Thursday, July 2, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

There were a number of hot after parties around after the award show on Sunday and here are some highlights from the following parties:

1. Union Station
2. Mr. Chow (Interscope)
3. Cream of the Crop

Nice to see folks New Edition still has some pull in L.A.

Bobby from and his new baby mama Alicia
(They look like a hot mess, I mean hot like in a super nova star)
Maybe it’s the cleavage showin’ and the dress but she doesn’t look too bad for someone who just gave birth 30 days ago

Rememba these two larger than life Mu Fuggas
(Soooo they don’t have gastric bypass on the planet you two come from?)
These two have been this size since they were 12 yrs old.

Hot Vide-Ho Vixen Angel Lola Luv

Speaking of Vide-Ho Vixens, rememba when Melyssa Ford was hot like 8 years ago?
Now she’s looking like that old dented can of beans at Walmart that you won’t put in your cart.

Seems that Rapstress Trina is getting quite serious about NBA star Kenyon Martin
She’s coming out to parties looking hot again

Ya’ll know I got a thing for Trina’s freaky, sexy  ass

Speaking for chicks I got it bad for… here’s a few that I’m crushin’ on:

Gabrielle Union
(But in my defense…Only when she has her hair done and is at a club!)

Sanaa Lathan is the one for me hands down.
I’ve been hooked on this chick like she was some good weed.
Damn…Damn..Damn. This is a chick you lock down with a ring ASAP!

If I was Denzel, I would have left my wife and kids for this one.

You know how I feel bout Vivica Fox and her new “paid for” body
(what do I care that she wasn’t born with it, still looks good to me)

Viv is so fly she changed clothes and went to another party

Tamala

Why would Raven show up to a club with her iPod?
Does that make sense?…Did the DJ suck?

Matter of fact Raven has been spotted a bit lately at clubs trying to act grown being photo’d with drinks.
And when I say drinks I mean cranberry juice with a dash of vodka.

Ex Co star of Raven, Orlando Brown was also attending one of the parties?
I guess he’s off of probation after he got caught buying weed.

Here’s Pooch Hall from the TV Show the Game and his wife Linda
Is that TV Show canceled? because he’s been popping up at clubs all over the east and west coast lately.

Lil’ Mama has really impressed me by stepping up her show game and her clothes.
I’m now a fan.

And to end with a bit of Coonery here’s Soulja Boy
(I’m just grateful he decided to dress up for this event)

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Thursday, July 2, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

I’ve posted many vids about Ignant Black behavior and figured it was time to get at some of my White friends because no culture is beyond, “Ignant” Activity.

If this was a Black person….

• He would have been tased in the beginning, before he even opened his mouth
• There would have been an officer standing on his neck
• This attempted arrest would have lasted 12 seconds not 3 minutes plus
• The ass whoopin after the arrest would lave lasted 3 minutes plus
• He would not have gotten away without a bullet as a momento
• Cops would not have chased him for 12 feet then stopped
  They would have chased him until the world ended

I swear milk came out of my nose when he started yelling “Yahwehhhhh!!”

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Thursday, July 2, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Now in a story like this in which Two Mu Fuggers get stabbed, One Mu Fugger gets hit in the head with a baseball bat and then somehow mace gets used all over a Fuggin broken mop can only be listed in the category of Ignant Negro Activity!!!

 
(please tell me why Naomi Campbell needs platforms for baseball)

Story Below:

DAYTON, Ohio — Police said an argument over a broken mop left two people stabbed and a teen beaten with a baseball bat.

The incident happened around 1:30 p.m. Tuesday at the Western Manor Apartments on James H. McGee Boulevard in Dayton.
Officers are trying to determine what led to the stabbings and who is responsible.

They said they do know that a broken mop led to the melee.Lt. Bob Chabali said, “The best we can figure is that a mutual fray occurred over a broken mop last night sometime.”

The mop was apparently so important that it led to the woman who lives in Apartment D to head to her neighbor’s apartment and things got a little heated.

Chabali said, “It escalated into adult from Apartment D to stab a juvenile in Apartment C.”Police said the teen’s mother struck back and stabbed the woman from the other apartment. However, the melee did not end there.“Somewhere in there, another juvenile was hit over the head with a baseball bat,” Chabali said.

Police said one of the teens was busy spraying Mace on everybody. A crowd eventually gathered to watch the melee as it spread outside, where the women apparently tore each other’s hair out, police said.

[News Source]

And……………………………….Go

• Was this a solid platinum mop studded with diamonds?
• Why doesn’t Shyt like this ever happen with White folks from Park Slope in Brooklyn?
• The article says that things got a little heated?? WTF! 2 folks got stabbed over a mop…that was a Fuggin Ruckus!!
  I’ve seen less violence at Wrestlemania…a mutual fray my ass!
• Being that these folks were Black I get the feeling it was a $4 mop from Wal-Mart that jumped off this whole Coonery nonsense
• I don’t even want to know how slow a person’s reflexes have to be to get knocked in the head with a bat…its not like Derek Jeter was swinging the Shyt!
• I’m thinking the Bytches who got their hair pulled out can go to where that salon beatdown happened, cuz I’m sure the owner should be an expert in stitching hair back in by now
• Negroes….Please resist the urge to bash a Mu Fuggers head in for anything that costs under the amount of $19.99

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Thursday, July 2, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

I wonder what this 2 year old was doing before he lit up?
I will boycott Mr. Chow and PF Chang if this 2 yr old was having sex!!
I support 2 yr olds smoking and drinking but not having sex (does that make me a Republican?)

I know I will sometimes light up a cig when I’m tipsy like a Mu Fugga or if I “beat it up” real good
with one or more of the ladies in Mike Lowrey’s Fans Club.
(Don’t get it twisted…I’ll smoke some of that purple green anytime, lol)

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Thursday, July 2, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Two famous couples were spotted in Italy this week

Steve Harvey and his wife

and Denzel, wife and kids as they celebrate their 26thy wedding anniversary

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