Friday, July 17, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

This Shyt is in my Ignant Activity files because if you’re Black and named Kunta Kente….you have no business killing another Black dude….especially one with an ignant ass Black name like Deolondis.

I mean if it was some random white guy at least you could use the excuse of “Hey..I was watching Roots and just lost control”. Hey Plumpdumpling can you ask Kamram if there’s such a thing as the “Roots Defense”?

The moral of this story is: that Mu Fuggin Kunta can run…whole damn police dept couldn’t catch his ass.
I think they should chop off his damn foot for running….but hey that’s just my opinion.

Here’s the story….

A man accused of waiting outside a Mooretown convenience store for a man to exit and gunning him down as others looked on, surrendered Wednesday evening, authorities said.

Surveillance footage at the C&C Liquor and Grocery in the 5100 block of Broadway Avenue captured Deolondis Johnson, 21, being shot at least twice in the upper torso just before 9 a.m. Wednesday, Shreveport police said.

He was pronounced dead at LSU Hospital in Shreveport shortly afterward.

After running from police all day, Kunta Kente Green, 23, of the 4800 block of Kennedy Street, turned himself in to police about 7:30 p.m. Wednesday, according to Shreveport police Cpl. Bill Goodin.

Green, who was booked into Shreveport City Jail on one count of second-degree murder, “stated that he committed the offense of murder in the second degree on the deceased victim,” Shreveport City Jail online booking records state. He is being held on a $250,000 bond.

Investigators said they believe the shooting is an escalation of an encounter between Johnson and a group of people, which included Green, on Tuesday night.

An hourslong standoff at Green’s residence that morning proved fruitless when Shreveport Police Department’s Special Response Team stormed the house but could not locate the suspect.

At about 3:30 p.m. — a few hours after police called off the standoff — Green’s house somehow caught fire, destroying 15 percent of the structure, according to the Shreveport Fire Department.

“Based upon my years of experience, there appeared to be multiple points of origin,” Chief Fred Sanders, assistant to the fire chief, said of the fire. He added that a K-9 indicated that it detected the presence of hydrocarbons, which are found in most liquid accelerants, Sanders said.

However, fire investigators had not determined the cause of the fire as of Wednesday night.

“We’re treating it as a crime scene,” Shreveport police Sgt. Carl Taylor said, noting that, again, no one was discovered inside.

Henry Calhoun was sitting outside a nearby pay laundry with friends when he heard three gunshots.

“I didn’t see anyone,” the 53-year-old said. “We all started running for cover. At the time we didn’t know where the shots were coming from. They were loud and were knew they were close. I was making sure I didn’t get shot.”

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Monday, July 13, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Ok, I know some folks are gonna say I’m on that Shyt again.
but seriously I made my first skin bleaching appointment for next week.

And………………………………………………………Go:

• So none of you dudes are remotely straight huh?
• I guess Coonery, Shuckin’, Jivin’ and  TomFoolery is cool to today’s Black youth…
• I’m thinking MickeyD’s should change the golden arches to a rainbow
• This is yet another reason why I don’t go to church
• Riddle: Why does it take women so long to realize that guy they have been dating is actually a gay singing buffoon
• I think the 400 pound cameraman caught the Holy Ghost and started shouting half way through the song
• I seriously doubt this Shyt will win an American Music Award

I’m thinking MickeyD’s is starting to become racist in a way so I called up my boy whose an investigator to look into this Shyt and he uncovered some shocking info…

He loves chicken way too damn much…and if he whips out a slice of watermelon Imma have to pop a cap in his coon ass.

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Friday, July 10, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

After smoking crack as a mayor I would say…..NOPE.

He didn’t even have enough self respect to get hooked on Cocaine.
He went out with a $5 rocks of crack.

Imagine seeing this paper on your newsstands

(Why do both these idiots look like they are posing for a greencard photo)

Hell at least he kicked you out somewhere where you could catch a flight home.

And before I get all types of hate comments be easy its just jokes.

I’m just saying the woman WAS Marion Barry’s girlfriend.
You gotta be a lil fucked up in the head (no pun intended…nah Fuggit it was intended) to date a crackhead.

Here’s how it probably went down….

They are in his car in Denver driving, Dude pull over on the side of the highway for some quickie type of Shyt.
She starts up with it, rubbin dude’s sacks and all when he starts looking like he’s getting excited.

She jumps up and starts that nonesense (Black women you know ya’ll be doing this…), ” Nah…Uhh. You almost came in my mouth” No more…that’s enough.

Next thing you know dude is all wound up and kicked her out.

I’m not saying it’s right. But you can see how Shyt could have escalated!

But seriously, she was fine and dandy with the relationship and giving dude the goodies when he put her down for a $20,000 job (probably off the books, IRS get on that and get off of my back).
She was all on a dude’s dyck then, but when the money dried up it was a wrap.
She played dude but then got mad when he started to flip on her.

I feel sorry for neither of them.

Read the whole store here with audio calls from Barry that sound like he’s on the same stuff as Keyshia Cole’s mom Frankie.

Speaking of on that stuff…

Whitney’s album is said to still be coming out in Sept. and she ’s been keeping a really low profile.
She hasn’t been spotted picking up crack from her usual dealers in a while maybe this means she’s cleaned up.

She didn’t look too wild at the airport with Bobbi last week…keep up the good work Whitney.

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Friday, July 10, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Office Jesus

Hawk Jones - SuperCop

Don’t Jump Into a shallow Pool face first!!

Michael Jackson returns….Thank you White Jesus!!!

OMG!!!! Music beef has started again…Thank you White Jesus, because Rap was getting tired!!!
The Game takes his first official on the record shots at JayZ!!!

At a performance in Madrid the game says, “I feel like….FUGG JayZ….that old Ass Ni99a!!”.
Then he went after Beyonce by saying, “Ain’t no Pu$$y like hers…just ask the Mavericks, Cowboys, Rockets and the Spurs.
Wow.. He literally said Bey been whoring around with every single TX sports star. Then rapped to the DOA beat. Saying wave JayZ old ass goodbye.

Lots of cussin on this so it may not be safe for work if you don’t have headphones.

I really think I’m going to start bleaching my skin like MJ, cuz I’m really through with Ignant Negroes (which seems in abundance more then Fuggin Evah)
I may need to start a new category called Shyt that makes me want to be White.
And this would top the Fuggin list!
Just please sit back and watch this dumb ass make a Coon out of himself.

This vid clip looks like some BET type of cribs Shyt but my boy Daniel Tosh made a response to this that is HILARIOUS!!!
A MUST SEE!
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Folks are getting all crazy over a pic of Barack in Italy helping a young lady up some stairs.
The pic gives the impression that he was checking this chick out but it’s not true.
He was just helpig her up some steps.

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Wednesday, July 8, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Recently signed to the Lakers asshole, Ron Artest
(I went to high school with him and I actually know him, so yes I am sure he’s an asshole)
released this tribute song for MJJ.

I must warn you that this shit hops off the train tracks of reality and zips into a parallel universe of insanity.
After listening to this Shyt you too will think this Mu Fugger is a bit “touched”.
Not the Della Reese touched by an angel type of Shyt, I mean touched as in riding that short yellow bus while wearing that padded helmet to prevent him from busting his head against the window type of touched.

And ……………………………………..Go

• How the Fugg to you start a song for anyone but 2Pac with ….You My Ni9999aaaaahhhh!!!!
• So…none of your friends smacked you in the back of your damn head when you  came up with this idea huh?
• Dude your rhyming skillz suck so bad a Ghost writer couldn’t help you
• So…..exactly how much weed did you smoke before thinking this dumb Shyt up
• Dude your rhyming skillz suck so bad you need a Holy Ghost writer to help you…I mean you need a Ghost that’s been physically touched by White Jesus!!
• Be honest dude, you wasn’t smoking regular weed. It had to be like some crazy type of purple haze or some Kush wasn’t it

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Tuesday, July 7, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

I can’t even Fuggin blink without ya’ll doing some dumb Shyt!
White Jesus please…please make this Shyt stop.

We can’t really be this Ignant as a people.
This is straight Fuggin Dumb Ass Behavior.

This story takes place in New Mexico in which two brothers didn’t want to clean their room and got smart with their pops, then jumped him.

Nah man this story ain’t over yet….Soooo how old do you think these highly intelligent Black men were?

Believe it or not they were 22 & 29 years old.
But Wait the Fuggin story ain’t over…

Now in order to stop his grown ass kids from jumping him; the pops bust out his revolver and let off a round or two.

Every time I pray that it can’t get any worse; ya’ll just shatter that damn hope.
What?? You said you don’t believe me…Here’s the news clip

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And……………………………………..GO

• Were these Mu Fuggers retarded or something and needed some assisted living type of Shyt cuz at 22 and 29 these Ni99as should have been out their parents house by now
• You would think 2 grown ass guys could Fuggin make up the bunk beds, put up their G.I.Joes and pick up their nasty stink ass clothes from in the middle of the floor
• And to the pops…WTF?? You missed!!!  I love my child but if she was living in my house at 29 (which would only happen if I lived in the twilight zone) and tried to jump me with her crew; I’d put a cap up in that ass. Let’s call it self defense.

Read the story below:

Police said a 71-year-old New Mexico man fired a gun when his two adult sons refused to clean the stove.
On Monday evening, police say the father, Sammy Shannon, pulled a .38 revolver and fired at his sons after an argument about chores.

Shannon doesn’t dispute that he fired the gun. He says it’s his form of discipline. The father says all he asked of his 22 and 29-year-old sons, who live with their parents, was to do their chores.

“They didn’t want to, so they got smart,” Shannon said.

That’s when things got physical.

“Both of them jumped on me, they knocked me down, got my arm all swolled up,” he said.

A police report says the sons jumped Shannon after he hit one of them. Then the men pinned their father down until their mother ordered them to let him up.Shannon says he then decided to use his own brand of discipline. “I’ll even it up! I went and got my gun,” he said.

Shannon admits he fired his .38, but says he didn’t aim it at his sons and would never actually shoot them.

His sons told police they didn’t see where their father was shooting,they just started running when he started pointing the gun their way.

Shannon says his kids can still live with him, but they have to follow his rules.

“I can’t feed you every day, every night, take you where you want to go, send you to college and just come here, lay up and play video games all day,” he said.

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Thursday, July 2, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Now in a story like this in which Two Mu Fuggers get stabbed, One Mu Fugger gets hit in the head with a baseball bat and then somehow mace gets used all over a Fuggin broken mop can only be listed in the category of Ignant Negro Activity!!!

 
(please tell me why Naomi Campbell needs platforms for baseball)

Story Below:

DAYTON, Ohio — Police said an argument over a broken mop left two people stabbed and a teen beaten with a baseball bat.

The incident happened around 1:30 p.m. Tuesday at the Western Manor Apartments on James H. McGee Boulevard in Dayton.
Officers are trying to determine what led to the stabbings and who is responsible.

They said they do know that a broken mop led to the melee.Lt. Bob Chabali said, “The best we can figure is that a mutual fray occurred over a broken mop last night sometime.”

The mop was apparently so important that it led to the woman who lives in Apartment D to head to her neighbor’s apartment and things got a little heated.

Chabali said, “It escalated into adult from Apartment D to stab a juvenile in Apartment C.”Police said the teen’s mother struck back and stabbed the woman from the other apartment. However, the melee did not end there.“Somewhere in there, another juvenile was hit over the head with a baseball bat,” Chabali said.

Police said one of the teens was busy spraying Mace on everybody. A crowd eventually gathered to watch the melee as it spread outside, where the women apparently tore each other’s hair out, police said.

[News Source]

And……………………………….Go

• Was this a solid platinum mop studded with diamonds?
• Why doesn’t Shyt like this ever happen with White folks from Park Slope in Brooklyn?
• The article says that things got a little heated?? WTF! 2 folks got stabbed over a mop…that was a Fuggin Ruckus!!
  I’ve seen less violence at Wrestlemania…a mutual fray my ass!
• Being that these folks were Black I get the feeling it was a $4 mop from Wal-Mart that jumped off this whole Coonery nonsense
• I don’t even want to know how slow a person’s reflexes have to be to get knocked in the head with a bat…its not like Derek Jeter was swinging the Shyt!
• I’m thinking the Bytches who got their hair pulled out can go to where that salon beatdown happened, cuz I’m sure the owner should be an expert in stitching hair back in by now
• Negroes….Please resist the urge to bash a Mu Fuggers head in for anything that costs under the amount of $19.99

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Thursday, July 2, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

I wonder what this 2 year old was doing before he lit up?
I will boycott Mr. Chow and PF Chang if this 2 yr old was having sex!!
I support 2 yr olds smoking and drinking but not having sex (does that make me a Republican?)

I know I will sometimes light up a cig when I’m tipsy like a Mu Fugga or if I “beat it up” real good
with one or more of the ladies in Mike Lowrey’s Fans Club.
(Don’t get it twisted…I’ll smoke some of that purple green anytime, lol)

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Tuesday, June 30, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

I don’t go to strip clubs too often usually only when women that I know have asked me to take them.
I’m not the type of guy that likes to go window shopping if you know what I mean.

Let’s be clear fellas…no matter what you see on Rap Videos: There’s no Sex In The Champagne Room!!

Well recently Young Jeezy was spotted ballin’ it up at a strip club with a huge entourage of people.

Here’s Jeezy trading in about $1000 for a brick…

Puffing away on a Black and Tan

Damn no one else in his crew had money??

Then Ray J was filming a music vid at a strip club recently but I guess he could only afford about 200 in singles.

It also seems that she was short a few hot girls for the vid so he asked DJ Kay Slay and rapper Papoose to bring some ex stripping hotties.

Shawty in white is killin it, a pure silver dolla

But you gotta admit most strippers could be gold medal Olympic gymnasts if they weren’t addicted to single dollars.
You know that you’re Mike Lowrey “Wifey Material” if you can do this in 4 inch heels and a G-String.

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Tuesday, June 30, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

As the King of the Jungle;
I don’t fear nor do I have problems with any of the cats in my family.

Soon as jump up out my bed and turn my swag on
other Lions, Tigers and Cheetahs come running.

And don’t get me started on Cougars. I love some Hot Ass Cougars,
matter of fact I get hit on constantly by them out here in TX.

But if I go to a club and see these Mu Fuggers from this video…I’m pouring gasoline all around that club and lighting that Shyt on FIRE!

Then I’ll need Frasier to talk me down from up off a ledge somewhere.

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Monday, June 29, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Be careful…Or you just could get a foot in your ass or worse, stabbed in the neck.

Sophie, what’s up with Negroes in FL?

NORTH LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP) - Florida officials say one passenger chased another down the aisle of a county bus during a fight over news of Michael Jackson’s death.

The Broward County Sheriff’s Office says 54-year-old Henry Wideman was released Saturday on $5,000 bond on a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. A phone number for him rang unanswered.

According to a release from the sheriff’s office, 60-year-old James Kiernan announced news of the pop singer’s death on a bus Thursday night. The driver, who wasn’t identified, said Jackson should have been jailed long ago.

The sheriff’s office says Wideman got angry when Kiernan responded that the world just lost a great musical talent.

Wideman allegedly shouted profanities and threats at Kiernan and chased him with a knife. Kiernan wasn’t hurt.

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Friday, June 26, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

It’s just a coincidence that I’m blogging about another church issue.
I could probably write about it every day because I’m sure there’s no shortage of church buffoonery out there in cyberspace.

In this vid a guy named Bro. Frankie is jamming to music during offering and breaks into something that I can only imagine slaves used to do.

I need the Mu Fugga to go to the last church I blogged about and get the gayness exorcised out of his fruity ass.

He’s so fruity that he could be a member of that purple church on Rockaway Ave.

Here he is in another one…

WTF!
Did I see this Mu Fugga just Stop..Drop..and Lock it??

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Thursday, June 25, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Here we go again. A Church holds a homosexual exorcism.

It seems every single day I’m seeing some dumb church Shyt going on.
Doesn’t matter how many times you graduated from or have degrees from some theological school, and it doesn’t matter that you been going to church for 80 years now.

What I have discovered that fugged up folks go to fugged up churches that have fugged up members so they can all live happily fugged up after!

The sad part is this; these folks actually think they are doing right. They are so right that they won’t defend their actions when the TV reporter asks them questions. They just run and hide.

They believe what they doing is and what they saying what the Lawd wants.
Hey church folks ya listening…Fugg dat the Lawd will tell me what he wants, no interpreter needed keep your opinions to yourself.

Now these church folks who prob ain’t livin right themselves and have no problem with it are trying to tell another person they ain’t livin right.
This young 16 year old boy has had this exorcism performed 2 other times..Yes this is the 3rd time. This young boy is confused enough without having this Shyt done to him.

Now don’t take this as Mike Lowrey approving of all this Down Low Brotha Shyt running around but I’m a firm believer that unless you are harming someone live your fuggin life. If a dudes wanna be all gay…let them, it’s their right.

And if ladies want to be with other ladies and Mike Lowrey (at the same time of course) well Shyt… that’s just how I spend my Friday nights!

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Thursday, June 25, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

I take lots of pride in being Black, but at times it gets extremely hard when dumb as Negroes to some Shyt like this.

I mean he got 2 points for wearing his hair a bit decent and wearing a suit, but then he lost 245 points for everything after he opened his damn mouth.

This scene takes place in the Louisiana State House Chamber.
And starting at the 1 minute mark, (if you look  in the upper right) you can see a woman’s leg and she’s bopping along to the song.

Personally I think LA should now be kicked out of the United States for this.

From now on I may just say I’m Dominican if this Shyt keeps happening.

Hey Adam I haven’t forgotten about your post, I’m still gonna come at you soon, lol
If you haven’t seen it yet check it out.

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Friday, June 19, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

I could have sworn that I told you Mutha Fuggers about this dumb ass Ignant Ass Negro Behavior with pictures.
Matter of fact I just checked my blog AND I DID TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THIS SHYT!!!

I make you this promise folks if you don’t stop I will continue to put you on BLAST!

I’ve seen plenty of Ignant Ass Shyt in my life but I really think this is the worse…seriously.

And…………………………GO:

1. I thought I pleaded with you big girls to stop that big ass belt under your tits Shyt!
2. This is what I’m talking about ladies…I’m into Love. but at some point DRAW THE FUGGIN LINE! (and that line is prison)
3. Is that a collect call?
4. Isn’t throwing up gang signs what got your dumb ass in jail to begin with?
5. Fellas don’t you rememba when you had to have game or be handsome to get a girl. What happened to those days?
6. Why is this mutha fugga’s nose all pressed against the window hard like he’s window shopping at Bloomingdale’s?
7. Seriously..why did this Chick get all glamorous for this visit? I mean her hair and nails are done (I guess fugged up is a hairstyle these days..probably started by that chick that got Fugged up in the hair salon from my post ealier this week).
8. Is that a new sweater from Lane Bryant?
9. I think she could hide much more than a file in her bra (like an AR-15, grenade launcher or this dude’s 12 kids by 7 different Mommas).
10. Oh My Gawd!!! Bert’s in Jail!!! He finally went to jail for butt raping Ernie all these years.

Next Up…

To My Big Girlz…you know this Bytch went tooo damn far.

And………………………………….GO:

•  WHY LAWD….WHY????
• My Eyes are Fuggin Bleeding!!!
• This chick has more lumps than that hair salon chick did after that fight
• If this chick is a genie then get back in the bottle so I can throw that Mutha Fugga into the sea
• Looks like some unlucky negro pick up a 40 bottle, rubbed it, and out popped this collection of lumps, weave and unfortunate decisions
• What??? No Belt under her Tits?
• Now where did I leave my drink….Ah I got i…It was under one of her rolls.
• Wasn’t she one of the wrestlers from G.L.O.W.?

Next…

And………………………………………GO:

• So…..nobody that you know tried to stop you from going out the house like that huh? Then I guess you need new friends!
• Why is her old ass at an 18 and up club anyway….I see that pink band on your arm.
• Where the Fugg does her hairline begin?
• It could just be me but why does it look like her tits are angry at each other and are having a fight?
• Are her Nipples made of Velcro? Because that’s the reason I can think of that her tits hasn’t popped out yet.
• Is it me or does this chick have the skinniest arms in the world, reminds me of a longer version of the arms from that dinosaur from “Meet the Robinsons”

Next…

And………………………………………..GO:

• Honestly….I’ve got nothing, I’m not even gonna play myself and act brand new.
• I know I should be putting these humongous in the ass chicks on Blast (cuz that’s just what I do) but on the real these chicks wouldn’t find themselves kicked out MY bed, shyt.
• I’m just saying…  they might not get a call back, but they can audition.
• Ahh it feels good to be a man. We are such simple creatures.
• I’ll let you guys tell me whats wrong with these chicks that couldn’t be solved with a paper bag or the lights turned ALL the way off. Including that little one in the fridge.
• I mean they are really far from cute so there won’t be any chilling and egg cooking in the mornin, they would need to leave right after that nut went off.

Vid Time:

To switch it up a bit to get myself out of rant mode I included the best video Shyt you have ever seen!

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Wednesday, June 17, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

I know that all of you in the age of the Internet are all happy and hype to put photos and Shyt on your facebook page.
But clearly we need to set some guidelines, since you all are having trouble distinguishing what should or shouldn’t be uploaded.

Here’s an example of what shouldn’t be loaded on your page:

Lets run down my list of Shyt that’s wrong in this pic….

1. Poo Poo Head!!! Seriously. Who thinks being called Poo Poo head is cute??
   I mean I had to stop talking to a chick I know because she called herself Chok Pooh. Pooh was too damn close to Poo and she was a really dark chick, like almost purple.
   So I stopped talking to her (stop complaining she did it to herself by wanting me to call her Pooh).
2. Why is there a big ass garbage can and nasty ass buckets all up in your picture.
   I think you ladies live in a dirty ass house if you can’t find a place to
   put that Shyt out of the way so you can take a photo.
3. Chick on the right?? WTF is your shirt trying to say…I need a translator!
   Or at least a lotto form so I can get these numbers in before 7pm in case they hit tonight.
   10-11-40 is that your high school locker combination or the age of your kids?
4. Where Rocks Are Born??? Are you trying to tell us you were born in
   a volcanic eruption or under the Earth’s crust?

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Sunday, June 14, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

To Mike’s Special Fan Club Ladies:
I know that getting all sexy for Mike Lowrey is very time consuming and expensive.
So I just wanted to say that I appreciate all the time you spend at hair and nail salons and the money you spend shoe and lingerie shopping.

I’m grateful for all that you ladies do just to make BigDaddy happy.
Please remember that “You gotta look Hot…to be ranked Mike’s #1 Next Chick”.

Right now I need to holla at those ladies who aren’t on Mike’s radar.
The women that I am not even remotely interested in, because you aren’t up to my level.
I’m talking bout those chicks with scrub ass boyfriends who they are stuck with and are always arguing with the other chicks that he deals with.
(not you Plumpdumpling, I know your Boo is a on his way to being a great lawyer by the way ask him to brush up on criminal/corporate law in case I gotta call you at 4am from Central Booking after getting busted for filming an Adult Movie without the proper permits)

To those ladies, Please let this video be a learning experience for you.

OAKLAND — Police are investigating a May 5 assault on a hair stylist that was recorded on video and posted to YouTube.

The video, which has since been taken off the YouTube Web site and has not been released by police, shows a group of women kicking and beating the stylist in a salon on the 2000 block of MacArthur Boulevard, police said.

When you deal with crusty ass dudes other chick or other baby mama drama will occur…

Here’s the Full 6 minute Vid Beatdown!!! (UPDATE: just like I said the vid below was removed 5 hrs after I posted)

I was able to find it again here but I’m sure by 9am they will have removed it again but it’s worth a try:

Personally I’m surprised there aren’t many more whooping ass whoopings in Black beauty salons. I mean, you’ve got all the ingredients necessary for a gourmet ass whooping to happen:

•   a bunch of women in one place
•   a bunch of Black women in one place talking shyt.
•   a bunch of black women waiting around unnecessarily.

It was only a matter of time for this shyt to pop off.

Am I wrong for wanting to watch this vid for the following reasons:

• To see some Thong or G-String action as these chicks were fighting?
• To see a tit pop out during the may lay?
• To just want to see some chick get her ass beat?

Watching this brings up a very good question…
Why can’t most women ever just shut the Fu#k up sometimes?
Why do most of ya’ll gotta have the last Fu#kin word no matter the situation??

I mean lets be real it’s not like this chick was even fighting back (apparently she doesn’t train at the same gym as Sugar Ray Leonard).
What was she doing? Screaming and getting in these chick’s faces and prolonging the beatdown!
It may be me… but Screaming at chicks who want to beat the Shyt out of you may not be the best idea she’s ever had in her life!

The fu#ked up part is that the shades to the shop were open while the beatdown was doing on and Mutha Fuggers were just window shopping on the beating.
Grown ass men could have stepped up and stopped the Ignant activity but no they peeked in and kept it moving….just sad.

I mean this Shyt is not funny and I don’t condone this type of reckless Ignant Negro Behavior at all; especially when it’s over an Ignant ass Negro who probavbly is 30+ and doesn’t even have a job (working at the Super-mart doesn’t count as a career move) but on the other hand this Shyt is really funny.

Be real folks… she got the weave ripped right out of her head,
then the chick threw it at her.

And then the chick in the red pants was doing
some Tae-Bo type dropkicks to her forehead.

At 3:40 in the video the chick is yelling at her attacker you didn’t have to jump on me like that and the attacker is saying Bytch shut up!
Just before that Im pretty positive I see the person whose hair she was working on walk off and hide in a back room! WTF?
If I was that chick I wouldn’t even finish her hair after the beatdown; I’d tell the person don’t come back to my shop since you couldn’t help me.

I was feeling sorry for her until around 5:05 when she says to the attacker after getting in front of a dude.. yeah I talk about him, cuz he was messing with my friends! A total contradiction to what she was saying with a fist in her face.

Then as the chicks are trying to leave she starts them back up with that screaming at them Shyt!!
At this point I was yelling at the screen, “Bytch For the Love of the Lawd Shut UP”!!

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Saturday, June 13, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Ladies if you are in the club and taking pictures:

PLEASE go to the bathroom and look in the mirror first!

Check Yo’Self Before You Wreck Yo’Self….

Can someone turn off that Mutha Fu#kin A/C?
Must be cold as Shyt in there.

Anyone else notice that this chick’s tits are as big as the heads of her friends?

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Friday, June 12, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Happy Friday ya’ll.

I though it would be best to kick off the weekend with a blast!

For those of you with fat nasty boyfriends or husbands,,,then you probably won’t find this funny.

[UTube Vid Sophie]

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Friday, June 5, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Did I tell you folks that I saw Kirk Franklin on Tuesday?
Yeah I was picking up my moms who flew in for 10 days and he was at the pickup curb waiting for his taxi.
He looked the same as on TV…like a short gay boxer. He was about 5 foot 2 and left a trail of sweetness everywhere he went.

But now on to the topic at hand….These stupid asses need to get sprayed with 25 bullets from an AR-15.

First up this dude goes and rob a bank and then posts about it on his Myspace Page!

Joseph Wade Northington, 27, of Roanoke, Va., pleaded guilty Thursday in a Columbia, S.C., federal court to using a firearm during a violent crime.

On January 20, during a visit to North Augusta, S.C. Northington allegedly robbed the Security Federal Bank there of $3,924. After he returned to Virginia, the man with whom he stayed during the visit allegedly recognized Northington in surveillance photos shown on television and notified authorities.

Investigators learned that Northington, who had a gunshot scar on his face, used MySpace, and accessed his page. There they found that he had posted a message mentioning the robbery: “One in the head still ain’t dead!!!!!! On tha run for robbin a bank Love all of yall.”

Nine days later, Northington was arrested in Virginia.

Northington is now facing a fine of $250,000 and imprisonment for a minimum of seven years and a maximum of life. By Thursday, Northington’s MySpace page was still up with the status reading “Wanted.”

Considering how he kept his MySpace status up to date, it’s going to be very difficult for Northington’s attorney to defend him. I just wonder how he’s going to survive in a prison where the access to the Internet is limited, if available at all.

Next

A woman who gets caught shoplifting throws a baby a security guards to get away.

MEMPHIS, Tenn. — Police have charged a woman who they say used a child car seat with a 2-month-old infant inside to hit a Wal-Mart employee.

Detective Monique Martin said in a news release Monday that Camilla Fields of Memphis, Tenn., was charged with felony child abuse and neglect and assault. Police did not know if she had an attorney.

A police report from the Wednesday incident says Fields was carrying the car seat when she was confronted by a security guard about shoplifting.

Police say Fields threw the seat and ran away, causing the baby to land face down on the pavement. A paramedic treated the baby until the child regained consciousness.

The other woman pictured above is the child’s mother who was charged with child neglect.

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