Wednesday, June 17, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

In my opinion, as a rapper he sucks.. But my Caucasian peeps love him so I though I should report the good news.

His wife has a nice little body on her, here’s a close up of her face.

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Wednesday, June 17, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

At one point I thought that Women called Men dogs because when Men get excited they start to pee everywhere.
But today I now understand that it’s because men will sometimes for no apparent reason men will also try to Fu#k really old women someone’s nasty ass grandmother.

[Hey Sophie…UTube Video]

Sorry I couldn’t help myself…

Now that it’s raining more than ever
Know that we’ll still have each other
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella

(Ella ella, eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella, eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella, eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella, eh eh eh, eh eh eh)

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Wednesday, June 17, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Come on…Are you serious OKlahoma State Troopers?
I’m not saying that this Ignant Cop Behavior is racially motivated…I just think the cop was obeying Oklahoma’s state mandate of Racial Profiling!

I think if the EMT driver was White; the cops wouldn’t have had a problem.
Or was the issue that the EMT drove through a White neighborhood so profiling kicked in?

[For those who cant get youtube click here for the abcnews video]

But this does bring up a much bigger issue that is a major problem all across the U.S.

Why do local and state police officers think they own the world?
I mean what kind of Fuggin God complex must you have to stop an EMT ambulance for failing to completely yield at sign when they are trying to get a patient to a hospital!!!

I’ve seen cops hold up 2 lanes on Atlantic Ave in Brooklyn (and NY folks know Atl Ave only has 3 lanes) just so they could have a chat and not get out of their cars. I’ve seen cops park in bus stops to go into Dunkin Donuts. I’ve seen cops run red lights on the way back to the precinct just because they are at the end of their shift and want to get off duty.

Sound Off Folks on the comments.
This Shyt is crazy?

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Wednesday, June 17, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

I know that all of you in the age of the Internet are all happy and hype to put photos and Shyt on your facebook page.
But clearly we need to set some guidelines, since you all are having trouble distinguishing what should or shouldn’t be uploaded.

Here’s an example of what shouldn’t be loaded on your page:

Lets run down my list of Shyt that’s wrong in this pic….

1. Poo Poo Head!!! Seriously. Who thinks being called Poo Poo head is cute??
   I mean I had to stop talking to a chick I know because she called herself Chok Pooh. Pooh was too damn close to Poo and she was a really dark chick, like almost purple.
   So I stopped talking to her (stop complaining she did it to herself by wanting me to call her Pooh).
2. Why is there a big ass garbage can and nasty ass buckets all up in your picture.
   I think you ladies live in a dirty ass house if you can’t find a place to
   put that Shyt out of the way so you can take a photo.
3. Chick on the right?? WTF is your shirt trying to say…I need a translator!
   Or at least a lotto form so I can get these numbers in before 7pm in case they hit tonight.
   10-11-40 is that your high school locker combination or the age of your kids?
4. Where Rocks Are Born??? Are you trying to tell us you were born in
   a volcanic eruption or under the Earth’s crust?

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