Beatdown in a Beauty Shop??? (Look at this Vid cuz UTube is deleting it ASAP!!!)

To Mike’s Special Fan Club Ladies:
I know that getting all sexy for Mike Lowrey is very time consuming and expensive.
So I just wanted to say that I appreciate all the time you spend at hair and nail salons and the money you spend shoe and lingerie shopping.

I’m grateful for all that you ladies do just to make BigDaddy happy.
Please remember that “You gotta look Hot…to be ranked Mike’s #1 Next Chick”.

Right now I need to holla at those ladies who aren’t on Mike’s radar.
The women that I am not even remotely interested in, because you aren’t up to my level.
I’m talking bout those chicks with scrub ass boyfriends who they are stuck with and are always arguing with the other chicks that he deals with.
(not you Plumpdumpling, I know your Boo is a on his way to being a great lawyer by the way ask him to brush up on criminal/corporate law in case I gotta call you at 4am from Central Booking after getting busted for filming an Adult Movie without the proper permits)

To those ladies, Please let this video be a learning experience for you.

OAKLAND — Police are investigating a May 5 assault on a hair stylist that was recorded on video and posted to YouTube.

The video, which has since been taken off the YouTube Web site and has not been released by police, shows a group of women kicking and beating the stylist in a salon on the 2000 block of MacArthur Boulevard, police said.

When you deal with crusty ass dudes other chick or other baby mama drama will occur…

Here’s the Full 6 minute Vid Beatdown!!! (UPDATE: just like I said the vid below was removed 5 hrs after I posted)

I was able to find it again here but I’m sure by 9am they will have removed it again but it’s worth a try:

Personally I’m surprised there aren’t many more whooping ass whoopings in Black beauty salons. I mean, you’ve got all the ingredients necessary for a gourmet ass whooping to happen:

•   a bunch of women in one place
•   a bunch of Black women in one place talking shyt.
•   a bunch of black women waiting around unnecessarily.

It was only a matter of time for this shyt to pop off.

Am I wrong for wanting to watch this vid for the following reasons:

• To see some Thong or G-String action as these chicks were fighting?
• To see a tit pop out during the may lay?
• To just want to see some chick get her ass beat?

Watching this brings up a very good question…
Why can’t most women ever just shut the Fu#k up sometimes?
Why do most of ya’ll gotta have the last Fu#kin word no matter the situation??

I mean lets be real it’s not like this chick was even fighting back (apparently she doesn’t train at the same gym as Sugar Ray Leonard).
What was she doing? Screaming and getting in these chick’s faces and prolonging the beatdown!
It may be me… but Screaming at chicks who want to beat the Shyt out of you may not be the best idea she’s ever had in her life!

The fu#ked up part is that the shades to the shop were open while the beatdown was doing on and Mutha Fuggers were just window shopping on the beating.
Grown ass men could have stepped up and stopped the Ignant activity but no they peeked in and kept it moving….just sad.

I mean this Shyt is not funny and I don’t condone this type of reckless Ignant Negro Behavior at all; especially when it’s over an Ignant ass Negro who probavbly is 30+ and doesn’t even have a job (working at the Super-mart doesn’t count as a career move) but on the other hand this Shyt is really funny.

Be real folks… she got the weave ripped right out of her head,
then the chick threw it at her.

And then the chick in the red pants was doing
some Tae-Bo type dropkicks to her forehead.

At 3:40 in the video the chick is yelling at her attacker you didn’t have to jump on me like that and the attacker is saying Bytch shut up!
Just before that Im pretty positive I see the person whose hair she was working on walk off and hide in a back room! WTF?
If I was that chick I wouldn’t even finish her hair after the beatdown; I’d tell the person don’t come back to my shop since you couldn’t help me.

I was feeling sorry for her until around 5:05 when she says to the attacker after getting in front of a dude.. yeah I talk about him, cuz he was messing with my friends! A total contradiction to what she was saying with a fist in her face.

Then as the chicks are trying to leave she starts them back up with that screaming at them Shyt!!
At this point I was yelling at the screen, “Bytch For the Love of the Lawd Shut UP”!!

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