Monday, June 22, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

…or Mr. Fix-It.

As summertime heat rolls in, I can honestly say that I got 99 Problems, But A Bytch Ain’t One!

So I decided to start getting the backyard together and put up a gazebo.

It had mad parts, lol

But before I started putting anything together I needed to clean my deck, then weatherproof the deck with Thompson’s Water Seal.

Now that deck is ready time for the fun stuff

Here’s a close up of the corner:

And then the finished product:

Now I’m looking for a table, benches  and carpet to complete the interior design.
I’ll post pics when that part is completed.

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Monday, March 23, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Aight I had to take a week off to get my mind back in the zone.
But ya boy is b-b-b-back!

Just as a reminder Amira has been doing her NY tour for the past week as she’s been on spring break and will be back in the TeX tomorrow.

Sure was nice not having to yell at anyone for the past week.
I’m sure that it will all come to an end about 15 minutes after she walks through the door.

Nah nothing really about Bill Cosby but I did see that the porn industry was interested in making a film based off of the show.
Imagine that the XXX version of the Cosby Show, lol.
Here’s a pic of the cast

I don’t know about you but if I was the fake Bill wearing an old played out Coogi Sweater I’d try to smack that ass of the fake Mrs Cosby too because by the way he looks I bet you this cross eyed fool hasn’t been able to get some action in years.

But seriously porn industry come on! I could care less that you want to make a Cosby Show Porno, Hell the idea isn’t even original (I think Lisa Bonet came up with the idea first).

My beef is that you could have found much hotter black folks that I’d actually may want to see naked, I don’t want to see any of these folks buck ass naked having sex. I’d probably hurl due to their lack of sexiness. Stevie Wonder probably wouldn’t even listen to the movie, because he could listen to this and tell the folks in it are U-G-L-Y. Geez I wouldn’t hit that Mrs. Cosby woman with a baseball bat even if that bat had a condom on it.

New  Purchases:

Although I have two laser printers already, the need for color kept coming up.
So this pretty mutha (shut your mouth) was picked up:

Inket printer, Scanner, Fax, Copier
Hot Right! Plus it has the built in Card Slots (arrow #1)
And built in wireless! I can print from anywhere in the house. (arrow #2)

And now I get an UNlimited amount of pure water delivered.
Gotta have that clean pure drinking water so I got the unlimited deal.
Some folks use it in the office, I got it at the Palace.
If I didn’t have the hot water module with the child safety tab; I just wouldn’t be pimpin’
I plan on having Xzibit come by and pimp it out with TVs and spinning rimms.

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