This is one of the many reasons why I don’t go to Church!

I know just a handful of Church Folks that are real.
I don’t put them on a pedestal or anything I just really admire their values as a person.
I can only think of about 3 people that I would call up to talk Lawd with (a.k.a. Churchin’), my boy Roderick, my BFF Hallia and her Sis, well that’s the whole list.

I know plenty of Folks who go to Church but and I don’t care how long you’ve been going to church. If you’re not on my list above…well then we can be cool friends (I have a lot of good friends that go to church) but just don’t try to hit me up with a whole lotta Lawd talk, that would be a bad move for you. Especially if I know you’re mostly full of Shyt as far as Church goes.

Most Churches to me are like a bad Ponzi scheme.
Madoff wend to jail for doing the Shyt some Churches do today.

Church Pastors and paid officials have been making a pretty penny at it for a long time.

And in Catholic churches, they just start making all types of Shyt in 24ct. Gold, and wearing blinged out medallions like they were a part of 50 Cents crew.

Here are a couple of Ignant Ass Church Negroes that are trying to make a penny off of the community by instead of offering job training programs, college aid assistance, events to lift the community morally, nope…they decided instead to help out folks this way:

Oh My Lawd Bail Bonds? WTF! And this guys a damn Bishop. I know B’More is having Black Crime issues but seriously… Bail Bonds from Churches…I’m Done.

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