Friday, June 19, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

The RIAA has been awarded $1.92 million in their lawsuit against a woman named Jammie Thomas-Rasset.
The jury found that she had willfully infringed on record labels’ copyrights after she downloaded and shared 24 songs on Kazaa.

So that works out to $80,000 in damages per song.

No one expects that the four major labels, all plaintiffs in the case, will collect the entire amount from Thomas-Rasset, a 32-year-old Brainerd, Minn., mother of four who testified during the retrial that her ex-boyfriend or sons, then 8 and 10, were most likely responsible for downloading and distributing the songs. Thomas-Rasset lost her previous trial in 2007 and was ordered to pay $222,000, only to achieve a now-pyrrhic victory when the court tossed the verdict because of a faulty jury instruction.

The RIAA’s Duckworth indicated after the verdict that the recording industry doesn’t intend to collect $1.92 million from Thomas-Rasset. “Since day one, we have been willing to settle this case and we remain willing to do so,” she said

Police: Man at Oklahoma City bus stop attacked for bologna and cheese sandwich

By Associated Press

9:13 PM EDT, June 18, 2009

OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) — A man in Oklahoma City said he was attacked for his bologna and cheese sandwich. Police say 24-year-old Roger Hamilton told them he was sitting on a bus station bench Wednesday, about to put mayonnaise on his sandwich, when another man began staring at him.

Hamilton told police that the man then punched him in the mouth and grabbed his sandwich and left.

Police said Hamilton has a swollen lip and his face was covered in blood. The police report listed the value of the sandwich at 76 cents.

Police have not found the attacker.

Now….

That’s what I call getting jacked!!!
You know what that reminds me of….

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Friday, June 19, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

These two videos speak for themselves but I’ll try to add a little commentary.
With this BullShyt going on I’m not sure why I live in TX.

1st Up

72 year old Grandma gets volts over a speeding ticket.

2nd

10 year old gets arrested  for fighting with her 8yr old sister

For a Bonus I threw in an Ignant Ass Negro Behavior Video

I wanna know what the fugg this ignant ass bastard thought was going to happen if he decided to dance his silly ass on to a treadmill in this manner.
Mufugga, you can not stankyleg, chickenwang, cabbage patch, butterfly, perculator, peewee herman or any other porchmonkey jig while boarding an active treadmill. Unrehearsed jigs or two steps should never be attempted on a piece of exercise equipment.

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Friday, June 19, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

I could have sworn that I told you Mutha Fuggers about this dumb ass Ignant Ass Negro Behavior with pictures.
Matter of fact I just checked my blog AND I DID TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THIS SHYT!!!

I make you this promise folks if you don’t stop I will continue to put you on BLAST!

I’ve seen plenty of Ignant Ass Shyt in my life but I really think this is the worse…seriously.

And…………………………GO:

1. I thought I pleaded with you big girls to stop that big ass belt under your tits Shyt!
2. This is what I’m talking about ladies…I’m into Love. but at some point DRAW THE FUGGIN LINE! (and that line is prison)
3. Is that a collect call?
4. Isn’t throwing up gang signs what got your dumb ass in jail to begin with?
5. Fellas don’t you rememba when you had to have game or be handsome to get a girl. What happened to those days?
6. Why is this mutha fugga’s nose all pressed against the window hard like he’s window shopping at Bloomingdale’s?
7. Seriously..why did this Chick get all glamorous for this visit? I mean her hair and nails are done (I guess fugged up is a hairstyle these days..probably started by that chick that got Fugged up in the hair salon from my post ealier this week).
8. Is that a new sweater from Lane Bryant?
9. I think she could hide much more than a file in her bra (like an AR-15, grenade launcher or this dude’s 12 kids by 7 different Mommas).
10. Oh My Gawd!!! Bert’s in Jail!!! He finally went to jail for butt raping Ernie all these years.

Next Up…

To My Big Girlz…you know this Bytch went tooo damn far.

And………………………………….GO:

•  WHY LAWD….WHY????
• My Eyes are Fuggin Bleeding!!!
• This chick has more lumps than that hair salon chick did after that fight
• If this chick is a genie then get back in the bottle so I can throw that Mutha Fugga into the sea
• Looks like some unlucky negro pick up a 40 bottle, rubbed it, and out popped this collection of lumps, weave and unfortunate decisions
• What??? No Belt under her Tits?
• Now where did I leave my drink….Ah I got i…It was under one of her rolls.
• Wasn’t she one of the wrestlers from G.L.O.W.?

Next…

And………………………………………GO:

• So…..nobody that you know tried to stop you from going out the house like that huh? Then I guess you need new friends!
• Why is her old ass at an 18 and up club anyway….I see that pink band on your arm.
• Where the Fugg does her hairline begin?
• It could just be me but why does it look like her tits are angry at each other and are having a fight?
• Are her Nipples made of Velcro? Because that’s the reason I can think of that her tits hasn’t popped out yet.
• Is it me or does this chick have the skinniest arms in the world, reminds me of a longer version of the arms from that dinosaur from “Meet the Robinsons”

Next…

And………………………………………..GO:

• Honestly….I’ve got nothing, I’m not even gonna play myself and act brand new.
• I know I should be putting these humongous in the ass chicks on Blast (cuz that’s just what I do) but on the real these chicks wouldn’t find themselves kicked out MY bed, shyt.
• I’m just saying…  they might not get a call back, but they can audition.
• Ahh it feels good to be a man. We are such simple creatures.
• I’ll let you guys tell me whats wrong with these chicks that couldn’t be solved with a paper bag or the lights turned ALL the way off. Including that little one in the fridge.
• I mean they are really far from cute so there won’t be any chilling and egg cooking in the mornin, they would need to leave right after that nut went off.

Vid Time:

To switch it up a bit to get myself out of rant mode I included the best video Shyt you have ever seen!

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Friday, June 19, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

UPDATE: JON & Kate announced today that they will separate/divorce.

It has been a long standing joke in the world about how White parents never seem to spank their kids.
So I sought out on a mission to find out under what circumstances will a White woman open up a can of Whoop Ass on her kids like a Black Momma will.

Please remember that a Black Momma will Whoop Ass for just about any damn reason at all… including just looking at her wrong (Thanks Mom).

I looked at extreme cases and I found the breaking point for White Mommas…

8 Damn Kids and A Cheating Ass Husband seems to be that threshold.

I like to call this next photo the outcome of “Kate plus 8 Minus 1 Jon”

I may get this damn mag just to see why the cops were called but I assure you it wasn’t due to that weak Ass Whoopin. I’m thinking it wasn’t the normal police that was called, it was the fashion police (That pink dress and flip flops are hideous).

I remember one time my moms was beating me and I faked having a seizure (which I thought was pretty damn convincing) and that only resulted in her beating me even more while I was flopping around the floor in what could have really been a seizure.

Hey Mom did I ever thank you for making my childhood Hell?
All I can say is …Thank the Lawd that I turned out so normal!!

Speaking of fashion did you hear that:

• Vivica A Fox is coming out with her own clothing line shortly
• H+M has singed a contract with Jimmy Choo to develop a very affordable line of shoes that will be sold in their stores (That’s right Choo’s for $100-$200 bucks).

And since we are on fashion take a look at Bill Cosby who hosted the Playboy Jazz Festival in Hollywood 2 weeks ago
(crocs Bill?? Really?)

And look who else was there performing…Theo

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Friday, June 19, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Here’s a few videos that are sure to get you started laughing on a Friday morning.
And if you work in a place with lots of folks looking over your shoulder at you computer screen being nosey; you may want to wait till lunch time to play Wankin’ for obvious reasons.

Fat Girls is hilarious.

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