Guess who’s back…

Wednesday, July 15, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

I’ve had my techs working on an issue that caused some users problems when posting comments.

They said it’s fixed (yah…right…sure; I believe you)

So if anyone encounters any issues please let a brother know.

Um….Isn’t that like the spookiest hat you have Evah seen!!!
But hey the IRS is on a brother’s back so I have to hire cheap techs… no matter what kind of hat they are wearing.

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Vibe mag no more…

Wednesday, July 1, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Raise your drink up and sip on that brown juice for VibeAs I pour a little Henny out into my fish pond for the passing of Vibe Magazine, I can’t help but remember all the great covers of Vibe.

Vibe magazine, the urban-music magazine founded in 1993 by Quincy Jones, is the latest victim of the media recession. Multiple sources both within and outside the magazine confirmed that it is shutting down.

Reached for comment, chief financial officer Angela Zucconi said, “We will be making a statement by the end of the day. That’s all I can say at this point.” She referred further questions to CEO Steve Aaron, who was not immediately available.

The Vibe has brought us great cover shots like these over the past years

UPDATE:

Quincy Jones just caught wind of the collapse of the magazine he started–VIBE.  And he’s not at all pleased with how things are going down.  He said in a statement to EbonyJet.com yesterday that he plans to get his iconic magazine back and keep it alive:

“They just messed my magazine all up, but I’m gonna get it back. You better believe it, I’mma take it online because print and all that stuff is over.”

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Your Pastor ain’t even tryna wait to get to heaven before he gets paid!

Wednesday, July 1, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Nah I didn’t drop dime on anyone (you know how I feel about most Black churches), the IRS kinda figured it out on their own.

I’ve been saying it for years that most Black churches have been anything but holy from the Pastor on down to the folks in the pews.
And don’t get me started on that Deacon Board!

Here’s some pics of Creflo Dollar’s Houses:

Other home

Tyler Media Services, estimated that Black Church revenue approached $17 billion in 2006.

One church, the Reverend Dollar’s World Changers, reported $69 million in 2006 income, according to the Atlanta Journal Constitution.

It seems the IRS is busy. I know Uncle Sam has been on a roll lately.
Hell I may have to pay 4,000 this month due to my recent audit, but now they have seemed to turn to Black churches.

Maybe it’s just my weird common sense but I’m not trying to hear any pastor Black or White if….

• You have a million dollar house (and that’s just your summer home)
• On Sundays you have to wrap up your sermon at a specific time in your first church so you have time to get to your other church to preach. (don’t forget getting paid twice), Jesus didn’t own 5 churches neither should you.
• If you drive up to church in your weekend Bently, custom ordered Maybach or a Navigator with the spinning rims. (Jesus’ mule didn’t have spinning rims neither should you)
•  You spent 1 million dollars on your wedding (nice move Juanita)
• You claim you don’t get money directly; it all goes to your ministry and your ministry pays you. (Um yeah… me & Jesus was born at night but not last night)
• You wear more diamonds than Sean Diddy Combs
• You ask folks to start a $50 or $20 offering line
• The church is your only source of income

Here’s a part of the article:

Mainstream politicians and Black community leaders are demanding a better accounting of the “return on investment” offered by churches to the communities that fund them. Meanwhile, legions of faithful churchgoers defend their pastors and accuse their detractors of applying a double standard that ignores wealthy, white televangelists, while underplaying the economic development and social service functions provided by the Black Church.

“The church has gotten caught up in materialism and greed, a lifestyle. Many ministers today want to live like celebrities and they want to be treated like celebrities. In other words, instead of the church standing with the community, the church has become self-serving. It has strayed away from its mission” according to Dr.Love Henry Whelchel, professor of church history at The Interdenominational Theological Center in Atlanta.

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The grim reaper was Mu Fuggin busy this week…

Monday, June 29, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Hopefully this was not due to Kokonut putting some bad JuJu or Roots on him because she purchased Kaboom and it didn’t work.

TAMPA, Fla. – Billy Mays, the burly, bearded television pitchman whose boisterous hawking of products such as Orange Glo and OxiClean made him a pop-culture icon, has died. He was 50.

Tampa police said Mays’ wife found him unresponsive Sunday morning. A fire rescue crew pronounced him dead at 7:45 a.m. It was not immediately clear how he died. He said he was hit on the head when an airplane he was on made a rough landing Saturday, and his wife, Deborah Mays, told investigators he didn’t feel well before he went to bed about 10 p.m. that night.

There were no signs of a break-in at the home, and investigators do not suspect foul play, said Lt. Brian Dugan of the Tampa Police Department, who wouldn’t answer questions about how Mays’ body was found because of the ongoing investigation. The coroner’s office expects to have an autopsy done by Monday afternoon.

“Although Billy lived a public life, we don’t anticipate making any public statements over the next couple of days,” Deborah Mays said in a statement Sunday. “Our family asks that you respect our privacy during these difficult times.”

Tempe-based U.S. Airways confirmed that Mays was among the passengers on a flight that made a rough landing on Saturday afternoon at Tampa International Airport, leaving debris on the runway after apparently blowing its front tires.

Folks if you get hit in the head no matter how small a bump get that Shyt checked out, it could save your life.

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Michael Jackson R.I.P.

Thursday, June 25, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

As I pour out some Hennessey in remembrance of Mike Jack.
(I probably shouldn’t be pouring it in my Koi fish pond but I figure my fish are Japanese and you know how those folks love MJJ so I figure they could use a drink too)
I thought about all the good times in my childhood that surrounded his music.

There was no greater force in music history.
Today we will realize
his place in world history.
He dared to be recognized,
and had fire deep in his eyes.

I thought about all the lip syncing to Beat It and trying to get my moonwalk down tight so I wouldn’t be embarrassed at the parties.

The only thing I can do tonight is…sip on this liquor, sit down at this laptop and post a memorial blog with pictures and lyrics from the music that has entertained millions of people for the past 40 years.

The Gloved One..

(Don’t Stop)

Keep On With The Force Don’t Stop
Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough …

(She’s out of my life)

And I Don’t Know Whether To Laugh Or Cry
I Don’t Know Whether To Live Or Die
And It Cuts Like A Knife
She’s Out Of My Life

(Rock with you)

I wanna rock with you (all night)
Dance you into day (sunlight)
I wanna rock with you (all night)
Were gonna rock the night away

(Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’)

Help Me Sing It, Ma Ma Se,
Ma Ma Sa, Ma Ma Coo Sa
Ma Ma Se, Ma Ma Sa,
Ma Ma Coo Sa

(The Girl Is Mine)

Because She’s Mine
The Doggone Girl Is Mine
Don’t Waste Your Time
Because The Doggone Girl Is Mine

(Beat It)

Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin’ How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn’t Matter Who’s Wrong Or Right
Just Beat It, Beat It

(Thriller)

‘Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one’s gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know it’s thriller, thriller night
You’re fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight

(Billie Jean)

Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
She’s Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One
But The Kid Is Not My Son

(Human Nature)

If they say -
Why, why, tell em that is human nature
Why, why, does he do me that way

(Pretty Young Thing)

I Want To Love You (P.Y.T.)
Pretty Young Thing
You Need Some Lovin’ (T.L.C.)
Tender Lovin’ Care
And I’ll Take You There

(The Lady In My Life)

And Baby Through The Years
Gonna Love You More Each Day
So I Promise You Tonight
That You’ll Always Be The Lady In My Life

(Bad)

Your Butt Is Mine
Gonna Take You Right
Just Show Your Face
In Broad Daylight
I’m Telling You
On How I Feel
Gonna Hurt Your Mind
Don’t Shoot To Kill
Come On, Come On,
Lay It On Me All Right…

(The way you make me feel)

The Way You Make Me Feel
You Really Turn Me On
You Knock Me Off Of My Feet
My Lonely Days Are Gone

(The Man in the Mirror)

I’m Gonna Make A Change,
For Once In My Life
It’s Gonna Feel Real Good,
Gonna Make A Difference
Gonna Make It Right…

(Smooth Criminal)

Annie Are You OK
So, Annie Are You OK
Are You OK, Annie
Annie Are You OK
So, Annie Are You OK

(You are Not Alone)

Another day has gone
I’m still all alone
How could this be
You’re not here with me
You never said goodbye
Someone tell me why
Did you have to go
And leave my world so cold

Here are a few desktop wallpapers that are cool.

Click on image and then right click on image and select save as desktop background

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Kazaa and Limewire MP3 downloaders beware!!!

Friday, June 19, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

 

The RIAA has been awarded $1.92 million in their lawsuit against a woman named Jammie Thomas-Rasset.
The jury found that she had willfully infringed on record labels’ copyrights after she downloaded and shared 24 songs on Kazaa.

So that works out to $80,000 in damages per song.

No one expects that the four major labels, all plaintiffs in the case, will collect the entire amount from Thomas-Rasset, a 32-year-old Brainerd, Minn., mother of four who testified during the retrial that her ex-boyfriend or sons, then 8 and 10, were most likely responsible for downloading and distributing the songs. Thomas-Rasset lost her previous trial in 2007 and was ordered to pay $222,000, only to achieve a now-pyrrhic victory when the court tossed the verdict because of a faulty jury instruction.

The RIAA’s Duckworth indicated after the verdict that the recording industry doesn’t intend to collect $1.92 million from Thomas-Rasset. “Since day one, we have been willing to settle this case and we remain willing to do so,” she said

Police: Man at Oklahoma City bus stop attacked for bologna and cheese sandwich

By Associated Press

9:13 PM EDT, June 18, 2009

OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) — A man in Oklahoma City said he was attacked for his bologna and cheese sandwich. Police say 24-year-old Roger Hamilton told them he was sitting on a bus station bench Wednesday, about to put mayonnaise on his sandwich, when another man began staring at him.

Hamilton told police that the man then punched him in the mouth and grabbed his sandwich and left.

Police said Hamilton has a swollen lip and his face was covered in blood. The police report listed the value of the sandwich at 76 cents.

Police have not found the attacker.

Now….

That’s what I call getting jacked!!!
You know what that reminds me of….

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Beatdown in a Beauty Shop??? (Look at this Vid cuz UTube is deleting it ASAP!!!)

Sunday, June 14, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

To Mike’s Special Fan Club Ladies:
I know that getting all sexy for Mike Lowrey is very time consuming and expensive.
So I just wanted to say that I appreciate all the time you spend at hair and nail salons and the money you spend shoe and lingerie shopping.

I’m grateful for all that you ladies do just to make BigDaddy happy.
Please remember that “You gotta look Hot…to be ranked Mike’s #1 Next Chick”.

Right now I need to holla at those ladies who aren’t on Mike’s radar.
The women that I am not even remotely interested in, because you aren’t up to my level.
I’m talking bout those chicks with scrub ass boyfriends who they are stuck with and are always arguing with the other chicks that he deals with.
(not you Plumpdumpling, I know your Boo is a on his way to being a great lawyer by the way ask him to brush up on criminal/corporate law in case I gotta call you at 4am from Central Booking after getting busted for filming an Adult Movie without the proper permits)

To those ladies, Please let this video be a learning experience for you.

OAKLAND — Police are investigating a May 5 assault on a hair stylist that was recorded on video and posted to YouTube.

The video, which has since been taken off the YouTube Web site and has not been released by police, shows a group of women kicking and beating the stylist in a salon on the 2000 block of MacArthur Boulevard, police said.

When you deal with crusty ass dudes other chick or other baby mama drama will occur…

Here’s the Full 6 minute Vid Beatdown!!! (UPDATE: just like I said the vid below was removed 5 hrs after I posted)

I was able to find it again here but I’m sure by 9am they will have removed it again but it’s worth a try:

Personally I’m surprised there aren’t many more whooping ass whoopings in Black beauty salons. I mean, you’ve got all the ingredients necessary for a gourmet ass whooping to happen:

•   a bunch of women in one place
•   a bunch of Black women in one place talking shyt.
•   a bunch of black women waiting around unnecessarily.

It was only a matter of time for this shyt to pop off.

Am I wrong for wanting to watch this vid for the following reasons:

• To see some Thong or G-String action as these chicks were fighting?
• To see a tit pop out during the may lay?
• To just want to see some chick get her ass beat?

Watching this brings up a very good question…
Why can’t most women ever just shut the Fu#k up sometimes?
Why do most of ya’ll gotta have the last Fu#kin word no matter the situation??

I mean lets be real it’s not like this chick was even fighting back (apparently she doesn’t train at the same gym as Sugar Ray Leonard).
What was she doing? Screaming and getting in these chick’s faces and prolonging the beatdown!
It may be me… but Screaming at chicks who want to beat the Shyt out of you may not be the best idea she’s ever had in her life!

The fu#ked up part is that the shades to the shop were open while the beatdown was doing on and Mutha Fuggers were just window shopping on the beating.
Grown ass men could have stepped up and stopped the Ignant activity but no they peeked in and kept it moving….just sad.

I mean this Shyt is not funny and I don’t condone this type of reckless Ignant Negro Behavior at all; especially when it’s over an Ignant ass Negro who probavbly is 30+ and doesn’t even have a job (working at the Super-mart doesn’t count as a career move) but on the other hand this Shyt is really funny.

Be real folks… she got the weave ripped right out of her head,
then the chick threw it at her.

And then the chick in the red pants was doing
some Tae-Bo type dropkicks to her forehead.

At 3:40 in the video the chick is yelling at her attacker you didn’t have to jump on me like that and the attacker is saying Bytch shut up!
Just before that Im pretty positive I see the person whose hair she was working on walk off and hide in a back room! WTF?
If I was that chick I wouldn’t even finish her hair after the beatdown; I’d tell the person don’t come back to my shop since you couldn’t help me.

I was feeling sorry for her until around 5:05 when she says to the attacker after getting in front of a dude.. yeah I talk about him, cuz he was messing with my friends! A total contradiction to what she was saying with a fist in her face.

Then as the chicks are trying to leave she starts them back up with that screaming at them Shyt!!
At this point I was yelling at the screen, “Bytch For the Love of the Lawd Shut UP”!!

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Facebook Problems?

Thursday, June 4, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Facebook may be losing ground among its older users, according to Inside Facebook.

Over the past few months, baby boomers joined the popular social networking site in droves, creating some inter-generational tensions in the process. From February and March, though, to April and May, that trend seems to have reversed. According to data that Facebook supplies to its advertisers, the 55-to-65-year-old age group’s activity has drastically declined over the past couple months (by 651,080, to be exact), making it the only demographic to experience an overall drop in numbers.

The data is not accompanied by any reasons why baby boomers are quitting, but Inside Facebook wonders if the over-55 set just hasn’t figured out how to use the real-time updates that were implemented on social network’s recent facelift. Then again, it could be all the phishing scams that have surfaced on the service lately. We think it might just be because half the time we try to send messages on social network, we get an error message telling us to log in again (very annoying), or any of a myriad of other reasons to quit Facebook.

While their parents seem to be fleeing Facebook, 18-to-25-year olds are spending more time on the site than ever. Since the end of March, nearly 2 million new members have joined up in that age bracket. The root of these developing Facebook trends? We’d bet that those Gen Y-ers, finding themselves unemployed and out of school, are aiming to waste some time and distract themselves. Meanwhile, we’d guess that their parents, in light of their companies’ tightening belts, are laying off the during-office-hours browsing.

This negro went too far…

Here’s the story:

Atlanta Falcons offensive lineman Quinn Ojinnaka is free on bond after being accused of fighting with his wife over his Facebook activity, police said Friday.

Ojinnaka, a fourth-year reserve drafted out of Syracuse in the fifth round of 2006, was charged with simple battery, said police spokesman David Schiralli in suburban Gwinnett County.

Police said Ojinnaka’s wife confronted him about contact with a female friend on Facebook. Police said he tossed her down some stairs and threw her out of their house in Suwanee late Tuesday.

Ojinnaka, who has started seven of 30 career games, told police his wife began the fight by attempting to stab him with a pen. Falcons spokesman Reggie Roberts said Friday that coach Mike Smith had talked with Ojinnaka, but the team would have no further comment.

Hey Ladies, Young Chicks, and to all my Honeys…. Take some advice from me y’all. Unless you’ve got a gun, Optimus Prime, or any of the assorted UFC Ultimate Fighter (just make sure it isn’t Kimbo Slice) at your side that is BIGGER than the mufugga you are tryna confront and talk shyt to, DO NOT roll up on that trunk neck negro with all that neck swirling and finger waving tryna check his ass about some facebook shyt.

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TLIF….(Thankya Lawd It’s Friday)

Friday, May 29, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

I love writing blog posts when I’m crunked..it’s makes blogging sooo much more fun.
Sure it’s hard to type when the monitor keeps moving but that’s part of the fun.

Lets get to it.

I found the website that is gonna lead me to the woman I’ll marry and spend the rest of my life with.
Check out where I’ve placed the arrows cuz I’m down for a chick from this site:

Yo yall. I’m done. I’m ready to retire my Jersey…(#23 of course since I’m the best that’s ever played the game).
Put my Jersey up, next to Jordan. But these Jesus Freaks are my kinda freaks…

If I get a chick whose down with this site. I’m set.  That’s what I’m talkin bout.
I wish I had a dolla for every time I said to a chick, “I’m tellin you the Lawd is cool with you getting anal”.

Let me find a chick that’s down with Fishnets, Heels, Thongs, G-Strings, BodyStockings, Donkey Punches and getting a Dirty Sanchez.
I swear I’ll never leave that chick!

That’s what’s up…I need a Real Jesus “Freak” in my life.
Holla at Mike if you’re out there..I’ll put it on ya!

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If you’re not White; don’t drive through Teneha, Texas…

Sunday, May 10, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

It seems that the good ol’ boys are back at it.
Roderick Daniels was traveling through East Texas in October 2007 when, he says, he was the victim of a highway robbery. The Tennessee man says he was ordered to pull his car over and surrender his jewelry and $8,500 in cash that he had with him to buy a new car.But Daniels couldn’t go to the police to report the incident. The men who stopped him were the police.

Daniels was stopped on U.S. Highway 59 outside Tenaha, near the Louisiana state line. Police said he was driving 37 mph in a 35 mph zone. They hauled him off to jail and threatened him with money-laundering charges — but offered to release him if he signed papers forfeiting his property.

“I actually thought this was a joke,” Daniels told CNN. But he signed.

“To be honest, I was five, six hundred miles from home,” he said. “I was petrified.

Now Daniels and other motorists who have been stopped by Tenaha police are part of a lawsuit seeking to end what plaintiff’s lawyer David Guillory calls a systematic fleecing of drivers passing through the town of about 1,000. Basically their Texan Pirates.

The sad part is that it is ALL LEGAL!!!!

Texas law allows police to confiscate drug money and other personal property they believe are used in the commission of a crime. If no charges are filed or the person is acquitted, the property has to be returned. But Guillory’s lawsuit states that Tenaha and surrounding Shelby County don’t bother to return much of what they confiscate.

Jennifer Boatright and Ron Henderson said they agreed to forfeit their property after Russell threatened to have their children taken away.

Like Daniels, the couple says they were carrying a large amount of cash — about $6,000 — to buy a car. When they were stopped in Tenaha in 2007, Boatright said, Russell came to the Tenaha police station to berate her and threaten to separate the family.

“I said, ‘If it’s the money you want, you can take it, if that’s what it takes to keep my children with me and not separate them from us. Take the money,’ ” she said.

The document Henderson signed, which bears Russell’s signature, states that in exchange for forfeiting the cash, “no criminal charges shall be filed … and our children shall not be turned over” to the state’s child protective services agency.

Guillory, who practices in nearby Nacogdoches, Texas, estimates authorities in Tenaha seized $3 million between 2006 and 2008, and in about 150 cases — virtually all of which involved African-American or Latino motorists — the seizures were improper.

Wow.

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NYC is now on Terror Alert Code “Red”!!!!

Wednesday, March 25, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

WTF is going on in NYC over the next few days that the Terror Alert has been raised to severe!!!

Is Bin Laden Back?

What has got NYC all worked up in a frenzy??

Could it be…

Yes….

Yes….

Could it be that Hova is back?

I need the people to scream… It’s Hovi Baby!

a.k.a.  Mike Lowrey
a.k.a. Yung Moolah
a.k.a. Captain Hook
a.k.a. Superman
a.k.a. BigDaddy

Paparazzi snapped this pic of ‘The Roc Boy’ hopping out of the back seat of an SUV driven by secret service as he headed into Air Force Two.

Sources say it’s possible that Air Force Two is headed for NYC and that’s the reason the Terror Alert has been raised!

You gotta admit; your boy is Stunning Like A Taser huh?

Stay Tuned…..

Click Here to read more about Hovi around Dallas!

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Web Sites that shouldn’t exist…. seriously!

Sunday, March 1, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Man Tape Website

The Man with Cans Support Website

The Man Bra Website…

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Man Laws….

Tuesday, February 10, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Jack you should print this out and tape it to your wall at home & in your cube at work!
(and put a copy in your wallet)

• Never call ya boy, and just sit on the phone, and also if you can avoid it,
  never call while you’re laying down in the bed or couch. Never fix your boy a plate,
  let that biyatch get his own ish….You not that dudes woman.
• Never call a dude after midnight, unless its a life or death emergency.
• A chick is not worth losing your job. Ain’t a woman alive that looks better than a paycheck.
• It doesn’t matter what the song says. Don’t fall in love with strippers.
  They don’t like you. They like your money.
  Their favorite days are paydays and income tax season.
• If you’re riding in the car with ya boy. Make sure both of your arms
  are NOT on the arm rest in the middle at the same time.
  You possibly could touch elbows or hands, and that would be gay.
• If you call your boy, and he doesn’t answer the phone,
  when he finally does answer, don’t get mad and start crying like a girl,
  talking bout “why you didn’t call me back, why didn’t you answer your phone”.
  (unless someone is hurt or dead, or you need him to make up a lie to
  tell your girlfriend where you was at last night.)
• Never call a woman by the nickname another dude gave her.
• Never have a 3-some with a woman and another man.
  There is a one penis per room rule. Cause If any part of his penis touches
  you or if he touches you at all, you must kill everyone in the room.
• If ya boy pass out drunk on you couch or floor, don’t be trying to take
  that dude’s shoes and clothes off, and putting covers on him and ish…
  Especially me, just leave my shoes and shit on. I’ll be good.
• If someone accuses you of doing something gay or being gay and
  your comeback line is “you’re just insecure with your sexuality.”
  You’re a fag.
• If your boys are over, by no means will you EVER put in a pr0n flick
  and be like “Aye yall peep this…” that would be gay and you would
  be immediately buried up to your neck in sand and stoned.

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Bleak Retail Economic Outlook!!!

Friday, January 23, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

In the Past 45 days…

Circuit City lays off 34,000
Microsoft lays off 5,000
Bose lays off 1,000
AMD lays off 1,000
Intel lays off 6,000
IBM/Lenovo lays off 2,500
Motorola lays off 4,000
Sony lays off 8,000
AT&T lays off 12,000

Sharper Image is also closing its doors shortly
so go on down for the sales.

So Who’s next?

Gap

Gap has seen a pretty large decrease in revenue this year &
has closed about 8-13% of its store.
Chapter 11 in 09′ Should  go under in 2010.

Starbucks

Starbucks has slashed hundreds of stores and
thousands of employees but no one is buying $5 coffee
so their revenue is still plunging.
Starbucks will file chapter 11 in 09′.

But where will I get a strawberry-frappa-mocha-swirl-
a-chino-latte, with 4% soy milk and a dash of cinnamon?

Lane Bryant

O.M.F.G. !!
Big Girlz across the country will be on suicide watch!!!

Nikia run down & buy everything you can, ’cause no
other stores would have your size.
(It will be hard as hell for you to find a clothing store
that has sizes 24+ or XXLLXXLXXLLXX)

Sears/Kmart Let’s be real no one is going out and buying new
ultra expensive items for their homes right now so Sears isn’t
doing well. To add to the bad news Sears owns Kmart and with just
a few Kmart stores still left it doesn’t look good for the once mighty
Sears, Roebuck & Co.

Sprint/Nextel

Sprint most likely will survive 2009 but it will be a close call.
They have been able to sell off parts of its business to stay afloat but
they are stuck with their crappy phones & push2talk which is hurting
business as people flock to the newer phones from att/verizon/tmo.

Zales

Most likely will close another 15% of its stores after closing 5% in ‘08.
They will most likely file for bankruptcy in ‘09.

Notable mentions to look out for in ‘09 financial trouble:

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Public Service Announcements….

Monday, January 19, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Can down south dudes please stop dancin’ around their
grandmomma’s good china and hopping out of pantry closets!!!

The whole Souljaboy thing was cool for a few days
but now its going too far. Is it me or is this the absolute
gayest Bullshit you have EVER seen!!!
(no disrespect to my gay peeps)

Dudes shaking their ass all over the place looking as
feminine as they want to be.
I bet some undercover down low brother started this dumb
dance craze.

Seriously as a lady (someone please tell me)
what would make you even say hello to a guy doing this dumbness:

Oh wait, I guess the ladies don’t mind because they are doing it to.
I’ve been at a club and 90% of the people on the dance floor were
running around dancing like this. I’ve seen 35 year old women that
are up in the club doing dances like “Duggie”, “Stanky Leg” or the
“Dirty Booty”

Is this why Black America has no hope. I need talking down.
Young folks would rather use their time learning how to
dance like idiot, then to pick up a book and learn something.

MLK would be tempted to put a cap in these folks…

Ok on to announcement #2

Being that the young guys these days aren’t even interested
in education or making a living….why are ladies getting pregnant
by these same guys??

Why are women that can barely hold a job, living
at home with parents allowed to have kids.
Please tell me.

Guys: If you can’t afford to pay a cel phone bill every month
why are you having kids.

Ladies: If your boyfriend or husband can’t
hold down a steady job other than McD’s or Key Food why
are you with him.

I’m not talking about a 19yr old guy
just starting out. I’m talking about husbands and boyfriends
that are over 25 and have been working at waffle house 7 years.

I said all of that to bring this point home:
Use a condom it doesn’t cost much.

Here’s my philosophy:

Now a moment for a commercial:
(I was down for the commercial, until the yellow balloon
changes the type of party it was)
Must be NYC balloons!

And in conclusion:

Happy MLK Day folks.

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