Club Photos….

We’ve discussed this Shyt before but ya’ll just don’t Fuggin give a damn do you?

Let’s just get into this…no intro needed.

And………………………………………………..Go

I guess ugly as hell is the theme for this party.

I’m not even gonna act brand new.
And fellas don’t front; you would all do the same thing I’m about to say!

If I was in a club with my peeps (and you know how I be…all tipsy as hell and shyt) and this chick passed by.
I would kick it to her..You know I would have to walk up to her all GC and sauve and the first thing out of my mouth to her would be “Damn look at them Tiddys!!! I’d be rockin them thangs like crazy.
I’m talkin bout suckin on those twinz like some neckbones that was sitting in Collard Greens.

On the real…. You know it would probably take me about 15 minutes of kicking it to her before I even looked up at her face.
But when I did I’d probably bust out my Rambo knife and try to defend myself  again this Fuggin Sasquatch.

Fellas don’t act like I’m the only one who Fugged a chick cuz she had crazy T&A and a busted face.
And Ladies don’t act like you ain’t neva Fugged an ugly grizzly ass dude because you heard or though he was packin a crazy ass Willy Wonka.

My condolences for those women who stayed with and are still with that grizzly ass ugly dude [with all your girlfriends be making fun of you] just for some good Willy Wonka.

I know Kokonut is gonna be all over me for this but you do realize that this is a West Indian Club right? (I’m not saying they are Jamaican. I’m just saying there are some Jamaican folks up in this Shyt. And you know there’s some Haitians and Trinidadians in the mix).

This party had to be Fuggin Stankin.
I can promise you that this place smelled like Guinness Stout, fried bologna, old mayonnaise, fried cod fish, wet dog, the planet Uranus, someone’s anus and an upper lip after a Dirty Sanchez.

I mean this club probably smelled like a sandwich that you lost 3 months ago and then found it yesterday on the back shelf in the fridge.

I mean this party had to smell like highly enriched weapons grade uranium.
I mean this party had to smell like that guy in the empty subway car.

Lastly…

There sooooo much wrong with this picture my brain is freezing.

OMG…she needed to leave her GUT at the coat check or something.
Did she just have a baby? Not like last year …I mean like 12 minutes before this pic was taken.

WTF is that on her eyes?

She looks just like that muppet

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