Tuesday, March 24, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

I woke up this morning at 5am and decided to start up with my usual (no not porn, it was breakfast and tea) .

So after that I busted out the laundry and threw the dishes in the dishwasher.
Then I cleaned up the kitchen, floors and throw the trash out.
After that I looked out the front window, there was no question that the front lawn was outta control.

So what does that mean…

I cranked up the mower, and got to work.
Even though I need to get busy with landscaping
(planting some flower beds and getting the lawn back to plush green status)
after 30 min the front lawn front looked halfway decent again;
at least the truck was looking all shiny lol.

After that comes feeding the fish in the pond (greedy ass Koi fish).
They act like they’ve never eaten before each time I feel them.

Then I had the joy of cleaning the two pool filters.
I saved the job of actually cleaning the pool and testing the water for another day.

To have more fun I sprayed the front & back area with insecticide and weed killer where needed.
Saturday morning was sooooooo fun.

To finish off Sat night right, I went to the club to sip on some Ciroc.

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Monday, March 23, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Aight I had to take a week off to get my mind back in the zone.
But ya boy is b-b-b-back!

Just as a reminder Amira has been doing her NY tour for the past week as she’s been on spring break and will be back in the TeX tomorrow.

Sure was nice not having to yell at anyone for the past week.
I’m sure that it will all come to an end about 15 minutes after she walks through the door.

Nah nothing really about Bill Cosby but I did see that the porn industry was interested in making a film based off of the show.
Imagine that the XXX version of the Cosby Show, lol.
Here’s a pic of the cast

I don’t know about you but if I was the fake Bill wearing an old played out Coogi Sweater I’d try to smack that ass of the fake Mrs Cosby too because by the way he looks I bet you this cross eyed fool hasn’t been able to get some action in years.

But seriously porn industry come on! I could care less that you want to make a Cosby Show Porno, Hell the idea isn’t even original (I think Lisa Bonet came up with the idea first).

My beef is that you could have found much hotter black folks that I’d actually may want to see naked, I don’t want to see any of these folks buck ass naked having sex. I’d probably hurl due to their lack of sexiness. Stevie Wonder probably wouldn’t even listen to the movie, because he could listen to this and tell the folks in it are U-G-L-Y. Geez I wouldn’t hit that Mrs. Cosby woman with a baseball bat even if that bat had a condom on it.

New  Purchases:

Although I have two laser printers already, the need for color kept coming up.
So this pretty mutha (shut your mouth) was picked up:

Inket printer, Scanner, Fax, Copier
Hot Right! Plus it has the built in Card Slots (arrow #1)
And built in wireless! I can print from anywhere in the house. (arrow #2)

And now I get an UNlimited amount of pure water delivered.
Gotta have that clean pure drinking water so I got the unlimited deal.
Some folks use it in the office, I got it at the Palace.
If I didn’t have the hot water module with the child safety tab; I just wouldn’t be pimpin’
I plan on having Xzibit come by and pimp it out with TVs and spinning rimms.

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Friday, March 13, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Mo’ Berry

Mo’ Berry

Mo’ Berry

Yup another Blackberry

New Black Berry Storm:

How many BlackBerry devices does Mike actually have?

Yeah 5 now…
(how did my Jesus piece get in the photo?)

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Wednesday, March 11, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

This is how I do it up in the 214 (that means Dallas).
I went down to see the suck ass Mav’s play at the American Airlines Arena

Suck ass, old ass Jason Kidd.
Dumb ass dude beating on his wife
(you don’t beat up on a hot chick like that)

Half Time Show… America’s Got Talent Finalists

Flipping a chick in the air, it was a good performance
(Is it just the guy in me that thinks the two dudes just like looking up her skirt?)

Now the best part of the game..

Cheerleaders!
(Thank the Lord for making little tight ass shorts)

Then came the most horrific thing I’ve ever seen!

A giant chili came out of nowhere and crushed 200 people to death.

After seeing the huge Chili crushing folks I had the strangest
urge to go to Chili’s for some food and a few drinks.

After grubbing at Chili’s it was time to hit up a balcony suite at the
W Hotel overlooking the AA Arena.

I took these photos from the hotel:

Luxury Condo’s

Sweet View from the Suite: (AA arena )

After that it was time to hit the penthouse floor to
party at Ghostbar the rest of the evening.

Damn being me is hard work…but somebody has to do it.

Mike’s Quote:

I have the hunger of a Lion, I’m that Champion
Don’t mistake it for arrogance…
I’m tryna’ take this to the top; like my name is Rocky
I’m focused, I go hard
I’m livin’ to the fullest, then I go even harder…
This is my swagger!

Till next post, later.

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Sunday, February 8, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

I just realized that I forgot to post about it.
The state fair takes place every fall and isn’t the most exciting
event in the world but its fun enough.

Welcome to the Fair:

I get a lot of complaints that I don’t post enough pics
of Mike Lowrey so here’s one.
(ladies you can right click on the pic to save it,
then set it as your desktop background image)

In the car show pavillion here’s the engine of a ford F250 truck.

I’m giving Ford a break by not suing them,
’cause I copyrighted the term “Power Stroke” years ago
when I created one of my signature baby makin’ moves.

I also met Thickcrust’s Twin Brother there

There’s a ton of pics for me to look through and I’ll post a part2
with more photos.

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Monday, January 19, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

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Thursday, December 25, 2008 by Mike Lowrey.

when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,

In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,

(I tried to get a picture of Amira sleeping in bed but at 4am she
was pretending to sleep and I was too tired from wrapping gift to
stay up any longer)

While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads.
And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap.

Ok, that’s enough  of the poem.

This post was written at 4am but it’s on a delay so by the time you
read this, “Merry Christmas” would be in order.

With a few of Santa’s cookies eaten
(Amira’s note to Santa is sooooo cute
It almost makes me forget the other 364 days of her not listening)

And the gifts for Amira all wrapped
(I’m sure thereonly like 6 gifts under the tree that isn’t for her)

Here at 4am (before I head to bed)
Mike Lowrey raises his glass of Courvoisier to…

Wish you and your family the very best this Christmas.

(Damn I’m really tired…but i still look good..Damn I’m good)

Merry Christmas everyone…stay safe & happy this Holiday Season.

Damn that Courvoisier hit the spot…I’m ready for bed now.

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Monday, December 22, 2008 by Mike Lowrey.

The ghost popped in to scare his girlfriend and his friend, but things went wrong, lol

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Thursday, December 18, 2008 by Mike Lowrey.

This was a bit funny so I had to put it on the blog.
(A ghost is trying to scare a woman)

I’ll post a new episode of this on Monday’s Blog so check back for it…
(A new episode will be published every Monday for
the next 8 weeks after that so keep hitting my blog for more)

Poster of the day…(McCain 08′)

Dead Texas Dude of the day…
(He might be alive but I wasn’t really that curious)

Smurf of the Day…

Best non X rated Pictures I’ve taken with my camera…

One more Comix:

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Monday, November 10, 2008 by Mike Lowrey.

I didn’t head over to an election watch party and decided to stay home & watch the results. I did make a stop at the store for some treats for the night.

If that wasn’t enough I felt the need for mimosas

A Black President…wow! 2Pac would be soooooo proud!

Throw your O’s in the air baby…

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Monday, September 29, 2008 by Mike Lowrey.

I’m really starting to get used to this warm weather thing in the fall, I think it was about 91 today.

SO you ask, “What does this Texan do on his Sundays?”

Basically I watched my Sunday morning political shows and then around noon decided to throw some Omaha Filet Mignon steaks & beef burgers on the grill. Yeah I said it BEEF!  No turkey, soy or tofu burgers for this manly man. Yeah Vegans hate me now (not to be confused with Las Vegans cuz I love vegas totally) .

Amira (at the speed of light) ran to change into her bathing suit as soon as she saw me open the grill. I turned on the home theater system (has an ipod connector) and turned on the wireless speaker for the pool area and played some tunes.

After I finished grilling I joined Tarsha & Amira for the very first dip into the pool after its $5,000 renovation. After 2 hours of cooling off & pretending like I can swim I had to get out the pool for a few glasses of Bermuda Rum & watch the afternoon football games.

That’s how Mike Lowery does it on a Sunday!

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