This is your last chance. (choose a pill by clicking on it)
After this, there is no turning back.
You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.

Or….

You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I’ll show you just how deep the rabbit-hole goes

(Welcome to the next generation)

The choice is yours.
Don’t give your man a proper and healthy outlet and see what cho azz get.

By the looks of this chick no wonder dude was watchin porn.
He probably hadn’t touched her in 2 years…

Here’s Rachel Ferrara.
When the Wisconsin woman, 23, arrived home from work yesterday afternoon, she discovered her boyfriend “watching pornography on the TV and masturbating,” according to a La Crosse Police Department report.

Chagrined, Ferrara argued with Christopher Strabley, 24, called him a “fucking cheater,” and kicked him in the groin. Ferrara then allegedly grabbed a kitchen knife and stabbed Strabley in the abdomen. Strabley told cops that she then told him, “You deserve it,” while continuing to slash away (Strabley eventually escaped and drove himself to the hospital, where he was treated and released). When confronted by police, Ferrara told an officer, “I think I hurt him bad.” Ferrara, who was charged with felony reckless endangerment and disorderly conduct, was booked into the La Crosse County jail, where she posed for the below mug shot.

I mean if it was some random white guy at least you could use the excuse of “Hey..I was watching Roots and just lost control”. Hey Plumpdumpling can you ask Kamram if there’s such a thing as the “Roots Defense”?

The moral of this story is: that Mu Fuggin Kunta can run…whole damn police dept couldn’t catch his ass.
I think they should chop off his damn foot for running….but hey that’s just my opinion.

Here’s the story….

A man accused of waiting outside a Mooretown convenience store for a man to exit and gunning him down as others looked on, surrendered Wednesday evening, authorities said.

Surveillance footage at the C&C Liquor and Grocery in the 5100 block of Broadway Avenue captured Deolondis Johnson, 21, being shot at least twice in the upper torso just before 9 a.m. Wednesday, Shreveport police said.

He was pronounced dead at LSU Hospital in Shreveport shortly afterward.

After running from police all day, Kunta Kente Green, 23, of the 4800 block of Kennedy Street, turned himself in to police about 7:30 p.m. Wednesday, according to Shreveport police Cpl. Bill Goodin.

Green, who was booked into Shreveport City Jail on one count of second-degree murder, “stated that he committed the offense of murder in the second degree on the deceased victim,” Shreveport City Jail online booking records state. He is being held on a $250,000 bond.

Investigators said they believe the shooting is an escalation of an encounter between Johnson and a group of people, which included Green, on Tuesday night.

An hourslong standoff at Green’s residence that morning proved fruitless when Shreveport Police Department’s Special Response Team stormed the house but could not locate the suspect.

At about 3:30 p.m. — a few hours after police called off the standoff — Green’s house somehow caught fire, destroying 15 percent of the structure, according to the Shreveport Fire Department.

“Based upon my years of experience, there appeared to be multiple points of origin,” Chief Fred Sanders, assistant to the fire chief, said of the fire. He added that a K-9 indicated that it detected the presence of hydrocarbons, which are found in most liquid accelerants, Sanders said.

However, fire investigators had not determined the cause of the fire as of Wednesday night.

“We’re treating it as a crime scene,” Shreveport police Sgt. Carl Taylor said, noting that, again, no one was discovered inside.

Henry Calhoun was sitting outside a nearby pay laundry with friends when he heard three gunshots.

“I didn’t see anyone,” the 53-year-old said. “We all started running for cover. At the time we didn’t know where the shots were coming from. They were loud and were knew they were close. I was making sure I didn’t get shot.”

Even in jail troubled rapper (who is the proclaimed King of the South) T.I.P.
has given his main shawty the gift that all women love for her Bday.

No Not Birthday Sex…..Yep, diamonds and a Fuggin lot of them.

Even though I can’t stand Tiny’s voice she seems like a hood chick with smarts a.k.a the lady hustla.
She seems to hold it down for TI no matter what and will knock the fugg out a Bytch that doesn’t know their place as the side chick.

Damn what more can a dude want….she’s a keeper in my book except for her voice, but I can fix that with a damn spork in her vocal cords.

I guess TI was down on one knee as he sent this from lockup…I don’t even want to know what else was goin on while he was down there.

Peep  the nails ladies…Wow she’s holding TI down on her nails…nice.

Step your nail game up ladies, lol.
You can’t rock that busted hands look forever.

Then to go along with the ring..a lil something for her neck.

And check out the new Album Cover:

New Rumor: Katt Williams has filed for Bankruptcy

Damn you mean to tell me that Whitney & Bobby can smoke 80 Million in crack and not go broke, but Katt can’t smoke weed to not go broke.
Maybe he just forgot which bank he put his money in…that happens you know.

Our favorite “Young & The Restless” star Victoria Rowell  was married in a small ceremony and Sam L Jackson gave her away.

I’ve seen her many times walking up the upper west side near Columbia University on Broadway
(Never spoke to her…no offense.. she wasn’t famous enough, lol)

Best Wishes to her.. here’s some rehearsal foolery (looks like she’s got mad Rhythm!!)

Frankie’s gotta man ya’ll.
Awwww they look so Ignant together….how sweet!!

Who told Frankie these circa 1999 Prince sleeves were A-OK to rock in ‘09?
Are those shades dude is wearing from Forever21 or Rainbow?
Yoooooo…my great grandmoms had that very same wig she’s rockin!

Hey Mango folks may start to get the wrong impression and think all Atlanta Black folks act a fool.

Dame Dash has a hot new ride to get around NYC:

Queen Latifah has been spotted in Brooklyn, working on the set of her new film Just Wright.

Guess who else has been spotted in Brooklyn…it’s Common…I wonder why though?

I’ve got it… they’re in the same movie

That and the fact that he said  I’ve got the fried chicken and potato salad makes me cringe.

This guy tries tooo hard to act Black. He seems to think that acting Black means to act hood.
I’ll be the first to admit that Black folks damn near have a monopoly on acting Hood.
But to act Hood isn’t acting Black..it’s just acting Ignant.

And if he says another Hip-Hop term like Bling…Bling again I WILL STAB him in the neck with a Spork!

By Falling into a VAT of Chocolate.

Soooooooo…….a chocolate Mu Fugga dies in chocolate tub. I can’t even make Shyt like this up folks.

Yeah…Yeah…you’ve told me a million times already…. I’m going to Hell for this one!

(video not working for FFox users, it’s displayed as a white box but works fine for IE users…sorry)

CAMDEN, N.J. - A man who prayed for a job for weeks dies in a tragic accident at a chocolate factory in Camden, N.J.
Police were called to a warehouse and manufacturing facility on the 700 block of North 36th Street around 10:45 a.m. Wednesday for a report of a man who had fallen into hot chocolate.The Camden County prosecutor’s office identified the victim as 29-year-old Vincent Smith II of Camden. He was a temporary worker at the Cocoa Services Inc. plant.Smith was loading chunks of raw chocolate into a melting tank, but he slipped and fell into the tank.Co-workers shut off the valve and tried to reach him, but failed.The moral of this story is that you dumb asses that are running around praying for Shyt like crazy need to stop.
White Jesus is busy catering to me and doesn’t need your ignant ass prayers distracting him
You dumb asses that are praying for Shyt like extra biscuits, husband/boyfriend, or a car need to beware.

Cuz your dumb ass is like to to choke to death on that extra biscuit, get beat to death by hubby, or drive that car off a fuggin cliff.

I know this is a sad time for the family but, WTF is up with his relative with the huge ass shades asking I need to know what happened?
His ass died in chocolate that’s what happened…what part wasn’t you clear about.
He FELL. The end. Can I help your ignant ass with any other questions?

Damn dude wasn’t even getting benefits cuz he was temp. Shyt if I can die at some Shyt I’m at least getting life insurance from them and overtime.

Let’s be real for a second….Anyone else think that this dude ain’t fall and actually jumped his big ass in to eat the chocolate.
(Yeah…Yeah.. Imma burn in hell, you sound like a broken record …for the younger generation or a scratched CD)

But in any case I’m not eating chocolate for fear of find little niblets of this dude in my snickers bar.

This guy tried to jump in and save him…

He gets mad props for trying to save dude.

But unlike Thickcrust… I ain’t eating any melted chocolate that touched this guy.

After watching this…The answer will be NO, you can’t dance.
Because this Mu Fugger gots S-O-U-L….

Now  Dance I say…Dance!

The crazy part is that Tomur’s moms is just chillin…
knitting Thickcrust a super special “I love you” sweater while her son is BA-RAKE-ING!

Dude is going off with the hammerdance and she’s soooo used to
her son and Thickcrust dancing their narrow asses all over the house she ignores the Foolery going on all around her.

Hell….I’ve been Kush’in women since I was a teenager!!!!
I know plenty of women who have a lace sack near their nightstand, but a Kush damn sure ain’t in it.

But listening to her and watching her are two different ass things.
I mean her TV show to me was a train wreck and a half of awkward moments, massive weaves, overly huge breasts in tight blouses and stilettos that she could hardly walk in.

Here’s a pic from her TVshow launch party

(Personally she’s not my type. I wouldn’t hit her with a brick)

Believe me I’m all for a little of any of what I just named but she went wayyyy overboard with all of it and at the same time.
Her show almost was on E or Bravo or one of those dumb ass channels but ended up on Fox for the Pilot and was not picked up again.
And now is on CoonTV BET (what a surprise).

But in any event, Congrats to another Black woman who is doing her thing…

Hey Wendy…
“How U Doin’ ?”