Saturday, July 4, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Well…. Um.
Although it would be one hell of a light show…maybe we can celebrate in a slightly different way.

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Saturday, July 4, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Dear White Jesus,
Please stop taking our good Black role models.
Take folks that Coonish rappers like Jay Z , Diddy, Soulja Boy or Plies.

I mean just look at  Souljaboy

and Plies:

Please take them White Jesus and not our good folks.

NFL Ten Titans QB Steve McNair was found shot to death at a condo in Nashville an hour ago.

N ashville police spokesman Don Aaron confirmed that authorities were called to a condominium and found McNair and a woman shot to death inside. Aaron said police don’t yet know the circumstances of the shooting.

I think this may turn out to be some love triangle type of Shyt.went
If a dude gets shot in the head and with a woman’s body next to him usually means it’s about some crazy, deranged, jealousy type of Shiznit.

Steve seemed like a real class act and will be missed.
He was one of only a few Black QB’s currently in the NFL.

In other weekend news

Former Repuclican  Vice President Nominee and Current Alaska Governor
Sarah Palin announced that she will be resigning as Governor at the end of this month.

We know that this won’t be the last we hear from her being that she’s already started her committee to run for Persident in 2012.

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Saturday, July 4, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Caution..do not drink while reading this post, it could cause your drink to squirt out of your nose!

In Case of Fire…

Um….Yeah,  I guess I should have read this sign before I left Amira parked in front of this store

Best Sign Evah!!!

Damn man sorry, that promotion is no longer available…

Dude…sit the Fugg back!
You must be blocking my window because I can’t see Shyt out of my rear view mirror

Parking is fun

And this guy was elected president not once…but twice??
Hey Buddy, your flag is just like you….”ass backwards”!

In Black households we treat and train our pets differently than our White counterparts…
well mostly because we beat the Shyt out of our animals and won’t feed them if they Fugg up.

Here’s a pic of my dog.
My exact words to it were, “Mutha Fugga if you don’t sit your dumb ass down, I will pick up this frying pan and knock the Shyt outta you.”

And i guess the dog took me seriously …and literally because he just sat he Fugg down.

I guess that Bytch learned from the last time I had to head check it with that frying pan.

Don’t you dare pee on this Mu Fuggers property.
Unless you have a bucket of ice and a sewing kit…don’t you see the sign!

Don’t you want a cold can of Beer Taste?

You know what else tastes just like beer? Try Beer.

Ok, I know ya’ll gonna say I’m wrong for this one but I can’t help myself.
Here’s a dumpster from the hood, or a trailer park.

Have you ever heard of a pro-life dumpster?
Better yet, maybe you aren’t in the best of neighborhoods.

To all my single moms out there please check your child’s homework before they turn it in…

Here’s the Mother’s Day gift that keeps on giving…

I hate it when I get hammered, then try to get to 3rd base with every flounder in the ocean while I’m drowning.

I only stay at Holiday Inns when I go hiking in Appalachia

No Shyt Sherlock! Thanks for clearing up this enigma.

See, I beg to differ. The way I see it… the sign IS actually in use.

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