Thursday, July 16, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Whitney Houston was spotted in London looking much better than in her “Where’s Bobbi?” Crack smoking days the past.

And check out the new Album Cover:

New Rumor: Katt Williams has filed for Bankruptcy

Damn you mean to tell me that Whitney & Bobby can smoke 80 Million in crack and not go broke, but Katt can’t smoke weed to not go broke.
Maybe he just forgot which bank he put his money in…that happens you know.

Our favorite “Young & The Restless” star Victoria Rowell  was married in a small ceremony and Sam L Jackson gave her away.

I’ve seen her many times walking up the upper west side near Columbia University on Broadway
(Never spoke to her…no offense.. she wasn’t famous enough, lol)

Best Wishes to her.. here’s some rehearsal foolery (looks like she’s got mad Rhythm!!)

Frankie’s gotta man ya’ll.
Awwww they look so Ignant together….how sweet!!

Who told Frankie these circa 1999 Prince sleeves were A-OK to rock in ‘09?
Are those shades dude is wearing from Forever21 or Rainbow?
Yoooooo…my great grandmoms had that very same wig she’s rockin!

Hey Mango folks may start to get the wrong impression and think all Atlanta Black folks act a fool.

Dame Dash has a hot new ride to get around NYC:

Queen Latifah has been spotted in Brooklyn, working on the set of her new film Just Wright.

Guess who else has been spotted in Brooklyn…it’s Common…I wonder why though?

I’ve got it… they’re in the same movie

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Thursday, July 16, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

That’s Michael Steele’s new slogan to get people to join the republican party.

That and the fact that he said  I’ve got the fried chicken and potato salad makes me cringe.

This guy tries tooo hard to act Black. He seems to think that acting Black means to act hood.
I’ll be the first to admit that Black folks damn near have a monopoly on acting Hood.
But to act Hood isn’t acting Black..it’s just acting Ignant.

And if he says another Hip-Hop term like Bling…Bling again I WILL STAB him in the neck with a Spork!

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Thursday, July 16, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

It seems that a factory worker has discovered a new way to die…

By Falling into a VAT of Chocolate.

Soooooooo…….a chocolate Mu Fugga dies in chocolate tub. I can’t even make Shyt like this up folks.

Yeah…Yeah…you’ve told me a million times already…. I’m going to Hell for this one!

(video not working for FFox users, it’s displayed as a white box but works fine for IE users…sorry)

CAMDEN, N.J. - A man who prayed for a job for weeks dies in a tragic accident at a chocolate factory in Camden, N.J.
Police were called to a warehouse and manufacturing facility on the 700 block of North 36th Street around 10:45 a.m. Wednesday for a report of a man who had fallen into hot chocolate.The Camden County prosecutor’s office identified the victim as 29-year-old Vincent Smith II of Camden. He was a temporary worker at the Cocoa Services Inc. plant.Smith was loading chunks of raw chocolate into a melting tank, but he slipped and fell into the tank.Co-workers shut off the valve and tried to reach him, but failed.The moral of this story is that you dumb asses that are running around praying for Shyt like crazy need to stop.
White Jesus is busy catering to me and doesn’t need your ignant ass prayers distracting him
You dumb asses that are praying for Shyt like extra biscuits, husband/boyfriend, or a car need to beware.

Cuz your dumb ass is like to to choke to death on that extra biscuit, get beat to death by hubby, or drive that car off a fuggin cliff.

I know this is a sad time for the family but, WTF is up with his relative with the huge ass shades asking I need to know what happened?
His ass died in chocolate that’s what happened…what part wasn’t you clear about.
He FELL. The end. Can I help your ignant ass with any other questions?

Damn dude wasn’t even getting benefits cuz he was temp. Shyt if I can die at some Shyt I’m at least getting life insurance from them and overtime.

Let’s be real for a second….Anyone else think that this dude ain’t fall and actually jumped his big ass in to eat the chocolate.
(Yeah…Yeah.. Imma burn in hell, you sound like a broken record …for the younger generation or a scratched CD)

But in any case I’m not eating chocolate for fear of find little niblets of this dude in my snickers bar.

This guy tried to jump in and save him…

He gets mad props for trying to save dude.

But unlike Thickcrust… I ain’t eating any melted chocolate that touched this guy.

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Thursday, July 16, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

So you think you can dance?

After watching this…The answer will be NO, you can’t dance.
Because this Mu Fugger gots S-O-U-L….

Now  Dance I say…Dance!

The crazy part is that Tomur’s moms is just chillin…
knitting Thickcrust a super special “I love you” sweater while her son is BA-RAKE-ING!

Dude is going off with the hammerdance and she’s soooo used to
her son and Thickcrust dancing their narrow asses all over the house she ignores the Foolery going on all around her.

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