Friday, July 17, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

ATL stand up.

Even in jail troubled rapper (who is the proclaimed King of the South) T.I.P.
has given his main shawty the gift that all women love for her Bday.

No Not Birthday Sex…..Yep, diamonds and a Fuggin lot of them.

Even though I can’t stand Tiny’s voice she seems like a hood chick with smarts a.k.a the lady hustla.
She seems to hold it down for TI no matter what and will knock the fugg out a Bytch that doesn’t know their place as the side chick.

Damn what more can a dude want….she’s a keeper in my book except for her voice, but I can fix that with a damn spork in her vocal cords.

I guess TI was down on one knee as he sent this from lockup…I don’t even want to know what else was goin on while he was down there.

Peep  the nails ladies…Wow she’s holding TI down on her nails…nice.

Step your nail game up ladies, lol.
You can’t rock that busted hands look forever.

Then to go along with the ring..a lil something for her neck.

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Thursday, July 16, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Whitney Houston was spotted in London looking much better than in her “Where’s Bobbi?” Crack smoking days the past.

And check out the new Album Cover:

New Rumor: Katt Williams has filed for Bankruptcy

Damn you mean to tell me that Whitney & Bobby can smoke 80 Million in crack and not go broke, but Katt can’t smoke weed to not go broke.
Maybe he just forgot which bank he put his money in…that happens you know.

Our favorite “Young & The Restless” star Victoria Rowell  was married in a small ceremony and Sam L Jackson gave her away.

I’ve seen her many times walking up the upper west side near Columbia University on Broadway
(Never spoke to her…no offense.. she wasn’t famous enough, lol)

Best Wishes to her.. here’s some rehearsal foolery (looks like she’s got mad Rhythm!!)

Frankie’s gotta man ya’ll.
Awwww they look so Ignant together….how sweet!!

Who told Frankie these circa 1999 Prince sleeves were A-OK to rock in ‘09?
Are those shades dude is wearing from Forever21 or Rainbow?
Yoooooo…my great grandmoms had that very same wig she’s rockin!

Hey Mango folks may start to get the wrong impression and think all Atlanta Black folks act a fool.

Dame Dash has a hot new ride to get around NYC:

Queen Latifah has been spotted in Brooklyn, working on the set of her new film Just Wright.

Guess who else has been spotted in Brooklyn…it’s Common…I wonder why though?

I’ve got it… they’re in the same movie

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Wednesday, July 15, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

When I was in NY (I’m not gonna front) I used to listen to Wendy.
And I’m still a fan of her radio show.

But listening to her and watching her are two different ass things.
I mean her TV show to me was a train wreck and a half of awkward moments, massive weaves, overly huge breasts in tight blouses and stilettos that she could hardly walk in.

Here’s a pic from her TVshow launch party

(Personally she’s not my type. I wouldn’t hit her with a brick)

Believe me I’m all for a little of any of what I just named but she went wayyyy overboard with all of it and at the same time.
Her show almost was on E or Bravo or one of those dumb ass channels but ended up on Fox for the Pilot and was not picked up again.
And now is on CoonTV BET (what a surprise).

But in any event, Congrats to another Black woman who is doing her thing…

Hey Wendy…
“How U Doin’ ?”

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Wednesday, July 15, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Who makes your list of celebs that are overrated?

Here’s my Top 5:
1. Kendra

This chick isn’t even hot.
I mean seriously she was born deformed…she has no ass at all.
Even if you close your eyes and pretended it’s still not there.
Have you heard a more annoying laugh?
That Shyt would drive me crazy…and try to stab her in the neck with a fuggin spork.
True that slutty chicks are always the most popular but she ain’t even slutty.
Lets be real she only did Hef.
Not Hef and his whole crew…so why is she always in the news.

2. Drake

First it was reported that he signed with Weezy for 4 mil and turned down a 2 Mil deal with another label.
So you tryna tell me without dropping an album he is getting Nas money
(yes I know Nas sucks ever since he sold his soul for cash to JayZ and joined his label).

Even though Nas sucks he’s still like 9 albums deep so his deal with DefJam was for about 4 to 5 mil.

Why is everyone riding this dude’s sacks?
I mean I rock that best I ever had song but it ain’t like the hottest song I’ve ever heard.
At least when Mase was coming on to BadBoy he was on like 10 remixes and was getting paid lovely before he dropped an album.
This dude hasn’t shown me much of anything other than his barber is tight with the clippers.
3. Brooke Hoagan

Fellas…Just because she’s a blonde with decent size tits please stop making her the second coming of Angelina Jolie cuz she aint.
And why does she think she can sing?

Please White Jesus make her stop doing covers of good songs and mixtape remixes with Black rappers.
There’s nothing a Black Rapper loves more than a blonde, its like crack to them and is irresistible.
Because you know one of them Fuggers is gonna get her preggers and then….
Whatchu gonna do when the old ass feeble Hulkamania comes for U???
4. The Dream and Christina Milian

In Vibe’s last final issue he’s got her more than half neked in the damn mag.
I love a redbone like the next dude
No amount of help from the Dream or AudioTone or 2Pac remixes will help her upcoming album.
I’m sick of seeing pics of these two all over the internet.
It was cool at first but now…. lets wrap it up.
Plus she’s not even remotely hot.

5. You can’t call these fools celebs but overrated yes.
They make my list simply because some people actually think these folks are real journalists.

If Fox news was around at key moments in history it would look something like this:

(The Civil War)

(The Revolutionary War)

(Ancient Greece)

Here’s some of the requirements you need to work for fox:

Mental retardation
Raised by the Clan
Morally Bankrupt
Social Outcast
Picked on in school and forced to give someone your lunch or lunch money daily
Journalism School dropout
Ignant as all Hell
Lost virginity by paying a woman in cash
Parents were 1st cousins

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Monday, July 13, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Mario and Sean Garret was spotted out and about in ATL this weekend.

Word on the street is that Mario was in town to see his new boo Mango.

Mango… don’t have me knock the Fugg out of Mario!!
(Um..I’m not gonna do it now….I mean like after I’ve had time to it the gym cuz dude has been bulking up over the past 6 months).

Hey Mario…Why you tryna break up a happy home huh?

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Monday, July 13, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Here Michael is looking over old home vidz MJJ was a crazy cool dude who loved his friends and family.

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Monday, July 13, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Here’s a quick recap of this past weekend:

Ex-106 & Park host Free attended the Battle For The Crown Artist Showcase at M2 in NYC.

Looks like the rock she was hiding under did some damage to her face.
And I’m just guessing she didn’t have time to do anything with her hair.

JD was there on the 1’s and 2’s as a guest DJ
(Damn he hasn’t been spotted with Janet in months I guess it’s a wrap)

So Jon and Kate is a wrap. And you know what that means…
Jumpoff Time!!

Meet Jon’s 23 year old Shawty

participated in the PepsiMax Bullrun 2009 event in New York City this weekend.

Kellwood Co., one of the largest apparel manufacturers in the U.S., could be forced to file for bankruptcy soon, after it failed to reach an agreement with its bondholders, people familiar with the matter said.

The St. Louis-based company, which employs roughly 2,000 people and owns such popular clothing brands as Phat Farm, Sag Harbor and Vince, was taken private in February 2008 by buyout firm Sun Capital Partners for $542 million.

Alonza Moorning had his Summer Groove festival in Miami and here’s a few notable celebs who attended.

Old Ass DefJam Music guy Kevin Liles and his new young ass fiance Ericka Jones.

(I guess the only way to stay recession free for some ladies these days is to hook up with someone with money)

Gabrielle Union and possibly her Shawty newly divorced DWade (disregard the groupie love he’s getting)

We haven’t seen A. Houston in a while NY folks (thank the Lawd especially on the Knicks)

It’s a wrap…DAG and his wife are splitsville
Best line of the day….

“Me NO love you long time..”

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Friday, July 10, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

He’s slated to co-star in NCIS: Los Angeles

Harry Potter premiered last night at Lincoln Square and a few stars were spotted:

Ashanti looked hotter than lava.

Vanessa Williams looked damn good too, for a MILF  Cougar.

but her daughter looked less likely to have a stroke during sex better.

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Friday, July 10, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

I know my female readers love this guy so I thought I’d give you a heads up on his cover.

Idris Elba is covering the August issue of Essence magazine.

Also

Wendy Williams was surprised yesterday by Manhattan Borough President Scott M. Stringer–
He dedicated July 13 as Wendy Williams Commemorative Day.

Latifah was spotted heading into the studio on appear on the David Letterman Show

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Friday, July 10, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

After smoking crack as a mayor I would say…..NOPE.

He didn’t even have enough self respect to get hooked on Cocaine.
He went out with a $5 rocks of crack.

Imagine seeing this paper on your newsstands

(Why do both these idiots look like they are posing for a greencard photo)

Hell at least he kicked you out somewhere where you could catch a flight home.

And before I get all types of hate comments be easy its just jokes.

I’m just saying the woman WAS Marion Barry’s girlfriend.
You gotta be a lil fucked up in the head (no pun intended…nah Fuggit it was intended) to date a crackhead.

Here’s how it probably went down….

They are in his car in Denver driving, Dude pull over on the side of the highway for some quickie type of Shyt.
She starts up with it, rubbin dude’s sacks and all when he starts looking like he’s getting excited.

She jumps up and starts that nonesense (Black women you know ya’ll be doing this…), ” Nah…Uhh. You almost came in my mouth” No more…that’s enough.

Next thing you know dude is all wound up and kicked her out.

I’m not saying it’s right. But you can see how Shyt could have escalated!

But seriously, she was fine and dandy with the relationship and giving dude the goodies when he put her down for a $20,000 job (probably off the books, IRS get on that and get off of my back).
She was all on a dude’s dyck then, but when the money dried up it was a wrap.
She played dude but then got mad when he started to flip on her.

I feel sorry for neither of them.

Read the whole store here with audio calls from Barry that sound like he’s on the same stuff as Keyshia Cole’s mom Frankie.

Speaking of on that stuff…

Whitney’s album is said to still be coming out in Sept. and she ’s been keeping a really low profile.
She hasn’t been spotted picking up crack from her usual dealers in a while maybe this means she’s cleaned up.

She didn’t look too wild at the airport with Bobbi last week…keep up the good work Whitney.

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Friday, July 10, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Gary Coleman and his wife Shannon

Maybe it’s me but just looking at this Bytch I can tell she’s a little touched in the head.
She looks like the type of chick that will wake up in the middle of the night and stab a Negro just cuz the voices or White Jesus or the Devil told her too. (and then if it was the Devil she’ll thumb you in your eye)

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Friday, July 10, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Rumor is that due to her last album going double copper and her alleged split from her management team ROCNation; she’s been dropped from Epic Records.

She is still currently on Epic’s website so this story is still a rumor until it’s been confirmed by enough of my sources which has not happened as of yet.

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Friday, July 10, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Tiny, Toya from BET reality show and Sheree from the real housewives of ATL were all spotted having lunch at Twist at Phipps.

Ain’t Sheree broke? Then why the Fugg is she out spending money?
She should be laying in a homeless shelter conserving her energy trying to make it until her once a day mealtime.
Why do her feet look like Gorilla Hands?

Is it just me but  why do I want to stab Tiny (TI’s wife) in the vocal cords with a poison dart every time she speaks!
Her voice is soooo damn annoying, I mean even more than Neicy Nash.
And why do 2 folks go out to eat and then both go and get on the phone and talk to other people the entire time?

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Thursday, July 9, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Here’s a pic of Keyshia and Monica from the BET awards.

Is it me or have we seen legs like these somewhere before?

….could have alter egos as members of the Incredibles?

Look at those skinny legs the resemblance in uncanny!!

Mariah has a new music vid coming out called Obsessed from her new album due out shortly.
Folks seem to think that it’s a stab at Eminem, take a look for yourself.

I had these pics in the archives and for got to post it.

When speaking of Mariah,  you just can’t help but wonder about the question…
does she have a boob job? You tell me…

Cuz if she hasn’t she needs to start to bottle up the Tit grow formula and sell it to chicks.

More….

Rihanna was spotted back in NYC once again,
but this time looking rather tasty.

You decide if she gets a thumbs up for this outfit.

Normally I’m not a fan of this chick since she suffers from the “Tyra Bank’s Forehead”  but in that outfit I’d beat it bad.
I’d get it crackin….I’m talkin toe suckin and all.

Oh No wait…DAMN….not beat it like Chris Brown beat it, I mean…like Fuggin beat it.
Now that that’s clear I’ll continue…

Oh yeah.. I almost forgot, Ri Ri was giving folks an eyeful in a dress recently.

Yes she actually had on Pasties.

I haven’t seen any dumb whore-ish Shyt like that since….since…

DAMN Ri Ri??
That’s not a good look when you are starting to get compared to Lil’ Kim!!

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Thursday, July 9, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

There were a few celebs out.
Sad part is I bet none of these folks had every been to the Library before.

It took Belvedere Vodka to get rappers into a Library.

Jay looked ragged as usual (what is he like 45 now?)

B Brown - Dude seriously put that scabby tongue back in your mouth and shut it.

Nas - that Jesus piece around your neck is looking rather anorexic wouldn’t ya say…

Bobby - Get the Fugg off of that stage with your old ass.

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Thursday, July 9, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

UPDATE…

This has been confirmed by her publicist as false and she will be appearing at Great Adventures NJ to perform as scheduled.

The latest thing to hit the streets over the past 24 hrs has been the buzz about Mz Raven Symone.

Raven and Jussie

The rumor is that she has bad a baby in an ATL hospital and the pops is Jussie Smollett.

Lily

Another rumor is that Jussie has lots of sugar in his tank….Damn Raven is that the best you could do?
And from the looks of that pic above and the fact that five of my teeth ache when I look at it.. the rumor could very well be true.

Mango…I need an update what’s the word on the streets over there??

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Thursday, July 9, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Halle has been taking up some fun in the sun with the family.

Now that’s just cute.

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Thursday, July 9, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Beyonce was spotted in Central Park

And Serena was heading into the Ed Sullivan Theater to do Letterman

Damn she makes a pair of jeans look like a blessing from White Jesus.
Ahh I see she switched up the shoes and put on the red bottoms for the show.

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Wednesday, July 8, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Of course the party was sponsored by Ciroc and SeanJohn featured acrobatic entertainment by the pool

Let’s see who was spotted at the party:

The Wayans Bros

Diana Ross’ kids were there Tracee Ellis Ross and Evan Ross

Seriously that boy is no where close to straight.
Thank the lawd Diana isn’t getting custody of MJJ’s kids.

Busta is doing it real big with two of the finest honeys I’ve seen.
Julissa and Denyce Lawton

Elise Neal get’s an A for having the twins out on front street but an F on the shoes
(I wanted a grade lower than F…is there such a thing as an F+?)

Her feet look like they wear mauled by a grizzly bear.
Does she have 7 toes on each foot?

The chick with the french name I can’t pronounce was there also
Garcelle

Lil Kim arrived to show off her half a dress.

Mel B

Neicy Nash with those lips I love, too bad the sound of her voice makes me want to commit suicide.

Mariah and that lil kid she married

Cassie

Kim Porter

Chris Brown and Tyrese

Chris Brown and Diddy

Meagan  was spotted looking sexy as ever

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Wednesday, July 8, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

CBreezy was spotted wearing this new chain.

(click on image below for a larger view)

The chain was made by Jason of Beverly Hillsand took over 200 hours to complete.

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