Tuesday, June 30, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

I don’t go to strip clubs too often usually only when women that I know have asked me to take them.
I’m not the type of guy that likes to go window shopping if you know what I mean.

Let’s be clear fellas…no matter what you see on Rap Videos: There’s no Sex In The Champagne Room!!

Well recently Young Jeezy was spotted ballin’ it up at a strip club with a huge entourage of people.

Here’s Jeezy trading in about $1000 for a brick…

Puffing away on a Black and Tan

Damn no one else in his crew had money??

Then Ray J was filming a music vid at a strip club recently but I guess he could only afford about 200 in singles.

It also seems that she was short a few hot girls for the vid so he asked DJ Kay Slay and rapper Papoose to bring some ex stripping hotties.

Shawty in white is killin it, a pure silver dolla

But you gotta admit most strippers could be gold medal Olympic gymnasts if they weren’t addicted to single dollars.
You know that you’re Mike Lowrey “Wifey Material” if you can do this in 4 inch heels and a G-String.

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Tuesday, June 30, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

As the King of the Jungle;
I don’t fear nor do I have problems with any of the cats in my family.

Soon as jump up out my bed and turn my swag on
other Lions, Tigers and Cheetahs come running.

And don’t get me started on Cougars. I love some Hot Ass Cougars,
matter of fact I get hit on constantly by them out here in TX.

But if I go to a club and see these Mu Fuggers from this video…I’m pouring gasoline all around that club and lighting that Shyt on FIRE!

Then I’ll need Frasier to talk me down from up off a ledge somewhere.

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Tuesday, June 30, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Did you know that Jay Z blocked Chris Brown from appearing at the BET awards show.
We all know Jay and Rihanna are tight and it’s said that Jay did the Matt Knowles and gave them an ultimatum.
And being that Jay performed and then released his brand new video last night on the show, we all know who won that decision.

A few days ago ASCAP held the 22nd Annual Rhythm and Soul Music Awards and a few folks came out that I haven’t seen in a minute.

Ashford and Simpson

Yo it’s been like 40 years since I’ve seen Ashford and Simpson and dude still hasn’t grown any chest hair.

Shanice still looking mighty good.

Her last album only sold 200k copies and it seems that Flex hasn’t been working on anything big since the TV Show One on One back in 2006; seems as if that family is in a recession!

Alicia Keys won an award and Smokey Robinson (no relation to me) was there.

Kelly Price

She’s been back to gospel music after her R&B career burned out.
She may be working at your local Burger King or hitting up churches for pay to sing money.

Oh yeah I have some leftovers from the BET pre show bashes.

K. Pratt arrived with what looks to be an overnight bag

Flavor of Love lady New York arrived looking like her usual hot mess self
She didn’t forget to put her expensive twins on display as usual

Terry Crews and his wife

I’m tellin ya, she’s starting to look good to me for some strange reason…

Lil’ Mama

My next post will lots of pics of all the celebs I missed in my other post so get ready for the good and the really bad from the red carpet.

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