Broken mop causes Melee…

Now in a story like this in which Two Mu Fuggers get stabbed, One Mu Fugger gets hit in the head with a baseball bat and then somehow mace gets used all over a Fuggin broken mop can only be listed in the category of Ignant Negro Activity!!!

 
(please tell me why Naomi Campbell needs platforms for baseball)

Story Below:

DAYTON, Ohio — Police said an argument over a broken mop left two people stabbed and a teen beaten with a baseball bat.

The incident happened around 1:30 p.m. Tuesday at the Western Manor Apartments on James H. McGee Boulevard in Dayton.
Officers are trying to determine what led to the stabbings and who is responsible.

They said they do know that a broken mop led to the melee.Lt. Bob Chabali said, “The best we can figure is that a mutual fray occurred over a broken mop last night sometime.”

The mop was apparently so important that it led to the woman who lives in Apartment D to head to her neighbor’s apartment and things got a little heated.

Chabali said, “It escalated into adult from Apartment D to stab a juvenile in Apartment C.”Police said the teen’s mother struck back and stabbed the woman from the other apartment. However, the melee did not end there.“Somewhere in there, another juvenile was hit over the head with a baseball bat,” Chabali said.

Police said one of the teens was busy spraying Mace on everybody. A crowd eventually gathered to watch the melee as it spread outside, where the women apparently tore each other’s hair out, police said.

[News Source]

And……………………………….Go

• Was this a solid platinum mop studded with diamonds?
• Why doesn’t Shyt like this ever happen with White folks from Park Slope in Brooklyn?
• The article says that things got a little heated?? WTF! 2 folks got stabbed over a mop…that was a Fuggin Ruckus!!
  I’ve seen less violence at Wrestlemania…a mutual fray my ass!
• Being that these folks were Black I get the feeling it was a $4 mop from Wal-Mart that jumped off this whole Coonery nonsense
• I don’t even want to know how slow a person’s reflexes have to be to get knocked in the head with a bat…its not like Derek Jeter was swinging the Shyt!
• I’m thinking the Bytches who got their hair pulled out can go to where that salon beatdown happened, cuz I’m sure the owner should be an expert in stitching hair back in by now
• Negroes….Please resist the urge to bash a Mu Fuggers head in for anything that costs under the amount of $19.99

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