Friday, June 5, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Ciara opened in London for the Britney Spears tour and looked really spectacular.

I really want to get at this chick…I need to work with a chick this flexible.

Aww Hell CiCi… holla at Mike Lowrey!
I’ll put a Rodney King beat-down on that (and leave them boots on)

Why is Vivica A. Fox driving me crazy right now.
Its between her & Ciara that has me ready to put in some work.
There’s just something about a hot chick letting it all hang out that really makes me have super respect for hot chicks (ugly chicks fall back on this one). The Lawd knew what he was doing when had Vivica buy those new tits.

Damn she’s hot for a 45 something year old chick. That’s that “Make a Brotha Fall In Love” kinda thing right there!
Plus she’s kinda ‘hood’ too…Damn that’s wifey material right there!

Next Up….

Bobby Brown had his 5th child last night (a baby boy).
He announced it to a crowd while performing at Rok nightclub in Las Vegas.

Michael Jackson was spotted in LA with his kids.
Seriously..those kids WILL NEVA have a normal life.
They would both get their ASS beat every single day in a public school…Hey MJJ please invest in home schooling!!

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Friday, June 5, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Did I tell you folks that I saw Kirk Franklin on Tuesday?
Yeah I was picking up my moms who flew in for 10 days and he was at the pickup curb waiting for his taxi.
He looked the same as on TV…like a short gay boxer. He was about 5 foot 2 and left a trail of sweetness everywhere he went.

But now on to the topic at hand….These stupid asses need to get sprayed with 25 bullets from an AR-15.

First up this dude goes and rob a bank and then posts about it on his Myspace Page!

Joseph Wade Northington, 27, of Roanoke, Va., pleaded guilty Thursday in a Columbia, S.C., federal court to using a firearm during a violent crime.

On January 20, during a visit to North Augusta, S.C. Northington allegedly robbed the Security Federal Bank there of $3,924. After he returned to Virginia, the man with whom he stayed during the visit allegedly recognized Northington in surveillance photos shown on television and notified authorities.

Investigators learned that Northington, who had a gunshot scar on his face, used MySpace, and accessed his page. There they found that he had posted a message mentioning the robbery: “One in the head still ain’t dead!!!!!! On tha run for robbin a bank Love all of yall.”

Nine days later, Northington was arrested in Virginia.

Northington is now facing a fine of $250,000 and imprisonment for a minimum of seven years and a maximum of life. By Thursday, Northington’s MySpace page was still up with the status reading “Wanted.”

Considering how he kept his MySpace status up to date, it’s going to be very difficult for Northington’s attorney to defend him. I just wonder how he’s going to survive in a prison where the access to the Internet is limited, if available at all.

Next

A woman who gets caught shoplifting throws a baby a security guards to get away.

MEMPHIS, Tenn. — Police have charged a woman who they say used a child car seat with a 2-month-old infant inside to hit a Wal-Mart employee.

Detective Monique Martin said in a news release Monday that Camilla Fields of Memphis, Tenn., was charged with felony child abuse and neglect and assault. Police did not know if she had an attorney.

A police report from the Wednesday incident says Fields was carrying the car seat when she was confronted by a security guard about shoplifting.

Police say Fields threw the seat and ran away, causing the baby to land face down on the pavement. A paramedic treated the baby until the child regained consciousness.

The other woman pictured above is the child’s mother who was charged with child neglect.

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