Wednesday, July 15, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Submitted by Alex Jones (The best IT Mgr ever… next to me of course):

(Click on image for larger size picture)

And you thought playing videogames was a waste of time! The guys over at MarioMarathon are currently holding a live session, playing through all of the main entries in the Mario series to raise money for charity. They began Monday morning with the original Super Mario Bros. and will continue throughout the weekend.

This is their second Mario Marathon. Last June they raised over $11,600 over a three day period, and they’re looking to top that this year.

You can watch the action live via webstream.
I am LOVING the Mario wall deco…A Must have for every game room!!!

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Saturday, July 11, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

because without it… My screen wouldn’t look like this:

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Tuesday, July 7, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

As of today GMail is no longer in Beta.

I’m not sure what that means but I’m just glad to no longer see the word Beta next to the logo

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Tuesday, July 7, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Wordpress has released this app in beta that allows you to blog directly from your BBerry.

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Tuesday, July 7, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

The new Nokia 3720 is.

You can be honest…wouldn’t you still drink the beer…I know. It’s ok.
There’s no price tag on this yet it but will be released in the next 30-60 days.

RD Folks, yes it’s ok to call Slocum up and tell him to buy this since he obviously has an issue with keeping his blackberry (now known as a dingleberry) secure while on the toilet.

This is your new watch James Bond…

With a price tag of $1,600 bucks it can be all yours… the official watchphone.
Complete with camera and MP3 player, I think it does everything but tells time.

My phone the Blackberry Storm has plenty of apps that can be purchased like BattleShip, lol

In other non tech news, these T-Shirts are selling like hot cakes

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Tuesday, July 7, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Just a little Tech Info:

And………………………………Go

• Why does Apolo Creed look like Lionel from the Jeffersons (not the 2nd Lionel either , I’m talking the original Lionel)
• I’m pretty damn positive these USB sticks are gay
• When did Rocky become Hispanic? Yellow Shorts..really..then he must Dominican or Puerto Rican
• Why does Mr. T. Look like Nelson Mandela
• Come on…we all know that Rocky’s USB connector should be much smaller than the two Brothas
• Why is Mr. T like 8 shades darker than Apolo, did they bake him longer
• This is BullShyt you know Black folks would have the new Air Yeezy’s on their feet not those generic Shyts

Next…

Have you seen the new Polaroid camera?

It has a built in inket printer so the picture can still come out instantly.
So no more shakin’ it like a Polaroid picture?? Damn..Damn..Damn!

Skanks all over the US will be disappointed.

Next…

The new Tmo HTC looks good but can any phone really work running a Windows OS?

And…

With Windows 7 less then 3 months away… is your PC ready?

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Monday, June 15, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

For those who are sick and tired of using the antique I call blackberry messenger…help is on the way.

• Avatar support — set your own avatar using the Camera or saved photo on your device (this is displayed locally as well as shown next to your Messenger name on your friend’s buddy list)
• GPS location integration — you can now set permissions so friends can always see your location, have to request it each time, or never can see it
• Proximity sensor — I’m guessing this will let you know if you’re within a certain distance of friends (pending, of course, you’re both set to share locations freely with each other)
• Set conversation subjects — this will allow you to organize your convos on the main Messenger screen and label them with subjects to keep track of all your conversations
• Homescreen support — you can pin/sticky actual Messenger contacts directly to the homescreen for easy access!

Hot or Not?  Let Mike Know.

Also just as an FYI:

Mark your calendars, Windows fans. Ballmer’s crew has just made the launch date for Windows 7 official:

October 22nd, 2009

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Sunday, June 14, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

At 12:01 a.m. EDT on Saturday, June 13, Facebook now allows you to be able to choose a username on a first-come, first-serve basis for your profile and the Facebook Pages that you administer by visiting www.facebook.com/username/. You’ll also see a notice on your home page with instructions for obtaining your username at that time.

Your new Facebook URL is like your personal destination, or home, on the Web. People can enter a Facebook username as a search term on Facebook or a popular search engine like Google, for example, which will make it much easier for people to find friends with common names.

I wonder if I can get in there and reserve all my nick names like; Mike Lowrey, BigDaddy, Chunky Kong, LongDik Danglin, Illbedamn, AllnYoMowf, etc….

For example:

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Saturday, May 16, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Here’s what they video game folks are planning…a new DJ Hero game and controller

Well…Well…Well

Another Marraige bites the dust. Last Month it was announced that Swizz Beatz and his wife of 4 years Mashonda were a wrap

I wonder what swizz is up to without wifey these days…

Oh Ok, I guess Swizz and A. Keys chillin in Miami is a coincidence, lol yeah ok.

Now onto Maxim’s Hot 100 Party, the celebs showed up and out for this one.

Gabrielle Union Looking Good (I still think her BFF Sanaa is hotter but I would give them both the business, preferably at the same.. you know how I do! )

But In a shocker the unthinkable happened at the party!!!!
Jamie Gunns arrived wearing the same exact dress.

How Tacky

Then Gabby was seen with Dana Rodriguez (Dana is killin those blue Manolo B’s)

Also spotted there was Cici, WTF is up with her and those R Kelly Braids??

Elise Neal showed up, we’re not sure why?

Lastly Lala, Basketball star Carmelo Anthony’s wife was there
(from RedHook, Brooklyn and folks from RedHook please stop lying, all ya’ll didn’t know Melo, he left RH when he was 8 for Baltimore so I doubt the entire projects knew him)

But anyway my question is Why does she always look like a Hot Mess??

Lala was also spotted in L.A. with Kim Kardashian and BFF Ciara

Damn, Kim K. has a mean shoe game!

What’s the nastiest 3some you can ever think of…
You got it right! Kanye, Alexis, and Madonn.
Alexis’ Ass is so phat Madanna couldn’t help herself.

Paparazzi snapped up Beyonce getting off of a fligh to LAX.
Damn that’s what’s up, rockin the 5 inch heels on a flight

To end off Chrisette Michele celebrated her album release at NYC’s M2 Ultra Lounge and also recieved an award at SESAC in NY this week.

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Friday, May 1, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

To go along with my other 4 full size laptops….

Take a look at my new netbook, I present the HP Mini 100

Ultra small & sleek Internet-centric, ultra-mobile laptop that weighs in at only 2.25 pounds with a 10.2 inch Brightview display.
It’s powered by an Intel Atom N270 1.6GHz processor, has 16GB for storage, webcam, Wi-Fi , and a cool onyx-toned “swirl” imprint design.

Just perfect for me ’cause you know I stay on the go…Hot ain’t it!

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Monday, March 23, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Aight I had to take a week off to get my mind back in the zone.
But ya boy is b-b-b-back!

Just as a reminder Amira has been doing her NY tour for the past week as she’s been on spring break and will be back in the TeX tomorrow.

Sure was nice not having to yell at anyone for the past week.
I’m sure that it will all come to an end about 15 minutes after she walks through the door.

Nah nothing really about Bill Cosby but I did see that the porn industry was interested in making a film based off of the show.
Imagine that the XXX version of the Cosby Show, lol.
Here’s a pic of the cast

I don’t know about you but if I was the fake Bill wearing an old played out Coogi Sweater I’d try to smack that ass of the fake Mrs Cosby too because by the way he looks I bet you this cross eyed fool hasn’t been able to get some action in years.

But seriously porn industry come on! I could care less that you want to make a Cosby Show Porno, Hell the idea isn’t even original (I think Lisa Bonet came up with the idea first).

My beef is that you could have found much hotter black folks that I’d actually may want to see naked, I don’t want to see any of these folks buck ass naked having sex. I’d probably hurl due to their lack of sexiness. Stevie Wonder probably wouldn’t even listen to the movie, because he could listen to this and tell the folks in it are U-G-L-Y. Geez I wouldn’t hit that Mrs. Cosby woman with a baseball bat even if that bat had a condom on it.

New  Purchases:

Although I have two laser printers already, the need for color kept coming up.
So this pretty mutha (shut your mouth) was picked up:

Inket printer, Scanner, Fax, Copier
Hot Right! Plus it has the built in Card Slots (arrow #1)
And built in wireless! I can print from anywhere in the house. (arrow #2)

And now I get an UNlimited amount of pure water delivered.
Gotta have that clean pure drinking water so I got the unlimited deal.
Some folks use it in the office, I got it at the Palace.
If I didn’t have the hot water module with the child safety tab; I just wouldn’t be pimpin’
I plan on having Xzibit come by and pimp it out with TVs and spinning rimms.

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Friday, March 13, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Mo’ Berry

Mo’ Berry

Mo’ Berry

Yup another Blackberry

New Black Berry Storm:

How many BlackBerry devices does Mike actually have?

Yeah 5 now…
(how did my Jesus piece get in the photo?)

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Friday, February 6, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

I can’t confirm or deny that I’m currently
or have ever been a pimp, playa, or hustler.

But…

If I was one of those titles named above and had many women across
the globe how would I keep up with so many women…

Easy I’d use software!

Once again I must stress the following:

• I can’t confirm or deny: That I’ve ever used this website
• I can’t confirm or deny: That I’ve ever been to this website
• I can’t confirm or deny: That I even know the url to this website
• I can’t confirm or deny: That I have an account with this website
• I can’t confirm or deny: That I have a platinum account with this website because of the number of women my account has listed
• I can’t confirm or deny: That I have so many in my account that the Feds have my BlackBerry tapped!

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Monday, January 26, 2009 by Mike Lowrey.

Is it Gucci….nah that’s too sweet for a brother
Is it LVuitton….nah that’s for those sugar substitute dudes…
…Sweet n’ (On the Down) Low!
I got the hot new Travel & Safety Authority approved:

Belkin FlyThru

So now I don’t have to take my laptop out of the bag when I travel.
The middle flips open and has clear covers so TSA folks see that its a laptop
and it can be scanned without issues.After it’s scanned you flip, zip and fly.

No more extra step going through security at the airport.

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Tuesday, December 30, 2008 by Mike Lowrey.

Some of the latest tech news that’s out today.
(Plus a tasty treat for Plumpdumplin whose
in Ohio with fam for the Holidays)

The latest in sewing machine technology:

(look at the hot LCD)

You too can be stylin’ with a refurbished new iPhone shhhhhhh,
only you will know how much you paid for it!

Too late the price jumped up $50 bucks since this morn!!

Plumpdumplin:
I totally forgot to mention this when I came from
Krispy Kreme the last time:

Thickcrust:

Please stop sending me pictures of yourself.
Dude I know you said you’re drinking milk & working out..

But I just don’t see it…plus my stomach can’t take much more!

Thickcrust:
Tell the whole crew that you will have a 2-3 week notice b4 I hit NYC
So make sure THo, THa, ESt, NSt,
TDa, JMa, RJo are ready to meet up for drinks.
I’ll see if I can get NCa.
And Dumplin shoot an email to BBo, LWe to come also.

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