ it up at a strip club with a huge entourage of people.

Here’s Jeezy trading in about $1000 for a brick…

Puffing away on a Black and Tan

Damn no one else in his crew had money??

Then Ray J was filming a music vid at a strip club recently but I guess he could only afford about 200 in singles.

It also seems that she was short a few hot girls for the vid so he asked DJ Kay Slay and rapper Papoose to bring some ex stripping hotties.

Shawty in white is killin it, a pure silver dolla

But you gotta admit most strippers could be gold medal Olympic gymnasts if they weren’t addicted to single dollars.
You know that you’re Mike Lowrey “Wifey Material” if you can do this in 4 inch heels and a G-String.

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Run, I see speeding Cougars approching…

Tuesday, June 30, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

As the King of the Jungle;
I don’t fear nor do I have problems with any of the cats in my family.

Soon as jump up out my bed and turn my swag on
other Lions, Tigers and Cheetahs come running.

And don’t get me started on Cougars. I love some Hot Ass Cougars,
matter of fact I get hit on constantly by them out here in TX.

But if I go to a club and see these Mu Fuggers from this video…I’m pouring gasoline all around that club and lighting that Shyt on FIRE!

Then I’ll need Frasier to talk me down from up off a ledge somewhere.

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Rememba these folks?

Tuesday, June 30, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Did you know that Jay Z blocked Chris Brown from appearing at the BET awards show.
We all know Jay and Rihanna are tight and it’s said that Jay did the Matt Knowles and gave them an ultimatum.
And being that Jay performed and then released his brand new video last night on the show, we all know who won that decision.

A few days ago ASCAP held the 22nd Annual Rhythm and Soul Music Awards and a few folks came out that I haven’t seen in a minute.

Ashford and Simpson

Yo it’s been like 40 years since I’ve seen Ashford and Simpson and dude still hasn’t grown any chest hair.

Shanice still looking mighty good.

Her last album only sold 200k copies and it seems that Flex hasn’t been working on anything big since the TV Show One on One back in 2006; seems as if that family is in a recession!

Alicia Keys won an award and Smokey Robinson (no relation to me) was there.

Kelly Price

She’s been back to gospel music after her R&B career burned out.
She may be working at your local Burger King or hitting up churches for pay to sing money.

Oh yeah I have some leftovers from the BET pre show bashes.

K. Pratt arrived with what looks to be an overnight bag

Flavor of Love lady New York arrived looking like her usual hot mess self
She didn’t forget to put her expensive twins on display as usual

Terry Crews and his wife

I’m tellin ya, she’s starting to look good to me for some strange reason…

Lil’ Mama

My next post will lots of pics of all the celebs I missed in my other post so get ready for the good and the really bad from the red carpet.

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Photos of Mike Jack with the kids

Monday, June 29, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

I came across a couple more photos of Mike Jack and figured I’d share them with you all

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What did you just say about Michael Jackson…

Monday, June 29, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Be careful…Or you just could get a foot in your ass or worse, stabbed in the neck.

Sophie, what’s up with Negroes in FL?

NORTH LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP) - Florida officials say one passenger chased another down the aisle of a county bus during a fight over news of Michael Jackson’s death.

The Broward County Sheriff’s Office says 54-year-old Henry Wideman was released Saturday on $5,000 bond on a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. A phone number for him rang unanswered.

According to a release from the sheriff’s office, 60-year-old James Kiernan announced news of the pop singer’s death on a bus Thursday night. The driver, who wasn’t identified, said Jackson should have been jailed long ago.

The sheriff’s office says Wideman got angry when Kiernan responded that the world just lost a great musical talent.

Wideman allegedly shouted profanities and threats at Kiernan and chased him with a knife. Kiernan wasn’t hurt.

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From Homeless Shelter to Harvard University…

Monday, June 29, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Here’s a story that should inspire young people who have nothing and should be a kick in the ass/face and back for those young folks who do have a little bit and are wasting their opportunity.

Jefferson High School student Khadijah Williams, 18, looks for friends to sign her yearbook. Williams has been homeless her whole life but through hard work and perseverance, she was accepted to Harvard University in the fall.

Khadijah Williams stepped into chemistry class and instantly tuned out the commotion.

She walked past students laughing, gossiping, napping and combing one another’s hair. Past a cellphone blaring rap songs. And past a substitute teacher sitting in a near-daze.

Quietly, the 18-year-old settled into an empty table, flipped open her physics book and focused. Nothing mattered now except homework.

“No wonder you’re going to Harvard,” a girl teased her.

Around here, Khadijah is known as “Harvard girl,” the “smart girl” and the girl with the contagious smile who landed at Jefferson High School only 18 months ago.

What students don’t know is that she is also a homeless girl.

As long as she can remember, Khadijah has floated from shelters to motels to armories along the West Coast with her mother. She has attended 12 schools in 12 years; lived out of garbage bags among pimps, prostitutes and drug dealers. Every morning, she upheld her dignity, making sure she didn’t smell or look disheveled.

On the streets, she learned how to hunt for their next meal, plot the next bus route and help choose a secure place to sleep — survival skills she applied with passion to her education.

Only a few mentors and Harvard officials know her background. She never wanted other students to know her secret – not until her plane left for the East Coast hours after her Friday evening graduation.

“I was so proud of being smart I never wanted people to say, ‘You got the easy way out because you’re homeless,’ ” she said. “I never saw it as an excuse.”

Graduating fourth in her class, Khadijah Williams stands at the podium during her graduation ceremony on Friday night.

Read the rest here:

LATimes NewsSource

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The grim reaper was Mu Fuggin busy this week…

Monday, June 29, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Hopefully this was not due to Kokonut putting some bad JuJu or Roots on him because she purchased Kaboom and it didn’t work.

TAMPA, Fla. – Billy Mays, the burly, bearded television pitchman whose boisterous hawking of products such as Orange Glo and OxiClean made him a pop-culture icon, has died. He was 50.

Tampa police said Mays’ wife found him unresponsive Sunday morning. A fire rescue crew pronounced him dead at 7:45 a.m. It was not immediately clear how he died. He said he was hit on the head when an airplane he was on made a rough landing Saturday, and his wife, Deborah Mays, told investigators he didn’t feel well before he went to bed about 10 p.m. that night.

There were no signs of a break-in at the home, and investigators do not suspect foul play, said Lt. Brian Dugan of the Tampa Police Department, who wouldn’t answer questions about how Mays’ body was found because of the ongoing investigation. The coroner’s office expects to have an autopsy done by Monday afternoon.

“Although Billy lived a public life, we don’t anticipate making any public statements over the next couple of days,” Deborah Mays said in a statement Sunday. “Our family asks that you respect our privacy during these difficult times.”

Tempe-based U.S. Airways confirmed that Mays was among the passengers on a flight that made a rough landing on Saturday afternoon at Tampa International Airport, leaving debris on the runway after apparently blowing its front tires.

Folks if you get hit in the head no matter how small a bump get that Shyt checked out, it could save your life.

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B.E.T. Awards honor MJJ

Sunday, June 28, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Here’s some arrivals and highlights…

Joe Jackson was in attendance

Tyra Banks always look hot in a weave and stillettos

New Edition kicked things off…

Neyo did MJJ justice with his ballad.

Jamie Foxx tore it up all night…

Beyonce looked tasty in that wedding dress… she had Mike Lowrey saying I do…I do!

Foxx and Pain won an award

Arrivals:

Tocarra - She may look alright but I can only stand her voice for about 4 minutes before wanting to throw her down a flight of stairs.

Lil’ Tati Ali

Elise Neal in a hot little backless  number

Wendy Raquel doing her thing

I’ve never liked her but she could get the business
looking all sexy in that dress and she’s killin the shoes.

Leyoya Luckett

Amber Rose and K Weezy still a hot item

Amerie wore the same dress as Amber Rose

Is it me or is rapper Lil’ Mama starting to get her grown woman on….
Wait…how old is she again?

I’m not going out like R-Kelly!

Tyrese

Ciara

Lebron won an award

Weezy won of course

Chaka Khan looking like a superhero

Niecy Nash with those sexy lips

Kim Coles looking a bit Zebra-ish

Sheri looking alright (The View money is doing her well I see)

Ving Rhames lookin like he just got paroled in East L.A.

Jamie Foxx and Travis Barker

Jamie Foxx on Guitar

NeYo and girlfriend Dawn

Tempest from the Cosby Show

Reggae artist Sean Paul

Omarosa looking like a pink mess

This chick is gorgeous from head to toe…damn!

Lil’ Keke Palmer

Boxer Suger Shane

Keri Hilson

Taraji P. Henson

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Lil’ Yellow Bus type of Crazy…

Sunday, June 28, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

This is my boy Thickcrust ex girlfriend, I’m not sure why he didn’t marry this girl?

And……………………..Go

• All Rosa Parks is trying to do is get a seat on the damn train why is lil’ Tee-Tee Fuggin with her??
• Why did you break up with her Adam…she had mad rhyming skillz?
• Is she really yelling at a 90 year old woman
• Are these children really our future Whitney? If so then somebody fugged up somewhere!
• Did said that she was going to”War” with an elderly lady? I’m sure that war will last about 20 seconds due to Osteoporosis .
• Is that a Jherri-Curl she’s rockin?
• Did anyone else pass out from laughin, when she asked folks to help look for her hair?

Now this is a 6 min vid well worth watching

Vanessa is a comedienne that seems to be playing this part a little too well lol.

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More church insanity…

Friday, June 26, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

It’s just a coincidence that I’m blogging about another church issue.
I could probably write about it every day because I’m sure there’s no shortage of church buffoonery out there in cyberspace.

In this vid a guy named Bro. Frankie is jamming to music during offering and breaks into something that I can only imagine slaves used to do.

I need the Mu Fugga to go to the last church I blogged about and get the gayness exorcised out of his fruity ass.

He’s so fruity that he could be a member of that purple church on Rockaway Ave.

Here he is in another one…

WTF!
Did I see this Mu Fugga just Stop..Drop..and Lock it??

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The Most Unbelievable Burger Ad I’ve Ever Seen….

Friday, June 26, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

This Shyt here is straight insane.
Now I know why my boy Thickcrust always wants to buy me a burger with extra ketchup every time I’m in NY.
Adam I will never eat a burger near you and I’m getting a restraining order.

Here’s the vid:

Now on the real if a Mu Fugga comes over to me while I’m eating a damn sandwich and starts nibbling on my damn crotch area, the Mu Fugga better have D cup tits and a Vagina (a real vagina not a fake surgical used to me a man type of a vagina).

Yo, I would have to stomp a mudhole in that dude.
I’m mad that Negro is just sitting there letting this Bytch eat pickles off his crotch and suck burger grease and ketchup off of his fingers looking like Kirk Franklin.

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Michael Jackson R.I.P.

Thursday, June 25, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

As I pour out some Hennessey in remembrance of Mike Jack.
(I probably shouldn’t be pouring it in my Koi fish pond but I figure my fish are Japanese and you know how those folks love MJJ so I figure they could use a drink too)
I thought about all the good times in my childhood that surrounded his music.

There was no greater force in music history.
Today we will realize
his place in world history.
He dared to be recognized,
and had fire deep in his eyes.

I thought about all the lip syncing to Beat It and trying to get my moonwalk down tight so I wouldn’t be embarrassed at the parties.

The only thing I can do tonight is…sip on this liquor, sit down at this laptop and post a memorial blog with pictures and lyrics from the music that has entertained millions of people for the past 40 years.

The Gloved One..

(Don’t Stop)

Keep On With The Force Don’t Stop
Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough …

(She’s out of my life)

And I Don’t Know Whether To Laugh Or Cry
I Don’t Know Whether To Live Or Die
And It Cuts Like A Knife
She’s Out Of My Life

(Rock with you)

I wanna rock with you (all night)
Dance you into day (sunlight)
I wanna rock with you (all night)
Were gonna rock the night away

(Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’)

Help Me Sing It, Ma Ma Se,
Ma Ma Sa, Ma Ma Coo Sa
Ma Ma Se, Ma Ma Sa,
Ma Ma Coo Sa

(The Girl Is Mine)

Because She’s Mine
The Doggone Girl Is Mine
Don’t Waste Your Time
Because The Doggone Girl Is Mine

(Beat It)

Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin’ How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn’t Matter Who’s Wrong Or Right
Just Beat It, Beat It

(Thriller)

‘Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one’s gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know it’s thriller, thriller night
You’re fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight

(Billie Jean)

Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
She’s Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One
But The Kid Is Not My Son

(Human Nature)

If they say -
Why, why, tell em that is human nature
Why, why, does he do me that way

(Pretty Young Thing)

I Want To Love You (P.Y.T.)
Pretty Young Thing
You Need Some Lovin’ (T.L.C.)
Tender Lovin’ Care
And I’ll Take You There

(The Lady In My Life)

And Baby Through The Years
Gonna Love You More Each Day
So I Promise You Tonight
That You’ll Always Be The Lady In My Life

(Bad)

Your Butt Is Mine
Gonna Take You Right
Just Show Your Face
In Broad Daylight
I’m Telling You
On How I Feel
Gonna Hurt Your Mind
Don’t Shoot To Kill
Come On, Come On,
Lay It On Me All Right…

(The way you make me feel)

The Way You Make Me Feel
You Really Turn Me On
You Knock Me Off Of My Feet
My Lonely Days Are Gone

(The Man in the Mirror)

I’m Gonna Make A Change,
For Once In My Life
It’s Gonna Feel Real Good,
Gonna Make A Difference
Gonna Make It Right…

(Smooth Criminal)

Annie Are You OK
So, Annie Are You OK
Are You OK, Annie
Annie Are You OK
So, Annie Are You OK

(You are Not Alone)

Another day has gone
I’m still all alone
How could this be
You’re not here with me
You never said goodbye
Someone tell me why
Did you have to go
And leave my world so cold

Here are a few desktop wallpapers that are cool.

Click on image and then right click on image and select save as desktop background

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Michael Jackson Pop legend Dies…

Thursday, June 25, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Pop legend Michael Jackson died today after suffering a cardiac arrest.

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Puppy born with 5 legs…

Thursday, June 25, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Although I’ve been told by many women that I have 3 legs; I’ve never heard of this Shyt before…

The 5th leg is white  not brown like the resat of the dog and the paw has like mad nails on it. Freddy Krueger (isn’t Krueger like a German name?) doesn’t have Shyt on this dog!

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This is another of the many reasons why I don’t go to Church!!

Thursday, June 25, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Here we go again. A Church holds a homosexual exorcism.

It seems every single day I’m seeing some dumb church Shyt going on.
Doesn’t matter how many times you graduated from or have degrees from some theological school, and it doesn’t matter that you been going to church for 80 years now.

What I have discovered that fugged up folks go to fugged up churches that have fugged up members so they can all live happily fugged up after!

The sad part is this; these folks actually think they are doing right. They are so right that they won’t defend their actions when the TV reporter asks them questions. They just run and hide.

They believe what they doing is and what they saying what the Lawd wants.
Hey church folks ya listening…Fugg dat the Lawd will tell me what he wants, no interpreter needed keep your opinions to yourself.

Now these church folks who prob ain’t livin right themselves and have no problem with it are trying to tell another person they ain’t livin right.
This young 16 year old boy has had this exorcism performed 2 other times..Yes this is the 3rd time. This young boy is confused enough without having this Shyt done to him.

Now don’t take this as Mike Lowrey approving of all this Down Low Brotha Shyt running around but I’m a firm believer that unless you are harming someone live your fuggin life. If a dudes wanna be all gay…let them, it’s their right.

And if ladies want to be with other ladies and Mike Lowrey (at the same time of course) well Shyt… that’s just how I spend my Friday nights!

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Ebony Magazine Exclusive Cover

Thursday, June 25, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

In the upcoming July/Aug edition Ebony magazine puts the spotlight on 25 Black women who have the sought-after “It” factor.
“It” is the one unique thing that puts these dynamic ladies in a league of their own.

Here’s the 4 covers that will be available:

One the real, I think I’d really like to know how many calories are in my Mojito.

The rest of the list I strongly disagree with and think Ebony should be closed down and burned for this insanity:

Naomi Campbell - Um.. We only notice her when she has a phone in her hand
Jennifer Hudson - Ok, maybe I’ll give you this one
By the way isn’t that guy she’s with a loser? First he’s on I Luv New York reality show, now he’s one of those RAW wannabe wrestlers (and just think…this guy graduated from Harvard Law??)  Um he’s a loser except for the fact that he’s now getting JHud Money and no longer needs to work

Michelle Obama - Obviously a great choice, at least her hubby did something with his Harvard Degree!!!!
Tina Turner - Good choice, If I had enough tequila shots and all the light were off and I was blindfolded I might hit it
Aretha Franklin - Sure her tits are like 42 HHH but other than that she doesn’t have any “It”
Halle Berry - Oh you know I’d blaze that ass, great choice
Serena Williams - I’m not sure if she has “It” sure she’s rich but she’s no longer a force in the tennis world

Condoleezza Rice - Seriously????
Oprah Winfrey - True
Tyra Banks - I guess, I notice her forehead every time she speaks so I guess she has “It” if It means a large head

Angela Davis - Lets not reminisce
Erykah Badu - Oh Hell No, she named her kid the number 7
Jill Scott - I give you this.. she gives fat wannabe singers people a role model; so she’s cool as a pick
Lil’ Kim - NO, HELL NO, DOUBLE NO, NO with a condom on top!
Whoopi Goldberg - still not sure if she has that It factor in today’s time.
Diahann Carroll - here we go back to the 70’s
Pam Grier - I’d hit it; so yeah good pick
Patti LaBelle - Not unless you were born in the 50’s or 40’s
Alicia Keys - Obviously
Mo’ Nique - we’ll wait and see how fat chicks like her after she finishes her diet and slims down?
Diana Ross - Forget 70’s I guess we’re really in the 60’s?
Rihanna - Ok, she can take a punch and is our Tina Turner of the 2000’s…I approve
Grace Jones - Seriously??? That’s worse than the Lil’ Kim pick
Mary J. Blige - I can’t explain how much I can’t stand this chick
Beyoncé - Obvious reasons

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I’m no longer Black after this embarrassing Shyt!

Thursday, June 25, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

I take lots of pride in being Black, but at times it gets extremely hard when dumb as Negroes to some Shyt like this.

I mean he got 2 points for wearing his hair a bit decent and wearing a suit, but then he lost 245 points for everything after he opened his damn mouth.

This scene takes place in the Louisiana State House Chamber.
And starting at the 1 minute mark, (if you look  in the upper right) you can see a woman’s leg and she’s bopping along to the song.

Personally I think LA should now be kicked out of the United States for this.

From now on I may just say I’m Dominican if this Shyt keeps happening.

Hey Adam I haven’t forgotten about your post, I’m still gonna come at you soon, lol
If you haven’t seen it yet check it out.

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Toddler gets angry and busts a cap at his pops…

Tuesday, June 23, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

In today’s environment we are used to seeing the younger generation act a fool.
We have been seeing violent crimes with the use of firearms escalate and the ages of these dumb asses get younger, but never to this level.

It’s now to the point where you can’t even trust your 3 year olds.

I may need to start a new category of posts called Ignant Arabic Behavior

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The Breakup Post

Tuesday, June 23, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

As I predicted in my last post about them Kate and Jon are getting divorced.
Some folks are asking why…I’m saying why not!

They need to split for the following reasons:

1. Kate treats Jon like he’s her 9th child
2. Jon has started to realize his star potential and has ass being thrown at him non-stop these days
3. She’s had 8 kids!!! I’m sure sex with her is like driving through the Holland Tunnel.
4. She’s starring in a new show called, “Kate plus 8 and some Black dude named Nate”

Next up is Tina and Matthew Knowles (Beyonce’s Parents)

Although they aren’t getting divorced they have been recently outed as separated for the past 8 months.
I’m sure people couldn’t care a damn about that money grubbing family but I had to put it out there.

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Reality TV dude gets twitter account hacked…

Tuesday, June 23, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Folks, why do you attach your whole life history and all of your friends info to these web fads accounts?

Better yet if you do join up on these web fads try not to piss off folks like me with computer skillz, or an angry ex girlfriend.
Cuz we all know and remember how a pissed off chick can put all your down low business on front street, lol.

Some dude from a BET reality show got his twitter account hacked by an ex-boyfriend. (don’t ask me who he is…you know I don’t watch that dumb ass useless channel, Rememba when BET actually stood for real television about 8 years ago)

The hacker then embarrasses him on his own account by posting all of his phone numbers that were attached to email addresses that he had stored and releases neked pics of the guy.

Beyonce kicked off her I am… tour in NYC at Madison Garden over the weekend and hubby Jay made an appearance

In other news Rappers Jim Jones and Bow Wow just got dropped from their label Columbia Records.

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