Tuesday, June 16, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

I know just a handful of Church Folks that are real.
I don’t put them on a pedestal or anything I just really admire their values as a person.
I can only think of about 3 people that I would call up to talk Lawd with (a.k.a. Churchin’), my boy Roderick, my BFF Hallia and her Sis, well that’s the whole list.

I know plenty of Folks who go to Church but and I don’t care how long you’ve been going to church. If you’re not on my list above…well then we can be cool friends (I have a lot of good friends that go to church) but just don’t try to hit me up with a whole lotta Lawd talk, that would be a bad move for you. Especially if I know you’re mostly full of Shyt as far as Church goes.

Most Churches to me are like a bad Ponzi scheme.
Madoff wend to jail for doing the Shyt some Churches do today.

Church Pastors and paid officials have been making a pretty penny at it for a long time.

And in Catholic churches, they just start making all types of Shyt in 24ct. Gold, and wearing blinged out medallions like they were a part of 50 Cents crew.

Here are a couple of Ignant Ass Church Negroes that are trying to make a penny off of the community by instead of offering job training programs, college aid assistance, events to lift the community morally, nope…they decided instead to help out folks this way:

Oh My Lawd Bail Bonds? WTF! And this guys a damn Bishop. I know B’More is having Black Crime issues but seriously… Bail Bonds from Churches…I’m Done.

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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Here’s the Official “Ego” Remix Video from Beyonce. [UTube]

I hope I can count on Beyonce to making this type of video (similar to single ladies) for every song she sings.
Dudes, really couldn’t care about what lyrics comes the Fugg out of her mouth but we’ll damn sure look at her video a million and one times as long as she prances around in them 4 inch heels and half butt neked ass neked.

With the new TNT Show Hawthorne (Who the Fugg has a last name like Hawthorn anyway??)
Will and Jada hit the Today show:

Rememba’ That Show…All Of Us Produced by Will & Jada Smith?

Well here’s what Tony Rock, brother of Chris Rock had to say about the show’s demise on the stage at the Improv this weekend..

Someone from the crowed yelled out, “Hey Tony what ever happen to your TV show “All Of Us?”

Tony Rock Answered:

What happened? Oh I’ma keep it real….. that b*tch LisaRaye! That b*tch LisaRaye got married to that fake prince dude from that Island and decided that she didn’t want to do the show no more. She just said F**k the rest of us. Then dude cheated on her, beat her ass and now their divorced! I’m telling y’all karma is real…

Next up wedding bells for NFL Giant…

Seriously can someone tell me this….How Mutha Fuggin Good is this woman’s sex skills to have bagged 1st Millionaire Eddie Murphy then Millionaire NFL’er Mike Strahan!!!!

This Chick must have that super multi platinum, sugar walls or she just has sex the same way she looks..hideously freakishly (either one works for me)!

Speaking of Chicks with Crazy Ass Milkshake…

Rememba when this chick was actually HOT?

Yeah I know its been about 2-3 years since and now the only Milkshake she knows is the strawberry one from Burger King (I ain’t mad at her cuz the Strawburry shake at B.K. is the bomb, I think they sprinkle cocaine or mix crack dust in it or something it’s crazy addictive).

But in all is not well with her:

Kelis is asking the judge to order Nas to pay for spousal support, child support, all pregnancy-related expenses, and one-half of all medical expenses after the child is born. She also wants $3,500 for the baby nurse after the child’s birth, and $20,000 for strollers, cribs and other baby supplies.

Hmm I can see this not going very well (ask Mike Strahan about divorce he’s an expert on it by now).

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